THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Snake Oil Televangelist Jim Bakker Sued For Peddling Fake Coronavirus Cure.

ONLY TO THOSE WHO WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION BEFORE:  Tucker Carlson: Spread of coronavirus is revealing a ‘terrifying situation’.

BUT, BUT, BUT IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF SOCIALIST UTOPIA!  With coronavirus, the media is proving it is evil.

Oh, and of course, power for their vile selves….

HEY, GUYS, SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK, THEN SEE HOW MANY OF YOUR LIBERAL FRIENDS BELIEVE IT AND GO INSANE SAYING CORONAVIRUS IS NO BIG DEAL…  Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns.  (Oh, come on. if we can’t have fun with them, what good are they?)

BECAUSE IF SHE LIKES IT IT MUST BE GOOD FOR EVERYONE?  Why this sex therapist says you should be in an open marriage.

ER… WHAT?  ‘Miserable’ man tattoos entire body blue to feel confident.

NOW I DON’T FEEL SO BAD AMERICANS THOUGHT THEY GOT IT THROUGH BEER:  France had to tell citizens that cocaine won’t cure coronavirus.

WELL, THEY COULD, TILL YOU REVEALED THE CODE!  Women in Florida can order ‘owl shot’ to let bartender know they’re in danger.

THEY’LL GIVE US THE EQUALITY OF THE GRAVE:  Key UN body reaffirms 1995 plan to achieve gender equality.

AND I STILL SAY THIS ONE WILL BITE THE DEMS IN THE ASS:  Swine Flu and Me.

WELL, ONE THING TRUMP DOES WELL IS REMOVE MASKS…  Yale Psychiatrist Who Has Repeatedly Called Trump Mentally Unfit Refuses to Diagnose Biden.

WE DON’T PASS OUT CANDY OR CELEBRATE WHEN PEOPLE DIE, BUT IF YOU ARE IN YOUR FIFTIES THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE:  Iran: Coronavirus Kills Former Interrogator of U.S. Embassy Hostages.

BIRDS OF A FEATHER!  Bernie’s Imam: Israel Runs ISIS And Trump Is The Coronavirus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT APPALLS ME MORE, THE LACK OF HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE OR THE ABJECT APOLOGIES:  Warren Staffers Get Very Unwoke Tattoos.

BUT HEY, AT LEAST SHE GOT SOME SHINY GLASS BEADS, RIGHT?  Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces.

I’M NOT SURE THERE IS A THIRD WAY. I’D ARGUE A QUICK SWAT ON THE BEHIND IS MUCH LESS TRAUMATIZING THAN PSEUDO-PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPLANATIONS. ALSO, PLEASE REMEMBER, KIDS AND DOGS ONLY HEAR VERY SIMPLE STATEMENTS. OH, AND “SELF ESTEEM EDUCATION” HAS BEEN PRETTY THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED:  Correcting Behavior.

I GUESS THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE…. AGAIN?  No, Fidel Castro Didn’t Improve Health Care or Education in Cuba

FALLOUT…  WELL, THE DEMS ARE PRETTY RADIOACTIVE:   Super Tuesday Fallout.

ANOTHER CONTAINMENT WE’RE TOO LATE ON.  HONESTLY, WE SHOULD HAVE BUILT A WALL ISOLATING CALIFORNIA TEN YEARS AGO. AND THEN MY STATE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS… STATE:  $50,000-a-day fines and other things to know about Colorado’s new public health insurance option bill.

NEWS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED WHILE OUT STOCKING UP ON TOILET PAPER:  Clashes breaking out at Greece-Turkey border as migrants continue push attempt into Europe.

DUH. WHICH IS WHY HEARING DOMESTIC LEFTIST CUSTARDHEADS FLAP GUMS ABOUT HOW IF ONLY WE HAD SOCIALISM/MORE GOVERNMENT CONTROL/COMMUNISM, WE WOULDN’T BE IN DANGER OF THIS VIRUS MAKES ME WANT TO REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THEM:  How China’s coronavirus crisis exposes the Achilles’ heel of Communist Party power.

OH, AND…. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Censored Contagion.

NO, SERIOUSLY, TOILET PAPER DOESN’T COME FROM CHINA. IT COMES FROM CANADA. NOW, I KNOW CANADA IS PRETTY LEFTY, BUT NO MORE THAN CALIFORNIA. WE CAN PROBABLY COUNT ON THEIR SUPPLIES FOR A WHILE:  Amid coronavirus panic, Australian newspaper prints extra pages because of toilet paper shortage.

This one really, truly isn’t rational. It’s just panic.  And the run on TP is going on all over the civilized world from Japan to Europe, to your corner store  On a rumor that it comes from China.

It reminds me of what I did after 9/11 and making sure the kids were safe at school: I went to the grocery store and filled the entire back of my Expedition with groceries and cleaners and toilet paper.  You know why? Because I’d learned from crisis that I needed to have everything I needed and hole in.  Because, you know…. That’s PTSD. It’s not rational. I have friends who work at grocery stores and they’re getting pretty tired of the crazy runs on things that are not in danger of running out.

We’re going to have a problem with Apple products (duh), some other electronics — I’ve heard people mumbling about power supplies — and some medicines.  Oh, clothes and shoes, at least some brands.  And there’s probably other stuff we’re going to find out is made in China when we suddenly need it.

Toilet paper is not that.

HONESTLY, THE PROBLEM IS NOT EVEN THAT WE’RE PANICKING. IT’S THAT WE’RE PANICKING ON PRACTICALLY NOTHING BUT SURMISES AND WHISPERS. FOR INSTANCE, GIVEN THAT INCUBATION CAN BE UP TO 30 DAYS, AND THAT MOST CASES HAVE NO SYMPTOMS AT ALL, LET ALONE THAT CHINA TRIED TO HIDE IT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK BY THE TIME WE STOPPED FLIGHTS IT WASN’T ALREADY ALL OVER?  The big danger of coronavirus is that we panic ourselves into a greater crisis.

For instance, do you understand that we actually have no idea how many people are infected, because there are very few tests?  And btw, to all the lefties screaming there are few tests because we need more centralized control: PFUI.

So, we actually have no idea. For all we know, that really bad cold everyone has had, the one that keeps coming back? Might very well be it.

In which case what we SHOULD be doing is NOT containment and isolation. It’s preparing to look after the truly vulnerable who will be hit by this: people who are health-compromised and the elderly.  Because those are the ones who are in danger.

Locking the barn door after the horse has fled AND driving down the economy is NOT actually going to help anyone.  Well, except maybe the democrats, but I think they’re beyond help.

CHECK YOUR PREMISES! IT IS POSSIBLE YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE:  Massive white dwarf star 150 light-years away doesn’t ‘make any sense,’ experts say.