BUT ITALY! IS CONSIDERED THE CLINCHING ARGUMENT ON ANY ARGUMENT ABOUT THE POTENTIAL FATALITIES OF THE CHINESE FLU.  WELL, IT TURNS OUT THE ANSWER IS “BUT ITALY IS COOKING THE BOOKS”:  Why have so many coronavirus patients died in Italy?

In addition to counting all facilities as due to Xi-disease if the patient tests positive for it, even if they die by being hit by a car, I understand they’re also testing people who have died before they started testing, and if they test positive, that’s suddenly the cause of death.

Why would a sane country do that? Well, it turns out that Italy’s medical system is lousy, and … well, it has issues, let’s say. 

For completely different reasons, and possibly in a different direction, numbers from Italy are about as reliable as numbers out of China.  (Now, can someone please tell the governor of my state he’s embarrassing himself, the state, and possibly America (not to mention humanity.)  As for other governors like Newsom….  It’s possible you can’t tell them anything. It would require means of communication beyond what sane humans can command.  Look, it was a good effort to get Orangemanbad. But if they keep this up, it’s going to backfire like they wouldn’t believe. Also, it will hurt people, particularly young working people. (Not that they care.)

I’M ONE OF THOSE WEIRD INTROVERTS WHO NEEDS TO SEE PEOPLE.  NORMALLY THIS IS SOLVED BY A TRIP TO THE ZOO, A MUSEUM OR THE BOTANIC GARDENS, OR DINNER WITH FRIENDS ONCE A WEEK. HOWEVER, SINCE COLORADO’S GOVERNOR HAS LOCKED US DOWN FOR FEAR OF THE XI-FLU, I LACK THAT OUTLET AND HAVE BEEN GOING A LITTLE CRAZY. THEREFORE  I PUT A LOT OF MY BOOKS ON SALE FOR 99C: A Sale For While You’re Housebound.

Okay, I didn’t put them on sale because I’m crazy (we’re going craaaaaazy a the Hoyt book lot! Just wait till the boss finds out what we did!) but because it might avoid your going crazy. Maybe.

IN FAIRNESS, GAMERS ARE RENOWNED FOR THEIR PERSONAL HYGIENE:  GameStop claims it is ‘essential retail’ during coronavirus lockdowns.

On the other hand, do you really want gamers roaming the landscape looking for a fix?

MAKING AMERICA SAFE AGAIN:  Maryland distillery shows what free markets can accomplish in a pandemic.

The owners experimented first with a recipe that called for ethanol, glycerol, aloe vera gel, lemongrass oil, and vitamin E oil. As they messed around with the recipe, they also applied for a license to produce the sanitizer. They were approved almost immediately by the federal government, which, honestly, is a sentence I thought I would never write.

“The federal government said the application typically takes three weeks for approval. We got approval in two days,” the distillery’s general manager, Jonathan Shair, told the ABC affiliate.

THE MIND BOGGLES:  The Far Limit.

ARE THEY WORRIED ABOUT THE REPORTS OR THE CONDITIONS?  South Asia quarantine centers worry experts.

MAYBE. FEAR AND MOBS ARE FICKLE:  Politicizing Coronavirus Will Cost Dems the House.

REMEMBER:  Five Quick Things: Everybody Was Kung Flu Fighting.

THE WHOLE POINT OF GETTING BIDEN IN, IS TO GET KAMALA IN. AS COMMUNIST AS BERNIE, TWICE AS STUPID AND A COMPLETE TOTALITARIAN. THE DEMOCRATS DREAM GIRL:  Jeepers Veepers!

YES: Dangerous Curves.

I TOO WONDER ABOUT THIS:  How Long Will Americans Tolerate Corona-Madness?

I WONDER IF MY CATS THINK I PLAY WITH THE LASER POINTER BY ACCIDENT:  Trump and the Chinese virus.

TOO LATE:  Atlantic Monthly tries to clean up its reputation as China’s water boy.

INDEED:  Defense Production Act To Be Used By Trump.

WELL, NO. BECAUSE SOCIALISM KILLS AND WE’RE NOT DEAD YET:  Coronavirus Has Not Made Us Socialist.

SO… Seven Days In March.

THIS FROG’S TOES ARE MIGHTY WARM:  Scientist with 4 Degrees from MIT Warns ‘Deep State’ Using Coronavirus Fear-Mongering To Suppress Dissent.

Our homegrown authoritarians have loved the Chicoms for a long time, and wished they could do the same here. Note that not only were things not okay in China, we’ve strong indications they’re still NOT okay.  Meanwhile those of an authoritarian bend are instigating panic and then using it to put their boot on your neck. If you like the fash boot on your neck, you can keep the fash boot on your neck, but do it elsewhere, because for me and my tribe, I’ll say no.

REMEMBER YOU ARE AMERICAN. AND THE WORLD AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE US YET:  The Gateway Pundit Reader Offers This Message of Hope – “You Are Good – Never, Ever Forget That!”.

They will fail. They have failed.

But YOU must defeat them. That means standing up to the lies. Facing the truth, calling out the panic with calm and resolute strength. Being bold in the face of the cowering simps on the TV screen and in the newspaper columns. Speaking out with authority, facing facts, and sharing those facts with others.

Fact: You’re going to die.

Fact: Just not today. And almost certainly NOT from the Wuhan Virus.

Fact: America will get through this. Because YOU are an American. YOU are brave, and strong, and kind.

You just need to be reminded of that from time to time. It’s so easy to forget, when you’re force-fed a diet of how rotten you are. From people who are rotten to the core.

They are evil. You are good. Never, EVER forget that.

ALL THE PETTY AUTHORITARIANS ARE PUTTING THEIR FASH BOOTS ON AND STRUTTING IN THE LIGHT OF DAY. REMEMBER THAT TOO:  Fresno Emergency Order Takes Aim At Guns.

AND AFTER CAME THE GUILLOTINE. MADAME GUILLOTINE WAS GETTING HUNGRY:  Same Panic, Different Century?

WELL… THAT’S NICE TO KNOW. DID I MENTION I FEEL FINE AND I THINK I’LL GO FOR A WALK?  Coronavirus Might Be Worse for People With Blood Type A .

IT IS SOMETIMES HANDY TO HAVE THESE COLLECTED IN ONE PLACE:  All the Establishment Media’s Dangerous Coronavirus Lies.

I FEEL FINE. I THINK I’LL GO FOR A WALK:  Coronavirus: Always look on the bright side of life *UPDATED*.

SHE’S NOT ALONE. SHE’S SO NOT ALONE:  Coronavirus Inspires Clowns to Self-Identify.

Having glimpsed the horror and treason beneath the masks, don’t forget. Don’t let them put the mask of reasonableness back on. These are not reasonable people. These are not patriotic Americans. These are certainly not “smart” people. And as for principled… pfui.

STATISTS GOT TO STATIST:  Elizabeth Warren exploits coronavirus crisis to push unrelated corporate reforms.