Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
March 25, 2020
IF I WERE HER, I’D BE CAREFUL. GREY GOOSE PELOSI IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE, LIKE ALL ALCOHOL IMPREGNATED OBJECTS: Pelosi’s extortion is a spark that may start a national fire.
I HAVE NOTHING OFFICIAL, BUT THROUGH OFFICIAL CHANNELS? THERE ISN’T ANY: What about the Coronavirus excess death rate?
Which might be why we haven’t heard of it. Just like we haven’t heard why the homeless aren’t dying in droves.
Speaking of which, did I tell you I have questions? (Yes, it’s pay locked. Use HOYT for a discount.)
BUT THE DANGER IS VERY REAL, AND IT’S MAKING ME DEPRESSED AND ANGRY BY TURNS: Cures and Diseases.
And to the gentleman who came by to tell me that people who speak like me can’t be locked up YET and it’s a pity. Did you know that I’m American? I have a document that proves it. And you, sir, aren’t. No, being born and educated here, even if you were, didn’t make you one. And no amount of documentation could make you so.
THERE IS A DANGER. IT IS NOT THE VIRUS: Stop panicking over bad data.
Listen to LawDog. He’s not only a friend, he’s one of the nicest, calmest and most objective people I know.
March 23, 2020
THIS ONE IS PAYWALLED BUT THEY’LL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT IF YOU USE “HOYT” AS YOUR CODE ON SUBSCRIPTION. I WOKE UP AT FOUR THIRTY AM AND COULDN’T SLEEP, SO I WROTE THIS: I Have Questions About Our Response to COVID-19.
How come the homeless aren’t dying in droves?
THE WHOLE SERIES IS ON SALE FOR 99c EACH TILL TOMORROW NIGHT (WELL, THE WHOLE SERIES SO FAR. I’M WORKING ON #4): Dipped, Stripped and Dead (Daring Finds Book 1).
A Dyce Dare Mystery
When she was six, Dyce Dare wanted to be a ballerina, but she couldn’t stop tripping over her own feet. Then she wanted to be a lion tamer, but Fluffy, the cat, would not obey her. Which is why at the age of twenty nine she’s dumpster diving, kind of. She’s looking for furniture to keep her refinishing business going, because she would someday like to feed herself and her young son something better than pancakes.
Unfortunately, as has come to be her expectation, things go disastrously wrong. She finds a half melted corpse in a dumpster. This will force her to do what she never wanted to do: solve a crime.
Life is just about to get crazy… er… crazier. But at least at the end of the tunnel there might be a relationship with a very nice Police Officer.
ALSO, I UNDERSTAND, A BIG HILLARY SUPPORTER. I SMELL A RAT IN A LAB COAT: What did Dr. Fauci have to say in 2009 about the deadly H1N1 pandemic?
YOU MISUNDERSTAND THEM. THEY’RE ONLY WORRIED THAT THEY, PERSONALLY, MIGHT DIE. OTHER THAN THAT THEY ROUTINELY FANTASIZE ABOUT THE EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE: Democrats are panicked about mass death, but still push abortion.
AS LONG AS IT WORKS TO STAMPEDE AMERICANS INTO SOCIALISM, THEY’LL CONTINUE DOING IT: Media Continues “Hair On Fire” Behavior.
DUH, VOTING WITH THE SOCIALISTS ON THE ASSUMPTION THEY’LL THEN VOTE WITH YOU ALWAYS ENDS UP THE SAME. ALWAYS. WHEN WILL THE GOP LEARN? Senate Democrats block economic rescue bill after Pelosi pulls powerplay in House.
THE MASKS ARE OFF, AND REVEAL THE HORRENDOUS VISAGE OF TRAITORS: Hillary and Chinese Gov’t Reading From Same Script In Calling Trump Racist Over “Chinese Virus”.
EUROPEANS ARE CRAZY. I KNOW. I USED TO BE ONE: In Response to Trump Travel Ban, Florence Launched “Hug a Chinese” Day Initiative in February .
March 22, 2020
YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD. BECAUSE UNTIL AND UNLESS THE WEST DEVELOPS THE CULTURAL CONFIDENCE TO HOLD OTHER COUNTRIES TO OUR STANDARDS, GLOBALIZATION IS A LOSING GAME. ONE BRINGING US DESTRUCTION AND MISERY: Globalization is the first casualty.
YOU KNOW WHAT? HE IS A TERRIBLE REPORTER: You’re A Terrible Reporter – Trump.
IF YOU MISSED THE EARLIER POST, I PUT A BUNCH OF MY BOOKS ON SALE FOR 99C. FOR INSTANCE: Deep Pink (Magis Book 1).
Yes, I could give you the description of this book. But instead I’m going to ask you to imagine that Jim Butcher of Dresden files fame started doing heavy drugs, and while under the influence read a copy of Operation Chaos by Poul Anderson, and then went “Hey, I could write this thing that….” So, it’s like that.
ARE YOU GUYS SURE WE CAN’T EXPEL JOURNALISTS TO CHINA? I MEAN OSTENSIBLY AMERICAN JOURNALISTS: Rachel Maddow and others call on networks not to broadcast Trump coronavirus press conferences.
Missy, we remember your performance on election night 2016. Not only are you not non-partisan or reliable, you’re by no means an adult. So please keep quiet while the adults are talking.
ABSOLUTELY THIS: Support your local businesses, while they still exist.
SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED! LOOK HOW SHOCKED THIS FACE OF MINE IS! “Abuses, torture, and killing”: U.S. Human Rights Report Denounces the CCP Regime.
CHINESE VIRUS IS CHINESE: Yes, the Virus Came from Wuhan.
Of course, I’m okay with calling it the CCP Virus. If they keep pushing I’ll start calling it the Yellow Peril. What are the chances that this will cause a bunch of leftists to lose their ability to speak or drop dead of a heart attack? And in that case, do we count their deaths as attributable to the Chinese virus? Asking for a friend.
OKAY, BUT IS ANY DEATH TRACEABLE TO THIS OUTBREAK. I REALIZE SAYING THEY HAVE MUCUS ON THEIR HANDS IS NOT AS DRAMATIC, BUT IT MIGHT BE MORE ACCURATE: ‘Blood on their hands:’ Teachers say de Blasio and Carranza helped spread coronavirus.
IT’S NOTHING TOO BAD: BC man describes having virus as ‘odd’.

