Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

I COULD, POSSIBLY, REMOTELY, JUST ON AN OFF CHANCE, YOU KNOW, BE RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE WITH THE OVERBLOWN REACTION TO WINNIE THE FLU:  Attention, Citizens.

YEAH, BECAUSE IT’S ALL A MATTER OF CLASSIFICATION.  BAH. DO THEY THINK WE’RE IDIOTS? CHINA, TAKE NOTICE, THE PEOPLE ARE NOT OUR SO CALLED LEADERS*:  China to reclassify dogs as pets in wake of coronavirus.

*For one, if we all drank like Nancy Grey Goose Pelosi, there wouldn’t be enough alcohol in the world for an American lunch break.

WE WON’T KNOW THE ANSWERS FOR YEARS. SLOWER IF WE RUIN OURSELVES NOW:  COVID-19 Mysteries.

THIS IS WHY PLANED ECONOMIES FAIL. NO ONE NOT INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH ANY GIVEN FIELD KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT GOES INTO IT. AND IN THE CASE OF OUR SELF PROCLAIMED ELITES, FRANKLY, THESE PEOPLE LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHERE FOOD COMES FROM:  Our Food Supply Cannot Afford This Economic Shutdown.

SURE, THE CDC MESSED UP, BUT CHINESE LIES DIDN’T HELP. HOWEVER WHAT HAS REALLY TAKEN A HAMMER TO OUR ECONOMY AND IS GOING TO MAKE US DANCE WITH FOOD SCARCITY COME FALL IS THE FACT THAT WE HAVE AN “EDUCATED” CLASS WHICH HAS NEVER LEARNED COMPUTER MODELS AREN’T REALITY, COMPUTER MODELS AREN’T PROOF, COMPUTER MODELS ARE JUST HYPOTHESES WITH NICE GRAPHICS:  How US bureaucrats deepened the coronavirus crisis to deadly effect.

I think part of this is a hold over in people about 10 years older than I who thought of computers as “smart.” These are people who can barely navigate email or social media, and for whom computers are somehow, mysteriously, infallible.  If someone can’t get Garbage In Garbage Out across to them, then we’ll just have to hit them with metaphorical two by fours when they go off half-cocked on some models. Because otherwise they will destroy us.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, SMALL FURRY ANIMALS AND LARGE UNGULATES I’VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THIS UNCONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION OF OUR CIVIL RIGHTS:

ON A SCALE OF ZERO FALSEHOOD TO BARRACK OBAMA? IT’S PAST OBAMA TO ELIZABETH WARREN. THERE IS NO TRUTH IN THE COUNT:  How Honest is the COVID Fatality Count?

SOME OF US ARE. WHY DO YOU THINK GUN AND AMMO SALES HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF?  Are We Still Americans?

SPEAKING OF INSANE, THEY WON’T LIKE US WHEN WE’RE MAD:  When Insanity Bites.

TRUMP DROVE THEM INSANE. NOW THEY’RE INSANE:  Corona Meltdowns.

MY OWN MIND HAS BEEN WORKING ON SIMILAR LINES:  After the Hysteria Dies, What Rough Beast Slouches Towards Bethlehem To Be Born? The Answer Might Surprise You.

(BTW I love the way Richard’s paintings capture, in a highly evocative way that can’t be expressed in words “our national moment.  I’ve seen it time and again, and find it fascinating as someone who ALSO gets bossed round by a subconscious that doesn’t always share everything it knows.)