YEAH. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  It WAS a coup attempt.

SPEAKER PELOSI IS NOT (YET) CALLING FOR MANDATORY CHIP IMPLANTS TO FACILITATE CONTACT TRACING.   JOE BIDEN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT:  Nearly 50% of coronavirus patients did not report their close contacts, CDC says.

YEAH – IT’S NOWHERE NEAR AS GREAT AS IT WAS 78 YEARS AGO. OR A HUNDRED. OR A THOUSAND. THOSE WERE HALCYON TIMES INDEED. PFUI:  Women are skipping out on motherhood because everything is awful.

I THOUGHT I WAS UTTERLY RID OF THIS WORLD. IT’S BEEN TWENTY EIGHT YEARS. BUT LIKE CATS THE DANG THINGS TURN UP WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM TO: In The Beginning.

MAYBE A SHOCK FOR YOU, TOVARISH, BUT SOME OF US HAVE STAYED AWAKE THE LAST TWO YEARS:  Shock Senate Report Finds Hunter Biden Financially Tied to Chinese Government, Rich Russian Widow, Human Trafficking.

Shocked, shocked, shocked. Behold my shocked face. Look how shocked it is!

IN OTHER NEWS: NY CITY REAL ESTATE PRICES DROP AGAIN. UNEXPECTEDLY:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez urges city, state tax hikes to fund NYC schools.

IS THAT BECAUSE THE RUSSIANS WILL BE FIRST TO LAND OR BECAUSE THE PLANET IS “LIKE HELL OVER THERE”?  EITHER WAY, WHEN WE GO THERE WE AIN’T PAYING RUSSIA NO LANDING FEES:  Venus was made of lava and was not ‘Earth-like’ after all, stunning study says.

POSSIBLY THE WORLD’S LONGEST BLOG POST. I DIDN’T HAVE THE TIME TO MAKE IT SHORTER OR I WOULD HAVE: NEKULTURNY.

NO. NO. JUST NO. YOU DON’T GET TO SAY “NEVERMIND.”  I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FULL AND PUBLIC CONFESSION OF YOUR INSANE LIES AND THEIR MOTIVES. AND SPECTATORS WILL BE ABLE TO PELT YOU WITH ROTTEN FRUIT AND FISH ENTRAILS WHILE YOU DO IT:  NY Times and Nikole Hannah-Jones Quietly Dropping Central Claims of 1619 Project.

Making kids and idiots hate their own country with a farrago of hateful lies should come at a cost.

DEAR LORD. I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD BE GLAD THEY READ AT ALL, BUT COULD THEY PLEASE READ A DECENT AND COHERENT BOOK NEXT TIME?  Media Outlets Forced to Backtrack After Trying ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Smear on Judge Amy Coney Barrett.

Let alone all the other things that make no sense Atwood was writing about a fundamentalist society after being inspired by the trauma of living in that enclave of religious orthodoxy and oppression in…. New England?

THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF THE (MASKED) BEAR FLAG HAS BANNED ANYTHING NOT POWERED BY UNICORN FARTS. EMBRACE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S GREEN FUTURE:  CA Gov. Newsom signs executive order banning sale of new gas and diesel vehicles by 2035.

Where were you going anyway? Governor Noisome will lock you up forever given a choice.

YES. YES THEY ARE. NEXT? Are Liberals Responsible For the Consequences of Their Death Threats?

BUT BUT BUT ONLY THE RIGHT IS CORRUPT! I KNOW! THE MEDIA TELLS ME SO:  Hunter Biden: Burisma, And Bribery, And Human Trafficking.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BEAUTIFUL? RAISING YOUR KIDS WITH CONSEQUENCES AND BOUNDARIES. SOMETHING MOST OF THE PSEUDO ANARCHISTS’ PARENTS FAILED TO DO:  Anarchy is Beautiful, Says Teen Vogue.

AND YET HAMMER AND SICKLE FLAGS ARE EVERYWHERE. BUT THEY CAN DESTROY EVERYONE ELSE’S SYMBOLS:  Thin Blue Line Flag Goes the Way of Confederate Statues.

And if it were just confederate statues, it would be crazy enough. But they’re going after ever statue, even statues of saints on  church property.

NO. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN IT. IT’S TIME TO END THE CHARADE:  Survival rates for COVID-19.

LET MY PEOPLE GO. NO, REALLY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. LET MY PEOPLE GO:  Four graphs prove the utter failure of lockdowns and masks.

FRANK FLEMING, OF IMAO.US, AND OF THE BABYLON BEE HAS A BOOK OUT IN MANY FORMATS, INCLUDING ON AUDIBLE.  YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT: Superego: Fathom.

There are two ways to be a hero.

One is more violent than the other. And the universe needs a hero, because a mysterious entity known as the Fathom is terrorizing the known universe and seizing control. But they’ve made one mistake: They woke Rico, the universe’s greatest killer, from a coma. And he’s decided he might be the good guy this time.

But being a hero isn’t easy. Rico has to work with others (not his favorite), and the impossible odds means it’s going to take an insane scheme or two (more to his liking). Still, Rico won’t let anything get in his way on his mission to destroy the Fathom…even though there are like a ton of things in his way – militaries, trained killers, a planet-devastating weapon or two.

Once again, it looks like Rico is going to destroy a lot of things and kill a lot of people.

But hopefully this time in a good way.

WHAT KIND OF PERVERSE PLACE IS AUSTRALIA, WHERE A JUDGE CAN TELL A WOMAN, “SHE COULD NOT KEEP BLAMING OTHERS FOR HER BAD DECISIONS”. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT AS OBSESSED WITH FIGHTING PATRIARCHY AS OUR ESTABLISHMENT:  Instagram model who poses as Catwoman jailed for masked robberies.

Good on you Australia.

SHE WAS JUST SINGING ALONG WITH SCREAMIN’ JAY HAWKINS:  Man to be executed for murdering woman he believed cast spell on him.

AND WEIRDLY IT’S NOT 2020:  The Year That Everything Happened.

SHE’S NOT IMAGINING IT. AND CHILDREN’S CARTOONS ARE THE SAME. OR THEY WERE 20 YEARS AGO, WHEN I BANNED A LOT OF THEM FROM MY HOUSE:  Am I imagining a change in children’s books?

I think that parents who review that stuff can be like the little train that could and stop the infection of their children’s minds. Remember, leftists like cuckoos don’t build their own nest. They steal other people’s.

AND IT’S TIME TO SEND HIM TO THE RIGHT ABOUT:  Larry the Liquidator is on the Line.

Vote as though the life of the Republic depended on it. Vote against the (every day less) crypto commies.  The life you save might be your own.

HEY, CUPCAKES, CONTINUE CALLING IN SICK, AND YOU’LL SOON GET TO CALL IN UNEMPLOYED, BROKE AND HOMELESS:  Virtual Learning for Kenosha Schools As Teachers Call In “Sick”.

Most parents are discovering not only are you non-essential, you and your entire corrupt indoctrination machine are counterproductive.

HE ALSO PREDICTS THE SUN WILL RISE IN THE EAST & SET IN THE WEST:  Mitch McConnell expects brutal Supreme Court fight to replace RBG.

I didn’t even know that Captain Obvious had taken up a career in politics, much less changed his name to McConnell.