THIS IS KNOWN AS FAFO:  DHS: Two People Injured in Portland Shooting Tried to Run Over Border Patrol Agents.

YES, THAT WAS HER HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR:  Ilhan Omar Caught Sneaking Carveout For Somali-Led Group In Congress’ Spending Package.

THE LEFT HARPS ON SLAVERY WHILE TRYING TO REINSTITUTE IT:  Chattel.

FOR DECADES THE NRA HAS BEEN MOSTLY AN EFFECTIVE DECOY TO KEEP THE LEFTIES FIGHTING IT, WHILE THE GUN RIGHTS CAUSE WAS MORE ABLY SERVED IN MYRIAD OTHER WAYS:  Kick Them All Out.

THIS WAS MUCH NEEDED:  Clear Thinking on the Childhood Vaccine Schedule.

NEWS I WANT YOU TO USE. PLEASE?  Ice Cream or Death.

THE POINT SHE HAS IS ON TOP OF HER HEAD:  Cea Weaver Has A Point About Racism And Property Ownership. No, really, she does!

Racism hasn’t been a thing in real estate in most of the country for the entire time I’ve been here. Oh, sometimes anti-white racism, sure. But really, no.

FROM HEATHER STRICKLER:  Fairy Gold (Gates of Fairy Land).

Step through the gates of wonder, where brave children wield wooden swords and everyday magic lurks around every corner.

Come to a place where dragons hide under beds and in garden willows, fairy queens feast beneath the sea, and determined young heroes sail among the stars. These poems celebrate the fearless imagination of childhood, where protective big brothers guard against nighttime terrors, space explorers claim distant worlds, and wooden swords are mighty enough to defend all that’s good.

Written with the timeless, read-aloud quality of classic children’s poetry, Fairy Gold offers families a fresh collection that honors both the wonder and courage of young hearts. Perfect for bedtime stories, classroom sharing, or any moment when magic feels just within reach.

Welcome to a world where children are the heroes of their own fairy tales.

NEVER SAY I DON’T SUFFER FOR MY BLOG:  Blogging the Future of The Past, Donovan’s brain by Curt Siodmak.

IT ISN’T AS IF THE VAXXERS HAVE EARNED THEMSELVES ANY CREDIBILITY:  US announces major overhaul of childhood vaccines.

HE NEEDS TO MAKE THE OFFER TO THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE FROM WHOM THE DANES STOLE IT:  Marco Rubio Has Informed Congress That Trump Wants to Buy Greenland.

Serve them up some Land Acknowledgements with pickled herring sauce.

OF COURSE THEY DO:  Leftists in Oregon Want Segregated Swimming Pools.

Have they ever really stopped?

YOU CAN ASK BUT HE WON’T DELIVER:  An open letter to the Prime Minister: Please tell the truth about our energy bills.

Two Tier Keir couldn’t find the truth with two hands and a seeing eye dog.

THE HUMILIATION HE NEEDS IS TO BE WHIPPED THE LENGTH AND BREADTH OF LONDON, BAREFOOT AND TIED TO THE TAIL OF A DONKEY:  Humiliation for Starmer as Lords inflict FOUR defeats on Chagos Islands ‘surrender’ legislation and demand he reveal the REAL cost of the handover.

Of course, the bastage might enjoy it.

SILLY ME, I THOUGHT ‘MEDICAL TRANSPORT COMPANIES’ EXIST TO TRANSPORT PEOPLE NEEDING MEDICAL CARE:  Nick Shirley’s Second Minnesota Fraud Video Is Just As Insane.

CAN YOU HEAR IT? THE SCREAMING OF THE PROGGIES? Ten years in the making! The United States Press Secretary, Karoline Claire Leavitt: “Now, nearly ten years later, thanks to the declassification of documents by the Director of National Intelligence, the truth has finally come to light—and it vindicates President Trump and his family. Barack Hussein Obama attempted to overthrow the United States government in 2016, the sitting president in 2017 as part of a ‘seditious conspiracy,’ overthrew it in 2020 to cover it up—and now he’s been caught.”

AND FOR THE: Exiles of x.

I hear it, growing in the distance. It sounds like justice.

BUT I THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD MAKE THE WORLD BURN:  Israel, Syria agree to share intelligence, seek military de-escalation after Paris talks.

REP. GOLDMAN SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH CRIMINAL STUPIDITY:  Rep. Goldman: ICE Agent Who Shot Woman ‘Needs to Be Charged With Murder’.

OH, IAN. THAT’S TOO GOOD FOR HIM:  Roast in hell, you bastard.

THE LEFTY THEATER KIDDIES MUST NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE ALLOWED THE HANDLES OF POWER AGAIN:  “All of that operational brilliance was always there; it persisted through the Stupid Era”.

Though, hear me out, I think Trump was wrong about trusting the CIA that putting Maduro’s VP in charge was the thing to do. The CIA has the political savoir-faire of a demented cat (specifically my demented cat, who had three brain cells when he was young, and now has one) and is penetrated through and through with lefties. Until it’s clean, watch it carefully and don’t trust it.

Mr. President, I’m telling you that absolutely was wrong. Monsters — and the Maduro regime is such — must be slain and seen to be dead, not allowed to limp along to “keep stability.” Just no.

WELL, GOOD:  Venezuela To Turn Over 30 Million to 50 Million Oil Barrels To America.

No, not because we did it for the oil, but because we did it to starve the bad guys of oil.

THEY MEAN DISSENT*:  HOLY CR*P  Heritage Foundation exposes Hugo Chavez was working with Nicolas Maduro to fund political decent in America, and provided the money TO START BLACK LIVES MATTER Hugo Chavez gave one of the founders of Black Lives Matter a million dollars FOR STREET PROTESTS IN AMERICA.

(For the x-cancelled.)
*Insert obligatory “Kids these days!”
Also, if this is true the bastard is responsible for the burning of Uncle Hugo’s. President Trump, turn Maduro to science fiction fans (no, not those. They’re not sf fans. They’re poseurs obsessed with Marx) and let us deal with him. We have few sacred places, but that was one.

IT’S NOT AS IF THE NY TIMES WILL:  Newly minted NYC Council speaker challenges Zohran Mamdani on antisemitism executive orders.

AGAIN AND AGAIN, WHAT ARE THE FACTS?  More Guns, Less Crime (again and as always).

THE ONLY KIND OF CRIME ELLISON CONSIDERS ‘SERIOUS’ IS IMAGINARY CRIMES BY WHITE PEOPLE:  Keith Ellison Calls Massive Fraud ‘Not Serious’ After Audio of Him Helping Fraudsters Resurfaces.