AS OPPOSED TO THE LEFT, WHO HATES US AND IS WILLING TO DESTROY US TO GET ORANGEMANBAD OUT? I’LL TAKE INDIFFERENCE, THANKS. I HAVE PARENTS. I HAVE A HUSBAND. I HAVE CHILDREN. I HAVE PETS. IT’S NOT THE JOB OF A POLITICIAN TO CARE FOR ME.:  Hakeem Jeffries – Trump Only Cares About Himself.

AT THIS POINT IT PROBABLY DOESN’T SURPRISE YOU HOW LITERAL THIS TITLE IS:  Elitist Artist Marina Abramovic and Postmodernism’s Diabolical Agenda.

THEIR METRICS ARE BEYOND REPROACH. COMPLETELY JACKED UP. INSANE BEYOND BELIEF. UTTER BS BUT BEYOND REPROACH:  America ranked among worst countries to raise a family: study.

Their metrics are however NOT beyond humor…

DESIGNER FACE MASK: $185; SIGNALLING YOUR VIRTUE AND WEALTH? PRICELESS!  Sensible and chic: the $185 luxury face mask from Belgium.

Who said Covid Karens can’t have more money than sense?

YOU KNOW, I’M WILLING TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE FOR MY HEALTH. AS, I’M SURE, ARE MOST WOMEN:  Eating chocolate weekly cuts risk of heart disease, study says.

THIS OUGHT TO DO WONDERS FOR CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY’S GRADUATE PLACEMENT:  Largest US public university system requires ethnic studies.

I REMAIN UNCONVINCED THAT CLOSING THE SCHOOLS HURTS AMERICANS. MOST KIDS CAN BE MORE LITERATE SIMPLY FROM HANGING OUT ALL DAY, AND NOTE I’M NOT SAYING THEY’LL LEARN TO READ THAT WAY, BUT THEN A LOT OF THEM DON’T LEARN THAT IN SCHOOL. HOWEVER THE LEFT’S WILLINGNESS TO HURT AMERICANS TO WIN HAS BEEN VERY OBVIOUS FOR DECADES:  Hurting Americans to Beat Trump.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED. BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  La La Land Congress Wants To Give Billions To Public Schools To Stay Closed.

LOOK HOW SHOCKED MY FACE IS. WHAT DO YOU THINK 2020 HAS BEEN ABOUT BUT KEEPING THE RIPE SEWER OF OBAMA’S MISDEEDS FROM COMING TO GENERAL ATTENTION?  Declassified Documents Show FBI Used ‘Defensive’ Briefing In 2016 To Spy On Donald Trump.

THEY’VE BEEN DOINGN THAT FOR DECADES. I THINK IT BACKFIRES:  Politicized Entertainment: Networks Launch TV Shows Inspired by Black Lives Matter.

I THINK THIS IS A MISTAKE:  Trump Cancels In-Person Jacksonville Republican National Convention.

IT’S ORWELLIAN LANGUAGE ALL THE WAY DOWN:  Media, Portland Mayor Mischaracterize Assault on Federal Courthouse as “Protests”.

CORN POP AND MORT THE WART…  I DON’T KNOW GUYS… IS HOLLYWOOD GOING CRAZY ON THESE REMAKES? I’M SURPRISED ONE OF THEM HASN’T DECIDED HE’S TRANS. ISN’T THE NEW HOTNESS GENDER-FLIPPING ROLES:  Socially Distant Biden/Obama Campaign Video.

THIS APPLIES TO ALL PARENTS. WAY BACK WE WERE TOLD TO STOP GIVING OUR KIDS WHITE PRIVILEGE BY BUYING THEM BOOKS ON WHATEVER THEY WERE INTERESTED IN:  Dear White Parents, Stop Caring About Your Children.

As you can guess, we didn’t listen.  (Even if my husband wouldn’t let me display my matched collection of middle fingers — two! two! — for the teacher’s benefit. Sigh. I had to marry a proper New Englander, didn’t I?)

MAGIC MUSHROOMS? WAGING WAR? TOOLS? I’M LAYING DOWN THE BET ON “LOVE” AS HOW WE BECAME HUMANS:  The Ape Who Loves.

MORE TYPOS THAN I’M USED TO FROM THIS POSTER, BUT ESSENTIALLY CORRECT:   How to Step in it By the Numbers.

AND FORGIVE ME FOR BEING AWAY SO LONG. YES, IT PROBABLY MEANS I’M WEAK, BUT THIS IS WHAT WAS GOING ON:  They’re Serving Tuna In Valhalla Tonight.

WE’VE NOTICED. I’M ALSO AGAIN SOUNDING THE WARNING THAT THIS DOESN’T END WELL FOR THE CRAZIES DRIVING THE TRAIN:  Denying Americans the simple pursuit of happiness.

HAVE SOME PITY FOR THE BABYLON BEE, SLOGGING THROUGH THE H*LL OF INSANITY TRYING TO MAKE US LAUGH. THESE DAYS THE BEST THEY GET IS A BITTER CHUCKLE AND “AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH?”:  Chicago Mayor Hires Gangs To Spell Out ‘Trump Is Bad’ With Bullet Holes.

START-UP COSTS HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!  OF COURSE, NO ONE HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE IT PAY:  High Times magazine hopes to rebound from coronavirus woes.

ONLY IF THAT’S A FUNNY WAY TO SPELL “UNNECESSARY”:  Were the Lockdowns Effective at All?

I THINK IT’S TIME TO CANCEL THE CANCELLERS:  Oh, FFS!

WOW! MY SHOCKED FACE IS GETTING A WORKOUT TODAY:  Former Google Engineer: Disappearance of Conservative Sites Might Have Exposed Blacklist.

HAVE THEY NOT SEEN THE NEWS FROM MINNEAPOLIS, SEATTLE, AND PORTLAND?  LOTS AND LOTS OF COMPETITION:  NYC is now the worst place to do business, retailers say.

AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN!  Polling: Cancel Culture Is Real and Silences Conservatives Most.

At least it’s in the open now. They’ve been doing this in the fields they dominate for decades. DECADES!