BEHOLD THIS FULLY FUNCTIONAL SHOCKED FACE!  Millions Worth of PPP Loans Went to Chinese-Owned Companies, Report Finds.

IN WOKISTAN, AS IN THE OLD SOVIET UNION, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS. IT’S THE PAST THAT KEEPS CHANGING:  Let’s do another re-write of history, and let’s establish a quota system in the MSM.

OH, COME ON. THEY’D STOPPED TEACHING IT ALMOST TEN YEARS AGO WHEN MY KIDS ATTENDED HIGH SCHOOL. INSTEAD THEY WERE TEACHING COMMUNIST CATECHISM:   Stop Teaching History In Schools – Illinois Rep.

I know. I read the books. And if you aren’t reading your kids’ books, you have no idea how bad it is.

AND NOW FOR THE BEE, AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD!  ‘Down With Fascism!’ Cries Protester Burning Bibles.

ONLY BECAUSE IT’S SO COMPLETELY DIVORCED FROM REALITY:  Even though I should know better, I still experience a sense of disbelief about what’s going on.

AGAIN, BEHOLD HOW SHOCKED MY FACE IS:  America is engaged in a religious war.

IT’S HAPPENING ALL OVER:  Louisville, KY: Cuban Community Rallies In Support Of Cuban Restaurant After BLM Issues “List of Demands”.

THIS IS MY OH SO VERY SHOCKED FACE:  NY Times union calls for racial quotas in hiring and staffing, euphemistically called “equity”.

SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! AFTER ALL BOTH WHITLESS AND NOISOME ARE REPU–  OH, WAIT:  Crush Working Americans: Marcotte Blames Republicans.

BE A LION:  Issac Stands For National Anthem While Others Take The Knee.

They can only win if they convince everyone that it’s inevitable.

OH, BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Twitter Hearts Iran’s Khamenei, Trump Is A Villain.

FUNNY WAY TO SPELL PROPAGANDISTS:  DC Mayor Calls Lewis Funeral Essential for Lawmakers.

WHO HAD SOVIET CANNIBAL ANTS ON THEIR BINGO CARD FOR 2020?  One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped.

Of course, note this is Newsweek, not the Babylon Bee, so not nearly as reliable. And also that a million Ants isn’t that much of a mass…. Or a problem. I probably have those many in my garden right now.

OF COURSE. BUT YOU SEE, THAT WAS THE INTENT ALL ALONG:  Longer Lockdowns Associated with Much Worse Economic Outcomes.

And no, not just to unseat Trump, though that was likely part of it.  Follow the bouncing ball:

All the communist dictatorships in the world only came into power after a SIGNIFICANT disruption. Okay, often self-created. but more importantly, the soft despotism of socialism in Europe and most of the world came on the heels of the economic destruction and disruption of WWII.
Now the peasants have stopped thinking socialism and globalism are their salvation. From the incoherent explosions of France, to the elections in Britain, to the even larger explosions (which we let be tamped down) of Hong Kong, there’s a global revolt against the self-proclaimed aristocracy, the “intelligentsia” of socialism.
So?

Lockdown, incalculable destruction and world immiseration.  That will show the peasants! And bring them to heel quite quick.

FROM JEAN RABE:  The Dead of Winter: A Piper Blackwell Mystery.

In a deceptively peaceful county, a murderer hides in plain sight…

Fifty-eight minutes into her first day on the job, twenty-three-year-old Sheriff Piper Blackwell is faced with a grisly murder—the victim artfully posed amid decorations on his lawn. Drawing on former military training, Piper must prove herself worthy of the sheriff’s badge, and that won’t be easy.

Chief Deputy Oren Rosenberg, Piper’s opponent in the recent election, doesn’t like her and wants her to fail. She doesn’t like him either, but she needs Oren to help catch the killer before another victim is discovered. Too late!

As Piper leads the manhunt, another crisis hits close to home. Her father, the previous sheriff, is fighting for his life, and she is torn between family and duty. Facing personal and professional threats, Piper has to weather a raging storm, keep the sheriff’s department from crumbling around her, and reel in a killer during the most brutal winter sleepy Spencer County, Indiana, has experienced.

*I enjoyed it!*

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Teachers Refusing To Go Back In The Fall Launch ‘Every Child Left Behind’ Movement.

YES INDEED:  Alyssa Milano Is ‘Sorry Not Sorry’ for Spreading Lies, Hate.

JUST READ IT:  Clouds of Summer Obscure the Coming Thunder of November.

HOW’S ABOUT NO?  The Misery Compact.

PEOPLE ARE HOPING THE THIRD BOX WILL FIX IT:  Biden’s Civil War.

WELL. WE WILL NEVER AGAIN BE INNOCENT ABOUT OUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS. NOT BEING INNOCENT ABOUT VOTE BY FRAUD MAIL WOULD ALSO HELP:  Coronavirus and the Ceremony of Innocence.

MORT THE WART, CLASSLESS AND EVIL AS USUAL:  Obama Uses Eulogy for John Lewis to Attack Trump Admin.

THE TABLE IS ALWAYS SET AT THE CANNIBAL FEAST:  The Revolution Turns On Itself: Portland ‘Wall of Moms’ Accused of ‘Anti-Blackness’.

GOOD. DON’T GIVE THE CULTURE KILLERS AN INCH:  Trader Joe’s Mans the Ramparts After All.

WHEN REAL PROTEST WORKS:  YouTube Throws In the Towel.