THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS — WELL, LAUGH OR CRY, RIGHT? — IS THAT THEY’VE COMPLETELY INVERTED THE SAYING ABOUT CAESAR’S WIFE:  Philadelphia Democratic official pleads guilty to stuffing ballot boxes for cash.

I. e, when talking about this election, the problem is not that Caesar’s wife was whoring it up down at the forum. No, the only thing undermining total confidence in her virtue, is that you insist on talking about her whoring, even when we tell you it’s all a right wing conspiracy.  Shut up, you uncouth peasants.  Everything would be fine, and we’d get to have our spokeszombie as president if you just ignored your lying eyes and respected your betters.