Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

THE ONLY JUSTICE AVAILABLE IN THIS FALLEN WORLD:  How The Free Market Brings Justice.

It’s not perfect. It’s not forgiving. But it exists.

BAH:  Biden To OPEC: Please PLEASE Give Us More Oil!

Sarah to the country: Listen up, boys, ignore the sad buffons de derriere* of the Junta and frack for your lives. Frack, boys, frack. Frack like you never fracked before. Fracking will end Putin, and corner China, and if the chauves-souris de la lune* come for you, frack in their faces.

*French language deliberately murdered. It’s the mood that I’m in.

SO, ON THE GLORIOUS 6TH:  Jan 6 Prosecutors admit to possession of “images of officers hugging or fist-bumping rioters, posing for photos with rioters, and moving bike racks”.

“So when they got mad because we stole the election in plain sight, we decided to take their very mild protest and claim it was an insurrection.  They said we wouldn’t like what came next.”

“And did you?”

“I still hear the tumbrils rolling. I hid under the bed afraid they’d stop at my door. Then one day they did.”

…..  Or, to put it more clearly: the tea party was the polite request. Trump’s election… not so polite.

They won’t like us when we’re angry. And at this point, most of us are.

THE CDC HAS NEVER YET MISLED US, RIGHT?  CDC urges against travel to Israel, France, other nations as COVID-19 delta variant spreads.

In other words, this is a global revolt, and your government is on the side of tyrants and is afraid you’ll rebel if you know other peasants are rebelling….. Delta is a funny way to spell Mouthy Peasants Catapulting Burning Smart Cars at the Arc Du Triomphe. I guess they failed high school French.

SPEAKING OF THE DREAD NAME OF FAUCI:  The Tale of The Flying Dutch-U-Haul.

This is by way (hopefully) of explaining why my schedule here will be…. more erratic than normal, for the next two/three weeks, as we’re now in phase one of a protracted three-phase move from Colorado.

I’ll be honest, if there weren’t health reasons for this, I probably would not have bestirred myself. But health, joining with everything else is finally spurring me to get to places less blue. There is a lot of sadness in this, as I wanted to live in Denver since I was 8 and wasn’t very sure where the heck Denver was.

But it’s time.  And as is, I feel like I might be catching the last train out of insanity to come. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, but the feeling is there.

Oh. And son is mostly recovered, and not roaming the mountains forever in a cursed u-haul.

IS IT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE THEY’RE EVIL BARBARIANS TRYING TO DRAG EVERYONE TO THEIR LEVEL? Eat Celebrity Meat.

Why do we have to explain to them that cannibalism is wrong?

FROM CELIA HAYES:  Sunset & Steel Rails.

What would move a proper, respectable young lady of Boston to take the desperate step of signing up to work in a railroad concession restaurant, in an age when proper, respectable young ladies just did not do that sort of thing?

Sophia Brewer thought she had her life mapped out in front of her, until a certain morning in the spring of 1884 when suddenly, everything changed. Many another young lady might have given way, done as she was told by her guardian, and her doctor … but Sophia had a rebellious spirit, and a sense of adventure … which carried her west to a new life, and an unexpected romance.