Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

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No more woke remakes. Not.A.Single.One. It’s not innovative, it’s not creative, it’s not amazing, it’s not stunning-brave. It’s boring. It’s annoying. And it’s stupid. But mostly stupid.

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Now is the time for the sane –?– members of the Brandon Junta to fade quietly stage left, before the citizens really lose their cool. Even the lamb-like Europeans are rebelling. Don’t try us too high. Look, you can always go off to your spiritual homeland in China. We will be good and not stuff apples in your mouths. No matter the temptation. In the spirit of goodwill, we’ll punch air holes in the containers we send you to China in. We just think Xi should get what he bought.

WE REMEMBER, WE CREATE, WE WARN. THINK OF US AS YOUR THREE AM PANIC ATTACKS: Más se perdío.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT: Barbarella #6   #CommissionEarned

She is known only as “the Lady.” Her identity, her origins, even her rise to power, are shrouded in utter mystery. And make no mistake, that’s purely intentional. That she rules increasingly larger portions of the galaxy with an iron grip and a wave of fear is not remotely in question. Why she wants to wipe out every human is. And why Barbarella is targeted to be the first and most important human to die is the deadliest question of all!

(For some reason, the blurb leaves out that this issue is about Vix, Barbarella’s fox-pet. And it was an amazing amount of fun to write. No, really. Trust me.)

WE STAND READY AND ABLE TO CROSS A FREEZING RIVER TO KILL THE ENEMIES OF FREEDOM ON CHRISTMAS MORNING:  Merry Christmas . . . and Happy Save the Revolution Day.

Remember Americans have a very slow boil. But when we boil, we’re unstoppable. Why do you think the Junta is sniffing the air and starting to panic?
I’m still hoping we get through this with a very low butcher’s bill. I’m not holding my breath though. They are very stupid and very panicked.