Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

OH, HECK, I MERELY GREW UP IN A LATIN COUNTRY:  Women at Home and Abroad.

And I have no patience with women living in what is effectively a matriarchy here, in the US, and bemoaning that their free ice cream isn’t in their favorite flavor, and there are no sprinkles in it, which is what feminists’ complaints amount to. I’ve never punched any of them in the face when she’s throwing herself a pity party with extra self-indulgence confetti, but I’ve come d*mn close. And I’ve delivered some tongue lashings.

HUMANS ARE NOT STANDARD ISSUE; YOU MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOU:  Ask Your Doctor About…

SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE; WE’RE IN MOVING HELL*. BUT THIS MATTERS:  What Is The Nazarene Fund?

Apparently Glenn Beck has started an effort to get five thousand Christians out of Afghanistan before they’re killed or worse. Remember the “young Turks” crucified Armenian Christian women. If you can, please help.

*And I’ll show up intermittently amid bouts of painting and cleaning, and be back on the regular by the middle of September, when we should be full time in new place.

I WAS RELIABLY ASSURED THAT THE ELECTION HAD BEEN FLAWLESS:   Sixteen million mystery ballots demonstrate the need for vote-integrity efforts.

It was flawless. Flawless fraud and bare faced audacity at election theft.

Even Colorado won’t let anyone audit. Colorado! Vote by mail, californicated Colorado. You and I know what that means: Biden didn’t win. Even here.

Bah. Why are we enduring the Junta’s lawless rule, again?

THE SECOND BOOK IS OUT NOW: Barbarella.


Mystery abounds on the planet Camelot, and it’s up to Barbarella to unravel it all in order to save a secretly enslaved populace in what’s supposed to be a literal paradise. Answers will be forthcoming, but getting there will be half the fun—at least for you, gentle reader! And those answers may just bring down paradise…and lead to an even greater galactic evil! Love, lasers and liberty—this one’s got it all, courtesy of acclaimed novelist SARAH HOYT and visionary artist MADIBEK MUSABEKOV!

I DON’T THINK THERE WAS EVER A CHOICE:  Whither Thou Goest.

MORE AND MORE WE’RE FINDING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING CREATIVE WAS DONE BY NEANDERTHALS:  This Controversial Cave Art Really Was Painted by Neanderthals, Study Confirms.

Casts look at 23 and me. My people are glad of the recognition at last. We’re not brutish cave-people. We’re the strong and silent type. Also — casts look at husband’s 23 and me — we’re coming back, via a sophisticated breeding program…..

OH, BUT THEY’RE CLEAN AND ARTICULATE SOPHISTICATED AND VACCINATED:  Party Hearty.

I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM OPPOSED TO UNIONS:  “Good Union Jobs”.

Theoretically there’s nothing wrong with the idea (kind of like “true communism”) but in practice all it does is distort the job market and work as a barrier to competition and innovation. Oh and all too often they’re the tool of collectivists. Even in the early 20th century when — arguably — the semi-literate immigrant workforce needed someone to fight for them, the unions were bully boys and mostly-criminal. Now? In a highly diversified workforce with tons of opportunity?  “True unionism has never been tried.” But the false one has caused enough trouble. Let’s bury it. I get why the democrats like it. Deep six unions and they lose most of their donations. But what actually is wrong with the heads of anyone to the right of Lenin who thinks the fifties were some kind of promised land?

Free minds and free markets. And individual contracts.