I’D SAY PUT THEM IN BIKINIS AND THROW THEM IN A JELLO-FILLED RINK:  Is Jill Biden asking about a ‘process’ for removing Kamala Harris?

But I’ve seen what these two look like*, and we can’t afford to turn conservative men off women for good.  So, no.

*We should long ago have started a “good eye care for Willie Brown” fund raiser.

IF YOU HAVE KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO NOD OFF:  Kansas schools duck questions about sex education standards.

THEY WILL CONTINUE FRAUDING. UNTIL WE STOP THEM:  Virginia Governor Candidate Terry McAuliffe Hires Clinton Lawyer Mark Elias, Likely to Organize and Defend Ballot Harvesting Operations.

WHATEVER THEY AGREE ON, WE CAN’T AFFORD IT:  House Democrats Still Cannot Agree on Scale of Social Spending Bill – Link to Legislative Package.

They already gave all our money to the Taliban. #Teamheadsonpikes.

THIS NONSENSE IS ABSOLUTELY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IN A LABOR SHORTAGE:  Judge Puts Kibosh on Vaccine Liberty for NYC Workers.

Morons! Studying to be idiots! And failing the entrance exams.

DEMOCRATS ALSO TOO STUPID TO FIND BEHIND WITH TWO HANDS:  Democrats Too Divided To Give Biden Immediate Win.

Two hands, a seeing eye dog and a behind-finding sonar.  Seriously.  Those of you who go “this is all to plan!”  Meh.  I don’t even think this is the Junta’s plan. You have to remember this is a cult. They think if they do the prescribed actions wonderful things will ensue.  Disaster causes utter confusion.

As for “But Xi wants us ruined” don’t make me roll my eyes so hard they fall off. He might, because he’s a dumb Marxist (Stupidity acquired via ideology) but seriously?  Taking out the greatest consumer in the world is good for their tottering, precarious nation how?

Nah. This is blind and deaf cargo cultists being sucker punched by reality. And if things weren’t about to get very rough, I’d be laughing.

THESE IDIOTS THINK BY PAYING THEM TO STAY THEY WILL CREATE AN ARMY:  Biden Bribery: Give Illegals $450K Per Person .

In fact, soon and very soon the Obama Grande Salida will be dwarfed. If they want hard times, they will have them in their own country.  The Junta is morons studying to be imbeciles.

AND NOW ON TAKING CARE OF ONE OF OURS: An Unexpected Development.

I’ve been reading this man for as long as I’ve been “on the blogs” or close to.  I’ve had the good fortune of exchanging emails with him. (He forgave me a few years ago when I confused him with a family member and asked about wedding dress fittings. Though he might have busted something laughing.)  He’s been having an extremely rough time of it and best case scenario, he’ll be 3 months without income.  If you can, hit his tip jar. And in either case, if you are the praying sort, pray for him.

OXI VANILLI MILLEY. WE NEED SOMEONE COMPETENT, INSTEAD:  Gen. Mark Milley Finally Concerned with China’s Hypersonic Missile Capability.

Put your pink tutu on, General Vanilli, and exit stage left. Because the American people feel very much like a bear, ready to pursue you.

IS IT OXI O’CLOCK YET?  Oxi Day and “Freedom or Death.” Lest we forget.

Say it with me, loud and clear: Oxi! Make them stop stepping on our throats and on our bellies.

TRAINED PERSONNEL ONLY; DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME:  Disaster relief hero performs mouth-to-mouth CPR on cat in dramatic video.

ODDLY, THE LIST DOESN’T INCLUDE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT:  The 9 things in your home you had no idea could be poisoning your baby.

Okay, if you have a pulse you already know they’re poisoning your baby, your toddler, your teen and you, but still.

IT’S HARD FOR SATIRISTS TO MAKE A LIVING DEPARTMENT:

Mallard Fillmore:

The News:

Massachusetts school district ditches Halloween to be more inclusive, will celebrate fall instead

SEND HER TO CHINA:  Actress Joanna Lumley Calls For Rationing and Social Climate Credits.

To stay.

They’ll eat anything! (I might nor might not have typed that. I was asleep. Besides, I was never there. And I was led astray by evil companions.)

BECAUSE THEY’RE NEUROTIC AND MAL-INFORMED?  ‘Humans are a mistake’: Why more young women are getting sterilized.

And because Marxism kills. Fast or slow, it kills.

I bet they’ll feel really warm and fuzzy in their eighties.

BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO:  Today’s blacklisted American: American Geophysical Union rejects candidates for awards because they are white.

Hey at least they’re doing it out in the open, where it can be fought.

BREAKING NEWS FROM 1975:  VA has a ‘broken culture’ regarding patient safety, watchdog warns.

AND ACCURATE:  Judge issues interesting ruling in proceedings prior to Rittenhouse trial.

THEY DON’T ACT LIKE VICTORS. THEY ACT LIKE TERRIFIED TODDLERS:  Looking around: implosion and woke Tartuffism edition.

DID HILLARY JILT HER?  Huma Abedin Back In News With Assault Accusation.

IN THIS CASE HE’S RIGHT:  Rejecting What Makes Us Better Than Dems Is No Winning Strategy.

They can’t win, but we can still lose the republic.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF BOB, WHO CARES?  Scarf Lady Birx Slams Trump Over Covid.

The Covidiocy can be firmly hung around hers and Fauxi’s necks. Necklace them with it.

BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SO MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED– WHAT? White House Plan for ‘Gender Equity’ Includes Elimination of Cash Bail.

Look, they’re not even pretending to make sense.  How long will we tolerate this?

SO LONG AS THE FEDS KNOW WE’RE MONITORING THEM HARDER:  Garland Defiantly Pledges Feds Will Continue Monitoring Parents Protesting At School Boards.

Do they need a reminder that we the people are their bosses?  Because they won’t like us when we’re angry. We have so many, many ways to say “You’re Fired.”

NO. OTOH, THE JUNTA IS:  Are Parents a National Security Threat?