LET’S GO BRANDON!  DeSantis Calls Out The “Brandon” Administration.

IMAGINE THAT!  Hair On Fire: Dems Furious “CRT is Fake” Claim Failed.

Americans chose to believe their lying eyes….

STRAWMEN ARE EASY TO FIGHT:  ‘Whiteness Remains Undefeated’: Liberal Media Doubles Down on Racism Claims After Virginia Upset.

And then you don’t have to admit your statist philosophy is not only not the way of the future, but it’s one in a long series of horrors fit only for the ash heap of history.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Crime Stricken Seattle Chooses Republican Ann Davison for City Attorney Over Progressive Challenger.

CIVIL RIGHTS ADVANCE APACE:  New York Concealed Carry Restrictions Seem Likely To Fall As Important 2nd Amendment Case Argued In Supreme Court.

THANK YOU! To everyone who contributed to my Go Fund Me.  I only put it up, because my fans yelled at me, after I told them the bind we were in, under “We’re so scr*wed because it took me so long to finish remodeling.” I thought it would maybe half-fund in two weeks.  Now I’m sitting here feeling dazed at having money to cover the bills and a bit on the side, in case the house takes a couple of months to sell.  I’ll leave it up over the weekend because people asked (!) me too. I don’t understand it. I’m just grateful and feeling incredibly blessed.

WE ARE HERE: Regressing.

YEARS AGO I TOOK A LOOK AT WHAT MY KIDS WERE EXPECTED TO READ:  Jiggery Pokery, Whackadoodle Wokery.

I then found a site that gave all the relevant details on the assigned books, so the kids didn’t have to suffer.  Guys, I have a degree in literature. (They wouldn’t let me JUST learn languages. Portugal is like that. You have to take Languages and Literature.) I have suffered through some turkeys in the name of the sheepskin. But the cr*p they inflicted on my boys 20 years ago should have made the writer, anyone who picked it for kids to study, and any teacher who doesn’t mock it relentlessly (or the school administrator who causes the teacher not to mock it) liable to be picked up, tied up behind a donkey cart and flogged from one end of the country to the other.

And no, I’m not being mean.

SOMETIMES YOU LAUGH SO YOU DON’T CRY:  The world out of control illustrated edition.

APPARENTLY THOSE EXIST:  An example of good public school education.

Also, Bob is running a fundraiser.

ANALYSIS: TRUE:  Democrats have screwed up everything — stop voting for them!

Of course — looks towards Fairfax — now they just make the votes they need, right?

NAH. THEY JUST HOPE WE DO:  Liberals Freaking Out Over “Let’s Go Brandon” Have Oddly Short Memory.

OH, PLEASE. FRANKIE ALSO THINKS HE’S A GOOD CATHOLIC:  Pope Francis Calls Joe Biden a Good Catholic.

In other news, the bears no longer sh*t in the woods. I have proof of this, since they mostly pooed in my lawn in Colorado.

BECAUSE NOT WANTING A SOCIALIST TAKEOVER MAKES YOU A DICTATOR:  Cori Bush Calls Joe Manchin Racist Dictator.

That’s fine. Cori Bush is an ignorant blatherer with the heart of a snake and the disposition of a headless chicken.

COMMIES GOT TO COMMIE:  Xi Jinping Uses New Slander Law To Rewrite History.

IT’S A TRAVESTY OF A DISGRACE OF AN INFAMY:  Tucker Carlson’s Patriot Purge Part Two, The Deep State Purge.

BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS THEM:  Hamas Member Who Entered Israel On Humanitarian Permit Arrested For Plotting Kidnappings, Attacks.

SO, JUDGES CAN JUST MAKE COVID NOT DANGEROUS?   Judge Temporarily Suspends Chicago COVID Vaccine Mandate for Police Unions.

YEAH. WE DO DENY THINGS NOT IN EVIDENCE:  The Big Tech Ministry of Truth Clamping Down on ‘Climate Change Denial’.

AS THEY SHOULD:  Florida’s CFO Pounces to Persuade In-N-Out Burger to Move Into Sunshine State and Out of California.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT:  Barbarella (2021-) #4.

Having come face-to-shocking face with the identity of her would-be assassin, Barbarella’s quest has turned from merely combatting tyranny to one of survival! How handy that the two quests amount to one and the same. Barbarella and Vix follow the trail to Automata, a factory world populated solely by worker drones, which begs the question: do androids dream of electric freedom?

AFRICA, THIRD WORLD HURT MOST BECAUSE AMERICA MANDATES UNNECESSARY JABS:  World faces shortage of syringes as COVID vaccine doses rise.

DEMANDS FOR CIVILITY NO LONGER WORK:  Civility.

We are no longer at home to civility. Soon we won’t be at home to anything they want. Oxi!

I’D SAY PUT THEM IN BIKINIS AND THROW THEM IN A JELLO-FILLED RINK:  Is Jill Biden asking about a ‘process’ for removing Kamala Harris?

But I’ve seen what these two look like*, and we can’t afford to turn conservative men off women for good.  So, no.

*We should long ago have started a “good eye care for Willie Brown” fund raiser.

IF YOU HAVE KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO NOD OFF:  Kansas schools duck questions about sex education standards.