AND PAINT THE DUNGEON A HAPPY FUN COLOR!  White House Enlists Major News Orgs To Generate More Positive Spin On Inflation, Supply Chain Crisis.

Buffoons serving idiots. Seriously? They keep doing the same thing and hoping the results will be different.

WEIRDLY, NO. MOST PARENTS DON’T WISH TO TORTURE THEIR CHILDREN  Jen Psaki defends schools forcing children to eat outside in frigid weather due to COVID fears: “I think the vast majority of parents appreciate that”.

Though much is made clearer about Jen’s upbringing…

I SEE. SO THEY’RE A PUBLISHER, RIGHT?  BOMBSHELL: In court filing, Facebook admits ‘fact checks’ are nothing more than opinion.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Apple Gives $275 Billion to China.

At this rate, my shocked face will wear out.

WHY ARE LIBERAL BASTIONS SUCH CESSPITS OF SEXISM AND ABUSE?  Chris Cuomo’s CNN producer charged with luring girls for ‘sexual’ training.

NOOOO. WHERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE???  New study suggests natural immunity is more protective over time than COVID-19 vaccine.

A LONG TRAIN OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS:  Minnesota Bistro Owner Sentenced With 90 Days in Jail and $1,000 Fine For Defying COVID Lockdown Order.

In case you wondered where we were right about now….

NOW THEY TELL US:  CDC: About 75 Percent of Omicron Cases Are in Fully Vaccinated People.

ABOUT TIME!  Pennsylvania Supreme Court Throws Out Mask Mandate For Public Schools.

WELL, CHINA DID BUY HIM: Energy dichotomy: Asian coal gains momentum as Biden undermines US economy.

Who knew old Joe was an honest politician who would stay bought?

NAH. COVID WAS THE EXCUSE. THE REALITY IS THAT THIS IS THE LEFT’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HOLD ON TO POWER:  We broke everything in the name of COVID.

And in the end it will finish them.

‘BITE THEM’ IS A WEIRD WAY TO SPELL ‘END UP WITH THEIR HEADS ON PIKES’:  The Great Reset Crowd’s Overreach Will Come Back to Bite Them.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE!  Neil Oliver Says Enough is Enough – The U.K. Elite Created COVID Propaganda and Fear While they Danced and Partied at Christmas.

It was enough a year ago. And more than enough.

BECAUSE IT’S MORE FUN FOR THEM IF THEY LIE TO YOUR FACE WHILE CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES:  Biden Warns of Autocracy One Day After He Promised to Veto Democratic Vote to Remove His Unilateral Vaccine Mandate.

I HEAR THERE’S DRAGONS IN THAT THERE TERRA INCOGNITA: Sailing Past the Script.

But you know, there’s weasels here.

I KEEP FORGETTING TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THIS IS ON SALE FOR 99c:

FROM SARAH A. HOYT:  Deep Pink.

Like all Private Detectives, Seamus Lebanon [Leb] Magis has often been told to go to Hell. He just never thought he’d actually have to go. But when an old client asks him to investigate why Death Metal bands are dressing in pink – with butterfly mustache clips – and singing about puppies and kittens in a bad imitation of K-pop bands, Leb knows there’s something foul in the realm of music. When the something grows to include the woman he fell in love with in kindergarten and a missing six-year-old girl, Leb climbs into his battered Suburban and like a knight of old goes forth to do battles with the legions of Hell. This is when things become insane…. Or perhaps in the interest of truth we should say more insane.

AND APPARENTLY DYNAMITE FORGOT TO TELL ME THESE ARE ALSO HALF PRICE FOR NOW: Barbarella.

 

The Siren of Space returns for a series of all-new adventures by a dynamic new creative team! Multi-award winning author SARAH HOYT and rising star artist MADIBEK MUSABEKOV are at the controls as Barbarella leaves space dock on a new mission fraught with unseen layers of danger, duplicity and perhaps a dose of romance! Camelot is home to the rich and powerful class seeking escape from an increasingly crowded and decaying galactic empire. Desperate clandestine transmissions from an enslaved underclass bring Barbarella to investigate, uncovering secrets that lead to more secrets—and the distinct possibility that someone knew she was coming. High concept sci-fi meets the greatest aspects of the human soul in a series that will reveal wonders that both terrify and delight, plus covers by fan-favorites LUCIO PARILLO, DERRICK CHEW, BRIAN BOLLAND and more!

THEY SEEM ALL CUTE AND PLAYFUL AT THE ZOO BUT AT ROOT THEY’RE JUST WEASELS:   Man attacked by 20 otters, bitten 26 times: ‘I thought I was going to die’.

Otters are like the federal government I guess. Except we don’t put government officials in zoos so I don’t know if they’re cute there. … kind of doubt it, but sometimes I think it would be worth trying.  Alas, they’d continue conducting business from the zoos.

HAVING RECENTLY DEALT WITH — IN A NON POLITICAL SITUATION — SOMEONE WHO WAS RUNNING A HEAD SCRIPT:  Head Script.

The experience was amazing. He just couldn’t accept his cunning plan wasn’t working. It made the political instances of this even clearer.

CLEARLY A VICTIM OF WHITE SUPREMACY:  Video resurfaces of new Biden US attorney berating news crew.

IS “L-E-M-O-N” THE FRENCH SPELLING FOR LICKSPITTLE?  Don Lemon praises gas prices after Biden admin asks media for ‘favorable’ coverage.

Bless his heart.

ASHLI BABBITT, ROSANNE BOYLAND, AND VICTORIA WHITE:  All victims of the Deep State and the corruption of our government.

Marxists kill.

Justice for Ashli Babbit and Rosanne Boyland. #SAYTHEIRNAMES.

WELL, THE MEDIA SEEMS TO BE:  Mockery Ensues After USA Today Publishes Ludicrous Article Asking ‘Is Math Racist?’

AS I SAID:  CPI Report: Inflation Rises 6.8% in the Last Year, Highest in 39 Years.

Another way Socialism causes death? Poverty.

MARXISM CAUSES DEATH, EITHER FAST OR SLOW:  Homicides in 12 Democrat-Run Cities Hit an All-Time High in 2021.

Either violent or of despair.

OH, SURE. AND COVID IS WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THE STILLBIRTHS:  UK: Surge in Heart Problems Blamed on ‘Post Pandemic Stress Disorder’.

I’ve even heard that cold weather causes clots. Because of course it does. Look, this stuff down my back is yellow and smells.

I repeat: do you trust the Federal government that much that you’re willing to do this considering how desperate they are to get this stuff in your personal veins that you’re actually using at this moment? Because I’m not. I will have the vaccine when I’m allowed to inject vinaigrette salad dressing into the veins of any members of the Junta it pleases me. Until they take that offer, no sale.