THEY ALSO FIGHT WHO CALL THEIR LAWYERS:  Pushback: Two Alaska Airlines flight attendants fired for asking questions file lawsuit.

AND THE OTHER HALF ARE IN IT FOR THE MEMES:  Audit Reveals Half of Biden’s Twitter Followers are Fake Accounts.

BETTER TAKE A DUMBRELLA:  Now a university in England has rejected the sonnet as too white and Western.

It’s stupid out there.

THE PROBLEM IS THEY’RE ALL FABULISTS. ALL OF THEM:  If the Palestinians say it, they print it.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  Census screw-up favors blue states? Shocking.

OKAY, THE MAN IS A MILE A MINUTE GAFFE MACHINE:  George W. Bush Slams Putin’s ‘Wholly Unjustified and Brutal Invasion of Iraq’ Instead of Ukraine.

But becoming Clinton’s bestie has done him no favors.

KEEP LOOKING FOR WHITE SUPREMACISM UNDER YOUR BEDS IDIOTS:  House Passes ‘White Supremacism’ Domestic Terrorism Bill After Buffalo Shooting.

You won’t like it if you create it.
To be fair, I think they’re sincere in this. Not that it makes any sense, but the same way that they meet accusations their books aren’t fun with “that’s because you don’t want minorities to write!” (This usually said by affluent white women, mind) the left can’t imagine anyone opposing their insanity unless they’re “white supremacists.”

Because wanting formula for your baby, not wanting your kid sexually molested by weirdo teachers, and wanting to have money to eat, must mean you’re a racist, yo. Not rational and sane.

So they associate things like a crazy communist shooting people with “White supremacy.” Because, you know, if they keep shoveling, they’ll find a pony under all the sh*t.

KEEP BRACING FOR VIOLENCE FROM THE RIGHT, FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME:  DHS Reportedly Bracing for Violence From the Right and ‘Abortion-Rights Proponents’ if Supreme Court Overturns Roe.

They don’t realize what it would be like, should it be unleashed. And if they ever manage to flip that switch, chances are they never will.

IT’S ALMOST LIKE BIDEN’S WAR ON ENERGY IS WORKING!  Gas Prices Hit ‘Record Highs Each Day This Week’, All 50 States Average $4 a Gallon.

Let’s go Brandon!

I’M GOING TO GUESS IT’S MADE UP:  Just as Elon Musk Becomes a Hot Story a Report Surfaces of an Old Sexual Harassment Claim.

Though to be fair, it’s also possible that he simply didn’t read the context very well. He has the hallmarks. And these days, to be a man attempting to date you need to be part mind-reader and part lawyer.

APROPOS MY TIZZY OVER VANITY PUBLISHERS, SOME RESOURCES:  You are not alone.

COULD THIS BE A NEW ENTRANCE TO PELLUCIDAR?  630-foot sinkhole in China reveals massive ancient forest world.

I DON’T KNOW THE — LATE, STILL LAMENTED — GREEBO-CAT SNORED LIKE A CHAINSAW: More people would rather sleep with their pet than their spouse.

And they don’t make cpaps for cats. Besides strapping a mask on him was more than my life is worth.

THE STENCH RIVALS THAT OF THE AUGEAN STABLES:  Newly Leaked Hunter Biden Emails Point to Possible White House Corruption.

THIS IS ACTUAL INSURRECTION:  Pro-abortion advocates threaten to storm the Supreme Court, burn it down, and murder justices.

THE WORST CRIME IS TO NOT BE A WIDGET:  Today’s blacklisted American: Student expelled for not getting COVID booster, despite proof the booster for her was medically risky.

YEAH, THINGS ARE BAD, BUT WE’RE RELATIVELY LUCKY:  Be Not Afraid.

FESS UP! WHO SENT THE BUREAUCRATS VIDEOS FROM SRI-LANKA?  FDA Suddenly Cares About Babies, Strikes Deal With Formula Maker.

HEY, SCOTTY, ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID “BEAM ME UP”:  UFO Hearing Provides No Sign of Intelligent Life.

I HOPE PUTIN LIKES WHAT HE DID:  Switzerland Weighing Possibility of Enhancing Ties with NATO.

FOR THE FIRST TIME?   Elon Musk Says He Will Vote Republican for First Time in Upcoming Elections.

Don’t take this wrong, Elon, but you seem a little slow on the uptake.

GRANDMA BELIEVED DOCTORS WERE THE ENEMY:   Woke medicine.

I’m alive because of modern medicine.  But right now I’m making do with doc in box in emergencies. Oh, I need a primary care doctor, but I find my ability to trust is gone.  Call it my quest to turn into my grandmother.  It’s not what I meant to do. It is what it is.

SURE. TEACHING KIDS THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE LEADS TO EVIL:  Middle school forces “diversity” training over unsubstantiated claims of racism and how that sort of thing led to Buffalo shooting.

I KNOW MANY CODE MONKEYS AND ALL COMPUTERS RUN ON POND SCUM:  This computer runs on pond scum.

HEY! TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE:  Pennsylvania teacher busted for sexual relationship with student after husband alerts principal.