SURE. THAT MAKES US FEEL BETTER:  “Two US officials” now saying Thibault wasn’t fired.

Is that helicopters I hear in the distance?

HE HATES US SO MUCH HE’S IMPORTING TERRORISTS:  Biden is Paying Osama bin Laden’s Old Airline to Fly Out Afghans.

And funding the Taliban.
Aren’t there some old statutes? Something about treason? Yes?

BENEDICT ARNOLD WAS BETTER LOOKING. ALSO SMARTER:  Bill Barr – All-In With the Mar-a-Lago Raid.

WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. AND WE’RE NOT ALONE: The Short Life (And Amazingly Fast Death) Of The FBI’s Mar-A-Lago Play.

IT SEEMS PRETTY D*MN BIG FROM THIS SIDE OF THE SCREEN:  Zuckerberg’s Admission Of FBI Meddling In 2020 Election Is Even Bigger Than It Seems.

WELL, HE’S WAY MORE SUBTLE THAN I AM:  Meat Eating Man Owns Screaming Vegans.

FELLOW USAIANS (LOOK, IT’S A REFERENCE) WE NEED TO STOP THIS CREATURE DESECRATING OUR HOLY SITES:  Primetime Speech On Soul Of Our Nation For Biden.

All his speeches should be given from Obama’s guest room, or the urinal atop Marx’s grave*. Let’s start the petitions.

*You mean there’s no urinal there? Well, let’s start that too. A pissoir for Karl!

BEHOLD THE POWER OF STUPIDITY AND DENIAL:  Jean-Pierre Tells Fox’s Doocy No One Just Walks Across the Border.

WE’VE NOTICED:  ‘Radical Shift’: Majority of People Traveling to the Border Come From Outside Mexico, Northern Triangle.

BEHOLD WHAT DESPERATION LOOKS LIKE:  Biden Promotes ‘Safer America Plan’ With Lies and Threats to Ban ‘Assault Weapons’.

IF YOU HAVE YOUR KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, FIND OUT WHAT THEY’RE LEARNING AND REMEMBER TO DEPROGRAM THEM:  CRT is “so widespread that it’s harder to find places where it’s not being taught” than places “where it is being taught”.

I mean, or not. Only deprogram those kids you mean to keep in the family. (Yes, that’s sarcasm. It’s also true.)

A WIN FOR THE GOOD GUYS:  Gibson’s Bakery Wins! Ohio Supreme Court Refuses To Hear Oberlin College Appeal.

FROM LAURA MONTGOMERY:  Sleeping Duty: Waking Late. #CommissionEarned

A lost starship. A lost colony. A cryo-frozen space marine.

Gilead Tan and Andrea Fielding survived their stint in the military, got married, signed up to emigrate to a terraformed colony world, and went into cold sleep for the journey from Earth. While they slept, the starship went through the wrong fold in space and settled for a different world, a wild world.

Three centuries after the founding of a colony on the uncharted planet, Gilead awakens to find humanity slipped back to medieval tech and a feudal structure.

Worse, the king who wants Gilead awake won’t let Gilead awaken his wife.

When Gilead learns the awful truth of what happened in the colony’s early days, he despairs. But he must learn to go on because only he can save the other sleeping colonists whose lives the king insists belong to “the greater good.”

Sleeping Duty is the first book in the immersive Waking Late science fiction series. If you like gripping action, insurmountable odds, and alien worlds, you’ll love this rugged adventure.

THEY’RE LUCKY THE LAND OWNERS DIDN’T JUST HIDE IT, WHICH IS NORMAL:  Europe’s largest dinosaur skeleton may have been hiding in a Portuguese backyard.

WELL, IT’S ALL THOSE ALIENS DRIVING AROUN– WHAT?  James Webb Space Telescope Captures Evidence of Carbon Dioxide on Exoplanet.

WELL, WE CAN HOPE:  Artemis 1 Launch Starts Us Back To The Moon.

YES, WELL, TEH GRAUNIAD WOULDN’T KNOW REALITY IF IT BIT THEM IN THE FLESHY PART OF THEIR POSTERIOR:  The Guardian Accuses the Woke Aussie Government of “Climate Denial”.

They’re deep in reality-denial. And yes, they once misspelled their own name. Which I have vowed they shall never live down.

WE CAN TEACH THEM. IT’S SPREADING HERE TOO:  “Lying flat” in China spreading to entrepreneurs: how to write “who is John Galt” in Mandarin?

ABOLISH THE AGENCY, RAZE THE BUILDINGS, SALT THE EARTH:  Mar-a-Lago Raid: Feds Seized Privileged Trump Documents, New Court Filing Confirms.

Put a plaque on the site explaining what they did, and how their deeds stain their memory forever. Look, we’re getting to be a middle aged nation. We need to learn this stuff.

WHAT? LIKE THEY’VE ALREADY LOST IT IN COLORADO TO TO VOTE BY FRAUD MAIL AND THE CORRUPT MACHINES? YEAH:  CO Dem Says U.S. Will Lose Right To Vote If Republicans Win.

I weep for the state my heart will always reside in.

TBF SHE CAN HARDLY DISCUSS WHAT SHE HAD FOR BREAKFAST:  Kamala Harris Dodges Student Debt Questions.

I suspect the reason Willy Brown liked her so much is that her head is completely hollow.  There’s a brain the size of a walnut* to maintain autonomic functions, and that’s about it.

*I apologize to dinosaurs who might have been more articulate.

AGAIN, MUCH TOO LATE. FBI DELENDA EST:  Report: Top FBI Agent Forced Out After Accusations of Political Bias Concerning Hunter Biden.

WHEN THEY’VE LOST PAUL BEGALA …  Democratic strategist Paul Begala blasts Biden student loan relief: ‘Terrible policy’.

UH, UH. SURE SHE DOES. BLAMING IT ALL ON TRUMP IN 3-2-1:  CNN Medical Pundit Now Has Regrets about Her Covid-Absolutism.

ANOTHER THREE YEARS AND THE CITY MIGHT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY:  Fed-up San Francisco businesses vow to stop paying taxes over homeless problem.