Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
July 29, 2022
July 27, 2022
IT OBSERVES THE SUN IN SIX X-RAY AND EXTREME-ULTRAVIOLET CHANNELS: NOAA satellite can forecast space weather, show sun eruptions.
THIS IS A SLANDER AGAINST JUNGLES EVERYWHERE: The law of the jungle’: Afghan women live in terror after US withdrawal.
YEAH – TOO HOT. GROCERIES HATE THAT IN CUSTOMERS: Influencer Iara Ferreira claims she was kicked out of supermarket for being ‘hot’.
Obviously. Needless to say this happens to me all the time. I haven’t been able to buy anything in a grocery store in years. (Snort, giggle.)
CANADA FALLS DEEPER IN MY ESTIMATION: Air Canada flew man’s cats to San Francisco — then told him to go get them.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CARBON FOOTPRINT? PERHAPS WE OUGHT ALL SLEEP ON BEDS FORMED OF EPA REPORTS: Temperature-controlled pillow and mattress ‘trick’ you into sleep.
WELL, OF COURSE HE IS: NYC Mayor Adams Still Trying to Blame Other States for the Influx of Illegal Immigrants.
Has he figured out yet how many of those are Venezuelans, inoculated against socialism? No. Well, it will be fun when he does!
ARE THEY ECONOMISTS? Biden’s White House: Who’s to Say What a Recession Is? Well, We Are. We Say What a Recession Is.
And We Say This Isn’t One, So Stuff It.
AND HERE, I THOUGHT SHE WAS IGNORANT! Kamala Harris is a Biologist: “I am a Woman”.
OH PLEASE, IT’S CNN, THE CIRCULAR NEWS NETWORK. IT’S NEITHER INFORMATION NOR DISINFORMATION. IT’S WISHFULMATION: Information or Disinformation? CNN Report On SCOTUS Abortion Leak Seems Designed To Point Finger At Conservative Justices.
They want it to be one of the conservative justices, so they say it is. They’re wish casting again. It’s leftists. Remember when they tried to levitate the Denver Mint? They think wishing makes things so.
I WISH WE’D LOCK FAUCI DOWN. AND THROW AWAY THE KEY: Fauci Wishes We Had Locked Down Harder In 2020.
AT THIS POINT I FEEL LIKE JUST SAYING “WE KNOW. WE KNOW”: DOJ, FBI Accused Of Burying Hunter Biden Laptop Info.
It’s like accusing the Democrats of stealing elections….
WELL! IT’S A SPACIAL FLOUNCE! Russia Quitting The International Space Station In 2024.
I TOO ASK FOR A PHYSICAL MENU. I DON’T SEE WELL ENOUGH TO CHOOSE ON MY PHONE: I Hate This.
CAN WE EAT NYT COLUMNISTS FIRST? Are we entering the cannibalism era?
Does marinating in lemon with a soupcon of garlic take away the taste of stale Marxism?
July 26, 2022
AND, DEAR CALIFORNIANS, IF YOU’RE MOVING TO PORTUGAL THE RECOMMENDATIONS ARE EVEN WEIRDER: 10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States.
TRUMP IS OUR INSTRUMENT, AND OCCASIONALLY OUR FLAG BEARER: Completely misunderstanding Trump’s influence in the Republican Party.
If he falls, we’ll find another. If he’s taken down, we’ll find someone bigger and meaner. They won’t like us when we’re angry.*
*Spoiler: we’re already angry.
FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: Out Of All Patience.
IT’S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS: The corruption of medical science is surges on.
JUST IN CASE YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING TOO WELL, YOU KNOW: Ukraine/Russia Tidbit.
HUMANITY IS OKAY AT CHANGING COURSES WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS ANNIHILATION: The times, they are a-changing: Former 0bama DOE official Steven Koonin: “climate is a problem, but not an existential crisis”; surprisingly fair article in Saudi papers about Israeli Arabs serving in the IDF.
AT THIS POINT, REALLY, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? Report: British Communist Academic Appointed to Chair WHO’s Behavioral Health Board.
THEY CAN TRY… Trump’s ‘Think Tank’ Prepares to Betray Him .
I DON’T EVEN MIND THIS RIDICULOUS SORT OF FACT-JUGGLING. I MIND THAT THEY THEN DRINK THEIR OWN INK: White House Changing the Definition of Recession Ahead of Possible Dismal Economic Report.