I’M NOT WORRIED SHE’LL GO BLIND – I’M WORRIED SHE’LL VOTE:  I tattooed my eyeballs black — people are worried I’ll go blind.

DIVERSITY MEETINGS AREN’T FOR ANSWERING QUESTIONS, THEY’RE FOR ISSUING ORDERS:  College professor claims he’s being fired for asking questions during campus diversity meeting.

AMAZING HOW THAT HAPPENS:  Hamline University Walks Back Claims After Professor Sues.

UH UH. LE ANCIEN REGIME THOUGHT SO TOO. THEN THE TUMBRILS ROLLED:  U.N. Secretary General Tells Davos Elites Citizens Don’t Matter.

THE RETURN OF MY SHOCKED FACE:  Biden Lawyers And FBI Are Covering For Him.

IS THERE ANYTHING BUT PROSTITUTES AT DAVO?  Here, there, everywhere: what’s life like under Ḥamas; prostitutes in Davos; the societal price of extended adolescence; Israeli constitutional crisis in the making.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN: At Least 16 Virginia Schools Allegedly Withheld Merit Awards From Students.

THEY’RE RAMPING UP THE OFFENSIVE:  Jordan Stages “Diplomatic Incident” Over Temple Mount, Claims Envoy Stopped From Visiting The Holy Site.

FOR THEIR CRONIES, YES:  John Kerry Says Key to Fighting Climate Change is Money, Money, Money.

IF THEY CARRY THE DAY, THEY JUST PUSH MORE TOWARDS MOB JUSTICE:  Houston Activists Want Taqueria Shooter to be Arrested, Charged.

THIS WOMAN IS A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT AGAINST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRING:  Jean-Pierre Calls Harris ‘President,’ WH Press Corps Hammers Her Over Biden Docs.

YOU MEAN THERE’S WORSE THAN WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW?  The Unclassified Docs Biden’s Lawyers Were Searching May Be The Key To The Real Scandal.

THAT SEEMS OBVIOUS:  Addressing issues with China isn’t anti-Asian racism.

As I once explained to the an idiot: Communist isn’t a race. And no race is predisposed to communism, because communism is suicidal.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE:  Retail sales for December bad news for economy.

EW:  Prince Harry mentioned his private parts over 15 times in memoir ‘Spare’.

WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL KAREN!   CNN analyst slammed after writing COVID deaths are being overcounted: ‘TWO AND A HALF YEARS LATE’.

ALAS IST VERBOTEN:  It won’t stop with gas stoves.

But of course, available to the “elites.” They “work so hard.” Know your place, peasant.

ARE THEY SAYING ANDERSON COOPER’S SHOW ISN’T A JOKE?  CNN wants comedian to save it from being a joke in prime time ratings war: report.

Surely, they can’t be serious?

AS I SAID, THE POLICE ISN’T THERE TO PROTECT CITIZENS:  Texas Follow-Up.

WHEN YOU CANT MAKE YOUR FALSE FLAG STICK FULLY, MEMORIALIZE IT: Democrats Want January 6th Enshrined Forever.

You’d think they’d remember that people can demand stupid monuments be destroyed, but apparently they’ve decreed history has ended and they won forever. The delusion is painful.

YEAH. THE THINGS A CORVETTE CAN DO:  Top Secret Corvette Security.

COULD BE:  This is the first explanation of why the Biden classified documents story came out that makes sense to me.

THESE ARE NOT SEROUS PEOPLE:  Missouri’s House of Couture.

SHEILA JACKSON LEE HAS NEVER READ THE FIRST AMENDMENT:  Sheila Jackson Lee wants to criminalize “white supremacy” writings that are felt to have inspired a crime.

ONE UNDER CHINESE INFLUENCE? Just What Kind Of A Republican Is Mitch McConnell?