BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE SPEECH WE HATE IS THE TRUTH:  “Why Should We Defend Speech We Hate?”

Shocking though this might sound, even I have been known to be wrong. (Behold, my shocked face.) And I don’t like being told that. I don’t think I’m unique.

THE JUNTA ARE TRAITORS, IN FACT IF NOT IN WRIT OF LAW:  Iran’s Oil Exports Hit New Highs Due To China’s Rising Demand.

AT LEAST TRYING TO DO GOOD:  CBP is Working Hard to Keep Drugs out of U.S. Communities.

Look, people, I think individuals should decide on this stuff. But I don’t want the US to be a subordinate narco state to Mexico! Do you?

NOW, I’M ACTUALLY SHOCKED:  Random Act of Journalism: Major News Outlets Sue for Access to Evidence in Paul Pelosi Case.

IT DIDN’T WORK.  NANCY IS STILL THERE:  Nancy Pelosi reportedly summons priests to exorcise home of evil spirits.

I DON’T KNOW, HE’S STILL DELUSIONAL:  Chris Cuomo says he will never be ‘what he was’ at CNN.

HAVE YOU EVER SOLD BLOOD PLASMA?  WAS IT YOURS?  The strange dark world of the for-profit blood industry.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  More Classified Documents Found at Biden’s Delaware Home.

SHORTER: LOONS, WITH THEIR HAIR ON FIRE:  A Critical Examination of the Six Pillars of Climate Change Despair.

WHICH MEANS WE NEED THE SOCIALIST BOOT OFF THE ECONOMY’S FACE: Rapid Technological Innovation – Not Harmful Renewables Policy – Key to Lighting our Energy Future

NO, THEY WON’T DO IT. THEY CAN TRY, BUT IT WILL EAT ITSELF:  How Sheila Jackson Lee’s “white supremacy” bill will work.

I’m not saying they won’t pass it, but the chances of imposing the incoherent mess on the majority of this country are still zero. They always confuse words for reality. so they’ll race trying to band words, and the country will laugh at them and escape through their fingers. it will work as well as their “Covid forever” push did. Chaos, sure they’ll cause chaos. But not triumph.

BYE FELICIA, DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR KNOW-WHAT:  New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern suddenly resigns; how “free shipping” from Chinese companies is actually paid by Westerners.

COMPLETE WITH AN IMAGINARY BIDEN:  Biden’s classified documents as a story.

YEAH, THAT WILL WASH:  Today’s blacklisted American: Minnesota to blacklist all Christians, Jews, or Muslims from teaching.

QUICK, LIGHT THE VIRTUE SIGNAL!  Astrophysicist says her field is “steeped in systemic racism and white supremacy”.

And you know, she’s right. Everyone is always talking about black holes and how dense they are. That’s straight up racism. They could at least say African-American holes, right? Politeness costs nothing!

IT’S WORSE THAN THAT, THE LEFT IS A RELIGION WITHOUT REDEMPTION:  Carbon Offsets: 21st Century indulgences.

LOL:  Alec Baldwin Baffled That He, Not The Gun, Will Be Charged With Manslaughter.

ONE DAY, PAPER BALLOTS, PURPLE FINGERS:  Inside Democrats’ Newest Election Takeover Scheme: Report Unmasks ‘Dark Money’ Group You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.

Or we’re all disenfranchised.

ROBERTS, OF COURSE:  Supreme Court Says Unable To Figure Out Who Leaked Abortion Decision Draft.

It’s that or the (Un)Wise Latina.

ALAS COLORADO:  Two Colorado Libraries Close Due to Methamphetamine Contamination.

PUT A FORK IN HARVARD. IT’S DONE:  Harvard Capitulates: Will Give Ken Roth, Who Devoted His Life To Delegitimizing Israel, Prestigious Human Rights Fellowship After All.

DESANTIS ONE, SOROS ZERO:  Federal Judge Upholds DeSantis’s Suspension of State Attorney for ‘Neglect of Duty’.

Other supposedly conservative governors? Learn.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Texas A&M Medical School Removed Photos of White Male Alumni to Showcase Diversity.

BECAUSE EQUALITY BEFORE THE LAW IS IN SEVERE DANGER AND MAYBE DEAD:  Chauvin State Appeal Argued – Low Likelihood Of Success Despite Being Deprived Of A Fair Trial.

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