OF COURSE. THE KING’S SON CANNOT BE TOUCHED:  Hunter Biden Reportedly Getting Preferential IRS Treatment, Per IRS Whistleblower.

FROM J. L. CURTIS, CONTAINING FICTION BY CEDAR SANDERSON, MONALISA FOSTER, TOM ROGNEBY AND MORE:  Twisted Tropes.

Things are never what they seem, and on the other side of this cover, what you know isn’t so!

Plunge into eight tales of that will feel familiar, only to careen through more twists than a country road at night, and stranger turns: From noir private eyes, to Fae battles, to the cookies of the dark side, you’ll find a surprise in every story!

DOING THE WORK THE SUN WON’T DO:  Scientists create first solar flares inside a laboratory.

NO REAL MATH WAS HARMED BY THIS BS:  Modern bigotry in Canada: Simon Fraser University declares math “racist”.

People, OTOH….

CORRECT. DON’T DEMONIZE THEM. LOCK THEM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY*:  Chicago’s mayor-elect warns against ‘demonizing’ rampaging teens after unrest.

*Revisit the parable of training the dog in Starship Troopers. It’s not fair, no, but when teens are already weaponized to destroy society, it might be too late to integrate them into anything useful.

Alternately ship them somewhere in the world where they’ll have to work for survival.

IT’S TOO LATE TO WAVE THE FLAG AFTER YOU’VE USED IT TO WIPE YOUR CORPORATE BEHIND:  Budweiser releases new pro-America ad with iconic mascot in wake of Anheuser-Busch Mulvaney controversy.

MOST FAIRY TALES WERE CAUTIONARY HORROR:  Disney’s financial fairy tale in Florida is coming to an end thanks to Ron DeSantis.

NO DOUBT THEY DO … SHAME THEY HAD SO LITTLE CONCERN ABOUT UNLEASHING THAT DISEASE ON THE WORLD:  Chinese Embassy Expresses ‘Grave Concern’ Over Upcoming Hearing on COVID-19 Origins.

THIS IS INSANITY:  ‘My Rosa Parks Moment’: Target Customer Demanded Reparations After She Couldn’t Pay $1,000 Bill.

THOSE WHO WANT YOU BANNED ARE NOT AND WERE NOT EVER FOR FREE SPEECH:  The lost promise of Substack?

WHEN TREASON PROSPERS:  The former Director of National Intelligence agrees with the former CDC Director that Dr. Anthony Fauci lied to Congress under oath about funding gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab.

OH, POLIO, IS IT? WHAT ABOUT A HOST OF MEDIEVAL DISEASES THAT WE DON’T EVEN HAVE NAMES FOR?  NYC’s Top Doctor Warns that Half of Migrants Heading to City Are Not Vaxxed for Polio.

There are reasons nations have borders, and it’s not to avoid the great international communist paradise.  Or it is, if you understand the reality of that “paradise.”

SHE GOT A NON-SANCTIONED RESULT. HOW DARE SHE?  University ‘blocks’ academic from her own gender wars research over ‘dangerous’ data.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Elon Musk Claims the Govt had ‘Full Access’ to Twitter, Including Direct Messages.

THEIR GOAL IS TO RENDER HUMANITY EXTINCT:  Climate Change Activists Now Going After Rice – A Staple That Feeds Billions.

IT’S BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE. NOW IT’S JUST OBVIOUS:  Critical race theory has arrived at medical schools. What could go wrong?

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Museum offers $25k for recovery of meteorite that landed in Maine April 8th.

I WANT THEM TO DO OLD-STYLE JAMES BOND AS A MALE FANTASY:  Young actors don’t have the ‘experience’ to play James Bond: casting director.

SHE’S GONE HIGHER:  Mary Quant, ’60s designer who invented the miniskirt, dead at 93.

JUST ANOTHER WAY TO AVOID BEING A GROWN UP MAN:  The false promise of “alpha males”.

FORTUNATELY NOT LITERALLY. WHO WANTS FRAUDSTER SOUP?  FSU professor in hot water after faking data for racism studies.

INTERESTING:  Blacklist followup: Rhode Island school district fails to respond to lawsuit accusing it of discriminating against Christians.

SO THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE DISTRACTING FROM:  Letitia James Deposes Donald Trump.

MY SHOCKED FACE IS GOING TO GET A WORK OUT:  Reuters: Iran Used Earthquake Relief Flights to Deliver Advanced Weapon Systems to Syria.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Ex-Obama Staffer: Joe Biden Conducted ‘Malfeasance in Office to Enrich His Family’.