NOTHING LESS THAN A MIRACLE GOT US HERE, TO WHERE WE HAVE A CHANCE:  The Other Side of Midnight.

THEY ACTUALLY ARE SERIOUS. THEY HAVE SO STRONGLY IDENTIFIED WITH THEIR OPINIONS THAT AN ATTACK ON THEIR OPINIONS MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THEY’RE DYING:  Liberals Run Away From X Because Diverse Opinions Make Them Feel Unsafe.

I GUESS SHE HATES HER CAREER?  Disney’s “Snow White” actress wishes that Trump voters may “never know peace” (and that’s not all).

FARMS? BRITAIN DON’T NEED NO STINKING FARMS!  Is there a bigger agenda to the farmers’ inheritance-tax ‘sick joke’?

CBS TRIES TO KEEP HAKEEM JEFFRIES BETWEEN THE LINES:  House Dem Leader Gets Fact-Checked Live on CBS About the 2024 Results.

“HEY YOU, RACIST, NAZI SCUM, VOTE FOR ME!”:  Rage, rage against the dying of the Left.

SHE LEFT THE CULT:  As a dissident former leftist, I can explain why Trump won.

THEY BEHAVE LIKE A CULT:  This is the real problem with Democrats.

THEY DIDN’T GET ENOUGH OF A SCARE. THAT’S ON US:  After Trump Landslide, GOP Senate Votes For Business As Usual In Leadership Race.

I THINK HE NEEDS THE LEGISLATURE TO DO THAT:  Trump Shouldn’t Hire Kristi Noem, Or Anyone Else, To Run DHS. He Should Abolish It.

THE FEDERAL INVOLVEMENT IN EDUCATION GOT TO GO:  An idea whose time has come.

OUR THREE LETTERS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH VETTING? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Who spilled the beans on Israel’s plans for attacking Iran?

OY, YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT:  Added Snoopery?

OH PLEASE LET’S:  Major court decision could invalidate many federal environmental regulations.

AW! HE’S NO FUN!  Jack’s Hitting The Road Before Trump Can Fire Him.

PUTTING THE VICTIMS IN CHARGE OF THEIR VICTIMIZERS IS A GREAT IDEA:   Trump Nominates Rep. Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

AND:  Trump Picks Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence.

Let the rough music play. Make the abusers dance.

BUY POPCORN STOCKS. LOTS OF POPCORN STOCKS:  What caused that odd screaming sound from the direction of DC.

AND THEN THE EU WILL MELT AWAY, LIKE A WEIRD DREAM THAT NEVER WAS:  When The Traffic Lights Stopped.

HE’S NOT ME. HE DIDN’T SHOW THEM HIS MIDDLE FINGERS. BUT THE MESSAGE IS THE SAME:  This is How Marco Rubio Responded to the Pro-Hamas Crowd.

WHAT DO THEY NEED THOSE FOR? AREN’T THEY GIVING UP SEX WITH MEN?   Liberal Women Are Stocking Up on Abortion Pills After Trump’s Election Victory.

Also for the record, those are extremely dangerous and taken unsupervised by a doctor, or sometimes even supervised can kill you. Every non-crazy woman has heard stories. Those who haven’t don’t want to hear. Because they want to believe.

THAT ASSUMES THE WANT TO COUNT THE VOTES QUICKLY, ACCURACY AND IN A WAY TO BOLSTER PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN THEIR TALLY:  It’s Time for States to End Their Horrible Vote-Counting Systems and Adopt the Florida Model.

ALL THIS OVER BAD PORN DISGUISED AS SCIENCE FICTION:  Handmaid’s Tale Fantasy Spreads Through Liberal Women.

YAWN. REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS SAFETY PINS?  Are You Familiar with the ‘Blue Bracelet’ Movement?

I HOPE THE BASTAGES SHOUT INTO THE DARK AND NO ONE LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE:  MSNBC Pivots Back to Concern About ‘Norms’ and a Weaponized DOJ Following Trump Win.

ONWARD DOGE. MUCH CUTTING, VERY EFFICIENCY, WOW, WOW, WOW:  Trump Appoints Musk, Ramaswamy to Lead Department of Government Efficiency.