ABOUT TIME:  Pushback: California county sued for using cellphones to track movements of church-goers.

YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, PEOPLE LIVING IN CAVES KNOW IT:  Something Wicked This Way Comes.

IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN THEY DO IT, BECAUSE THEIR HEARTS ARE PURE*:  Celebs Rally Against ‘Book Bans,’ Ignore Real Censorship.

*Now, did I say pure what?

THESE CONCERNS AREN’T FRESH!  Biden repeats same story word-for-word just minutes apart, raising fresh concerns about age, fitness for office.

NO KIDDING? WHO’D HAVE THOUGHT!  Ex-Anheuser-Busch employees blast ‘incompetent’ leadership for handling of Dylan Mulvaney fiasco.

NEWS YOU CAN (AND PROBABLY SHOULD) USE:  How to Submit an Open Records Request (ORR) or Freedom of Information Act Request (FOIA).

ON THE CULTURE WARS: Nekulturny.

NO SH*T SHERLOCK!  Germany Has Reached Its ‘Limit’ on Migration, Admits Left-Wing President.

So has everyone else. This method of redistribution of the world’s riches, like all communist grand schemes just makes everyone poorer.

THE TALKING MOP WILL NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS!  ‘We’re Moving On!”: Jean-Pierre Cuts Off Doocy After He Asks About the Border Crisis.

SOMETHING NOT RIGHT HERE:  Whatever happened to “independent journalist” John Sullivan, who filmed the killing of Ashli Babbitt?

MORE LIKE THIS AND SOON:  Pushback: Professor blacklisted by North Texas U wins in Federal court.

SO THIS HAPPENED: Governor Abbot officially declared an invasion at our border because of Biden’s policies.

There’s a million ways this could be wrong, and yet he did the right thing, because this is what Biden has been up to:  After last night’s mammoth Venezuela Temporary Protected Status re-designation, DHS will redesignate Afghanistan for TPS.

This is nothing less than an invasion, and it must be stopped.

AND MISANDRY NO WELCOME:  You can’t provide an answer if you don’t understand the question.

SIC SEMPRE FAUDSTERS:  As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME UNIVERSITIES. THEY BELIEVE WHAT THEIR WOKE PROFESSORS PREACHED:  Another Brand Bites the Dust?

“STYMIED” IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD. MERRICK G. PREFERS TO SAY ‘INCONVENIENCED’:  Two more IRS officials say David Weiss stymied and ‘not the deciding person’ on Hunter Biden tax crimes.

THE ITALIAN MOTHER WE DIDN’T KNOW WE NEEDED:  Italian PM Giorgia Meloni pops up to honor NYC’s Christopher Columbus statue as ‘woke’ pols mull taking it down.

And shame on every NYC mother and grandmother not defending the statues of George Washington.

WELL, OF COURSE NOT. EW. ALSO I DON’T THINK YOU CAN USE “ALLEGEDLY” WHEN THE DUDE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED WEARING THEM:  Fashion designer reunited with clothes allegedly stolen by non-binary ex-Biden official Sam Brinton claims they are not ‘either wearable or saleable’.

THE HELL HE DIDN’T (SHOEMAKERS SHOULD STICK TO APOLOGIZING FOR THE CHICOMS):  Adidas CEO Bjørn Gulden defends Kanye West over antisemitism: ‘Didn’t mean what he said’.

OH, IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL REVERTING TO TYPE:  UPenn hosting ‘antisemitic’ literature festival featuring speakers who said ‘death to Israel,’ donned ‘Nazi’ outfit.

WELL, SURPRISINGLY — NOT — ILLEGALS COME WITH THEIR OWN CULTURE:  How migrants are gaming apps to get black market delivery jobs in NYC.

RED STATE GETTING PURPLE WITH RAGE?  Outraged protesters block bus carrying migrants on Staten Island: ‘You’re not welcome!’

HE USED TO BE A USEFUL SLEAZEBAG, NOW HE ENDANGERS THE NARRATIVE:  Russell Brand a sleazeball? You read it here first, second and third.

WASHINGTON D.C. IS NOW BRAZIL TOO:  Washington Police Advise Lawmakers to Avoid Wearing Jewelry, Keep Phone Calls Brief Amid Rising Crime in Capital.

TARA READ’S ACCUSATION OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AGAINST SENATOR BIDEN WAS HIGHLY DETAILED:  Don’t Bother Me About Russell Brand Until You Start Believing Tara Reade.