WINNING FRIENDS AND INFLUENCING PEOPLE:  House GOP members seek to expel Matt Gaetz as he attempts to oust Kevin McCarthy: ‘No one can stand him’.

WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH KANSAS COLORADO?  Suzanne Morphew’s body was dumped in remote Colorado area known as ‘The Boneyard’ — where aspiring Marine was found months prior.

SOMEONE PROBABLY READ THAT TO HER, AND EXPLAINED THE BIG WORDS, LIKE “SMART”:  AOC, Elon Musk feud heats up on X after mogul mocked her as ‘not that smart’.

FROM ARI MENDELSON:  Due Process.

WHAT HOLLYWOOD HAS FORGOTTEN:  Creating New Stories That Don’t Suck.

NEWS WE HOPE YOU DON’T NEED:  I’m a private investigator — here’s how I teach my clients to spot a cheater.

OF COURSE:  Top Georgia State Senator Removed From Caucus for Daring to Stand Up to Fulton County DA.

DISCOVERY WILL BE LIT, AND IT’S SERIOUSLY OVERDUE:  Trump suing ex-British spy Christopher Steele in UK over ‘pee tape’ dossier.

IF YOU CAN’T TRUST ILLEGAL BORDER JUMPERS AND MOOCHERS, WHO CAN YOU TRUST:  NYC migrant family lied about girl getting molested in attempt to get larger shelter room: source.

LIKE OUR WALLETS:  The “Bidenomics” Pitch Falls Flat.

IT’S ALL JOE BIDEN HAS. SAD AS IT IS:  For millions, ‘Bidenomics’ is a painful joke. Joe Biden loves it.

ECONOMICS IS A SCIENCE. YOU CAN’T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR WAGES WITH NO CONSEQUENCES:  Some need a lesson on wage reality.

I DON’T THINK HE’S CAPABLE OF LEARNING:  Taking Robert Reich to school on school choice.

SO, GAS-LIGHTINING PEOPLE AND TELLING THEM NOT TO TRUST THEIR LYING EYES ISN’T WORKING?  Top Biden Allies Want President To Ditch Flagging ‘Bidenomics’ Message.

IT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE:  Today’s blacklisted American: Coach fired by Vermont school for simply expressing some facts during a civil conversation.

OH. A RUSHED THROUGH TREATMENT. I SEEM TO REMEMBER THOSE:  Scientists developing implant to cure cancer in just 60 days — with goal to slash death rates by 50%.

THIS FAMILY AND THEIR INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS:  Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi repped Peru, lived in White House: public records.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?  Socialist Rep. Jamaal Bowman pulls fire alarm as Dems try to delay vote on GOP stopgap spending bill.

IT WON’T WORK, BECAUSE THE DEMS THINK A SHUTDOWN WILL BENEFIT THEM:  Rand Paul Explains What He’ll Do to Avoid a Shutdown.

They’re probably wrong because these days they’re media megaphone is broken and no one likes them, but there it is. They’ll keep pushing the button that used to dispense pellets.

THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KNOW:  Measuring the Chill, Part 3. It’s both the heat and the humidity.

YOUR SENSE OF TIMING IS POORLY TRAINED AND LIES TO YOU:  Telescoping.

IT WAS A PLEASURE TO BURN:  Fahrenheit 451.

SHE’S NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR LITTLE BOYS, EITHER (ALTHOUGH MANY OF THEM CAN OUTPLAY HER ON THE SOCCER FIELD):  Megyn Kelly slams Megan Rapinoe as ‘terrible example for our little girls’ upon retirement.

THE PAYWALL IS TO PROTECT YOU AGAINST DANGEROUS DISINFORMATION:  Study Finds Signs of Heart Injury in Vaccinated People Without Chest Pain.

GEE, YA THINK?  New wireless brain implants could bring mind control to new level: study.