STRAP IN, AND HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS. THINGS ARE GETTING SPICY:  Texas Gov. Abbott seizes Eagle Pass border park without warning to combat migrant crisis, mayor claims.

Abbott is absolutely correct, but things are still getting spicy.

IN WHICH I FINISH THE DEMI-FISK:  Before the crash 4.

NEWS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE AND SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO:  Chromium found in lead-tainted fruit pouches may explain contamination.

THEY’RE TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF THEIR VALUABLE HOSTAGES GUESTS:  Israeli hostage, 19, appears wounded in Hamas video with blood on her face as her dad fears the worst.

HE SOUNDS HIGHLY QUALIFIED … FOR A DEM:  Adeel Mirza, NY Dem running for DA, allegedly sexually harassed subordinate, told her ‘I know you’re not white’: lawsuit.

GOOD. MY TWENTY YEAR OLD DISHWASHER IS MORE USEFUL THAN ANYONE IN THE BIDEN JUNTA:  Biden Suffers Major Court Defeat in His War Against Appliances.

I GUESS WANTING TO SURVIVE AND LIVE IS NOW FAR RIGHT WING:  German Farmer Protests Painted as “Far Right” Activism by Out-of-Touch Politicians and Media.

They won’t like the definitions they’re laying down. Because if wanting to raise food and live is right wing means that being left wing is starvation and death. We accept.

IN ACADEMIA, IN THE ARTS, IN ENTERTAINMENT. WHICH IS WHY THEY ALL STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN:  Conservatives in Academia “have been purged not so much by firing, but by not hiring”.

Hiring for any reason other than competence always destroys the thing that you’re supposed to be doing. Always.

THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO BEGGARS, ‘CAUSE BEGGARS ARE EASY TO PLEASE:  Biden administration issues rule that could curb ‘gig’ work, contracting.

Also “rule”?  Pardon me. Are any of these people elected to create rules with the force of law to limit our pursuit of happiness?

BY WHOM? CRAZY PEOPLE?  This Northeastern state is the best place to raise a family — see the full top 10.

PRECEDENTS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING PRECEDENTS!  Outraged parents, pols worry decision to boot NYC students from school for nearly 2,000 migrants will set troubling precedent.

They’re facilitating the invasion and despoiling of these United States of America. They couldn’t care less if it inconveniences American school children. In fact, that’s a plus.

OH, NO SH*T SHERLOCK. AND HOW MUCH DID HE PROFIT FROM ALL THIS, INCLUDING HIS MISBEGOTTEN BOOK DEAL?  Fauci Admits Social Distancing Wasn’t Scientific and the Wuhan Lab Leak Wasn’t a Conspiracy Theory.

He should perhaps go in pilgrimage on his knees to the graves of all the men who died storming the beaches at Normandy, because he’s kith and kin to the Nazi “doctors” whose reigns of terror those men ended. And they should not have died in vain.

IS EVERYONE IN THE BIDEN JUNTA AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BULL?  The White House’s Attempt to Whitewash Lloyd Austin’s AWOL Makes Things Worse.

Pentagon Review of SecDef Austin’s AWOL and Lies to Be Led by One of the Coverup Leaders.

This would be funny if it weren’t happening to our country.

I STILL SAY THAT IF YOU GET RID OF SOCIALISM, FERTILITY WILL COME BACK FINE. IT’S TAXES STRANGLING BIRTH:  The Fertility Crisis – There Is No Cure In A Free Country.

I say the cure is freedom.

AS EVERY SECOND AMENDMENT DEFENDER KNOWS:  The Houston Grand Jury That Cleared Taqueria Hero Knows Good Guys With Guns Stop Crime.

GOVERNMENT RUINS EVERYTHING:  Red Tape Strangles Nuclear Innovation.

PART FISKING, AND PART ADAPTING THE STRATEGIES, AND PART, LET’S FACE IT, LAUGHING AT THE LEFT:  Before the crash 2  and Before the crash 2.

HE DIDN’T PUT PEOPLE IN CAMPS BEFORE. UNLIKE YOUR SIDE, HE DIDN’T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT:  Whoopi Goldberg says people are losing faith in America and that’s very bad because then people will vote for Trump who is planning on putting people in camps.

Is this woman an alien from a planet of anencephalous creatures? The creatures of The View sure are blind.

GOOD. FIGHT BACK:  German Farmers Kick Off Massive Protests Against Policy That Could Threaten Their Livelihoods.

ARREST THEM ALL FOR FALSE IMPRISONMENT AND DAMAGES:  Anti-Israel Protesters Blocking Three NYC Bridges and Holland Tunel.

Force them all to watch videos of 10/7. What, cruel and unusual? So is defending murderers in the public square.

BRING THE LAW DOWN ON THEM:  ‘Free Gaza’: Anti-Israel Protesters Vandalize Los Angeles National Cemetery.

The stupid won’t stop till we do. And until we do, authorities are complicit in their malfeasance.

SO SHOULD WE ALL BE. CUT OFF THEIR PURSE: House Freedom Caucus Furious Over Johnson-Schumer Spending Deal.

Oh, I know. leaders on the right are still terrified of the press. Don’t be. The press is a paper tiger. Their fuel tanks are filled with water.

THEY’D BETTER LEARN TO SWIM, OR THEY’LL SINK LIKE A STONE:  In Stunning About-Face, 9th Circuit Prohibits California from Banning Concealed Carry in Public Places.

For the times, they are achanging.

YEAH. THEIR POWER BUTTON IS BROKEN, AND THEY’RE GOING TO FIND OUT:  Americans push back against government overreach with some real defiance.

They’ll own no one. And be unhappy.

BUREAUCRACIES MUST BE PRUNED TO THE BARE MINIMUM:  Administrative Bureaucracy: Lessons from China.