IF THIS IS A SURPRISE TO YOU, I WISH TO INFORM YOU THERE’S ALSO NO SANTA OR EASTER BUNNY.     SORRY: Like everything else in Sulzberger’s paper, the NYT bestseller list is fake.

And if this were the only issue you’d still be looking at lists of books that sold a metric ton:

They were forced to admit in court that it’s not a ranked list. It’s actually “editorial content” and they can exclude books they don’t like.

Just not all the books that sold a metric ton. But this isn’t even remotely true. The fact is that books can hit the NY Times list from laydown. That’s the books that the publisher says they ship out. (It’s routinely double what actually ships out.) Without selling a single copy.

It’s turtles all the way down. NYT bestseller lists need to achieve the same “status” the Hugo has attained these last few years. It’s all gaslighting. ALL the way down.

DON’T WORRY: DHS IS ON THE JOB:  Gangbangers openly sell fake IDs, green cards to migrants on NYC streets as officials warn of danger.

THE THING ABOUT ANTI-SEMITES IS THEY DON’T WANT TO BE CURED:  Israeli-born Columbia professor who called out rampant antisemitism on campus being investigated in ‘clear act of retaliation’.

SORRY, BILL, BUT I DON’T THINK NIKKI WILL TAKE THE JOB (NOR BE ACCEPTED BY JOE’S PUPPETEERS):  Bill Maher suggests Biden swap Harris for this prominent Republican to create ‘dream’ ticket.

HOW DARE THEY ACT LIKE FREE CITIZENS! LET NY BURN, THE FDNY WILL HAVE NO DEPLORABLES:  FDNY boss hunts down staffers who booed NY AG Letitia James, cheered for Trump at promotion ceremony.

WHAT AGAIN? MAN, THIS MOVIE IS GETTING BORING. THEY ALREADY DID THAT PLOT DEVICE:  Health Officials Warn of Rise in Monkeypox Cases in North Carolina.

Never gonna give it up, never gonna stop trying to lock us down, never gonna let us run around and vote freely.

Are they?

THIS OUR FIGHT IS A GLOBAL FIGHT. IT’S THE FIGHT FOR HUMAN LIBERTY. AND CIVILIZATION:  Polish Farmer: “Everything was peaceful and suddenly the police came out of nowhere, there were loud bangs, the police started using gas and simply provoking people…”

THEY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE JEWS:  Biden Admin, Like Obama Before It, Has Found An Enemy It’s Willing To Fight: Bibi Netanyahu.

THE NEW GENERATION THINKS THEMSELVES WISE BUT THEY’RE FAR MORE IGNORANT OF FUNDAMENTAL FACTS. IN THEIR DEFENSE THEY’VE BEEN TAUGHT A LOT OF LIES:  Inundated by ignorance.

GLORY WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE. ALSO COLONIALIST:  What on earth has happened to the Land of Hope and Glory?

IF YOU’RE IN IDAHO PROTECT YOUR HOMESCHOOL RIGHTS:  Contact Idaho Senators as soon as possible. Ask them to PASS Education Amendment SJR 105.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. FBI DELENDA EST:  The Intercept Drops Secret FBI Files and HOO BOY Does It Make the FBI Look BAD.

I STILL WANT IT PROVEN THAT WE’RE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING AT ANY LEVEL:  Did Exxon Make It Rain Today?

Absolutely no taking this on faith, measurements taking in heat islands, and computer models. If the entire run of the Covidiocy has shown us anything is that taking extreme measures before the danger is properly established is not just deranged. It’s stupid.

THEY WERE INVENTED 150 YEARS AGO FOR BOSTON BIKE MESSENGERS:  From sports to catwalks to burlesque, inside the ‘creative’ 150-year history of the jockstrap: ‘They reveal, they conceal’.

OH, WHO HASN’T FORGOT AND LEFT A DOOR OPEN?  Alaska Airlines flight carrying pets arrives with cargo door open as carrier and Boeing face $1B lawsuit.

IT’S A MISTAKE ANYBODY COULD MAKE:  Interstellar signal long believed to be proof of alien life was probably just a truck: new research.

I THINK IT DEPENDS ON HOW JOE’S DRUG COCKTAIL IS MIXED:  Biden confirms he may refuse to debate Trump: ‘Depends on his behavior’.

YEAH, BUT THEY WON’T:  It Is Time for Europe to Stop the Fearmongering About a Second Trump Presidency.

You see, at home or abroad, the thing they most fear is populism.

THE IGNORANCE OF THE CREDENTIALED IS ALWAYS ASTOUNDING:  Anti-Semitism thrives on lies filling in the gaps created by ignorance.

WORST? MAYBE. MOST TERRIFYING? DEFINITELY:  Biden minder quits, shares the clip of the “senior moment” that made her do so; “worst SOTU speech of all time”.

He’s lost his mind, his ability to remember, his mask of humanity. But the hatred? That remains.

YEAH, THE MEDIA, THEY’RE THE PROBLEM! THEY NEED TO FALL INTO LINE LIKE MSNBC:  Biden blames ‘eavesdropping’ media after Netanyahu needs ‘come to Jesus’ moment hot-mic snafu.

And like that wasn’t planned all along to threaten Israel.

IN FAIRNESS, THE ‘CONSOLER IN CHIEF’ DID KNOW WHY SHE WAS DEAD:  Laken Riley’s mother slams Biden for fumbling murdered nursing student’s name at State of the Union: ‘Pathetic’.

IT’S NOT WHETHER WE BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY, IT’S WHETHER OUR POLITICIANS AND ‘CIVIL SERVANTS’ DO:  If you still believe in democracy, sign my petition.

IF THEY’RE STARVING IT’S DUE TO OVERPOPULATION:  The climate scaremongers: It’s time for the ‘starving polar bears’ again (trouble is, they’re thriving).

NICE TO KNOW THERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS THEY’RE WILLING TO FIX:  Google fires engineer who disrupted NYC Israel tech event claiming company is ‘powering genocide’.