WE CAN HOPE:  Freedom: What Trump’s election will mean for America’s space policy.

SHE CAN’T WAIT TO WAVE HERSELF A VICTIM FLAG:  NY AG Letitia James says ‘We are prepared to fight back’ in ‘dumb and bizarre’ presser with Gov. Hochul after Trump wins presidency.

THE NEW SECRETARY OF STATE WILL HAVE A BUSY START:  Russia launches Iranian satellites into orbit ahead of partnership summit between Moscow, Tehran.

BIG GOVERNMENT LIKES BIG BUSINESS AND DETESTS INDEPENDENT SMALL BUSINESS:  Destroy the small farmer: Starmer’s echoes of the Bolsheviks.

OUR MOST IMPORTANT TASK IS CLEANING UP OUR ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:  I posted here last week that I thought the DNC had given up on winning via election fraud in the 2024 general. I believe my prediction was borne out, and now I’m going to think out loud about what that reveals.

LOOK, I’M OLD FASHIONED, I REMEMBER WHEN THEY HAD GIANT PAPIER MACHE PUPPETS!  Not enough people showed up to riot apparently so they had a dance party and gave speeches.

WHEN TO OF MY FRIENDS SYNERGIZE, THE RESULTS ARE HILARIOUS:  The First Three Items on Trump’s Surprisingly Bipartisan Agenda (Parody or Maybe Not).

ANOTHER ELECTION LIKE THIS AND THE DEMOCRATS WILL DEMAND WE CLOSE THE BORDER:  Scarborough, Sharpton Claim Black and Hispanic Men are Sexist and Racist.

HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY SQUIRREL:  Downfall: The people want justice for Peanut.

ANYONE KNOWS IF LIBERAL TEARS ARE HEAVY ON CARBS?  Jon Stewart Lashes Out at Pollsters After Harris Defeat.

NOWHERE NEAR TIRED OF WINNING:  More Winning: Progressive Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón Loses Reelection.

STOP. I ALREADY VOTED FOR HIM. CAN’T DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE:  ‘Trump Shock’: European Media in Meltdown Over Trump’s Victory.

Okay fine. I’ll invent a time machine! Show me how upset the European media is again!

I WOULDN’T ADVISE THAT. CANADA PRESCRIBES DEATH IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED:  Trump Wins, “Move To Canada” Searches Spike, Liberals Meltdown Online.

IT MIGHT BE CONSIDERED SEXIST. ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY’RE REALLY BAD AT TEACHING ANYTHING:  What do you mean, “They Didn’t Say Anything About That”?!?

WE’LL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT: We will not surrender without a fight.

HEY, WORLD! YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET. WE HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN:  ‘This will truly be the golden age of America’ .

ON GUY FAWKES NIGHT:  Remember, remember! The fifth of November.

AT MY BLOG, TURNS OUT WE WERE BOTH RIGHT, MY GUEST AND I:  Mene, Mene, Tekel, UPharsin by Padre.

And…  We Can’t Plot It.   (And I ended up not writing because people — including my husband — were texting me updates. Tomorrow.)

AND THE BEAT GOES ON:  EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING: Republicans have just flipped the entire 5th Court of Appeals in Dallas.

THE FLAMING SKULL AND THE PUDDING CUP? WE ARE NOT WORTHY:   Fox Calls Pennsylvania. Trump is the 47^th president elected to lead the United States.

DECISION DESK AND AP ARE STILL PRAYING FOR FRAUD:  Donald Trump elected as the next President of the United States.

Like that bullet in PA, I hope they fail. Or the results will be much the same as if it hadn’t. I HOPE they’re not too stupid to know that.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED, BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Non-Credible Bomb Threats in Fulton County, Georgia, Were From Russia.

THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE, AND IT IS WONDROUS IN OUR SIGHT:  Election Results – President – Trump Victory.

I’LL HOLD YOU TO IT, DELOS D. HARRIMAN:  America is a nation of builders Soon, you will be free to build.

SO MUCH PTSD. I’M SITTING HERE, HANGING OUT ON LINE WITH MY FIRST READERS, BARELY NOT THROWING UP ON THE CARPET:  Raise your hand if you have 2020 PTSD and you’re afraid to get too excited because a pipe might start leaking any minute….