NOT REALLY, BUT SCHIFF IS SURE HE CAN FUNDRAISE AND ENHANCE MEDIA VISIBILITY WITH IT:  This Lawmaker Thinks He Can Pass a New Assault Weapons Ban.

MISSED, DUCKED, QUIBBLE QUIBBLE QUIBBLE:  The Liberal Media’s ‘We Missed the Story’ Excuse on Biden Just Got Put on Blast.

IT’S NOT WHAT HE SAYS, IT’S HOW HE EMOTES:  Hakeem Jeffries Uses Many Words to Say a Whole Lot of Nothing While Trashing Trump’s First 100 Days.

LEGACY MEDIA SAYS, SILLY PRESIDENT, PATIENCE IS FOR DEMOCRATS:  Trump Urges Patience As Congress Works on His Agenda.

SNIFF, SNIFF? IS THAT PURE BULL EXCRETA?  Claim: Trump Tariffs to Blame for the UK Economic Slump (Not Climate Policy).

IF IT’S FROM THE MEDIA, DEMS, AND INFLUENCERS YOU JUST KNOW IT’S GOTTA BE FALSE:  DHS Smacks Down This ‘False Narrative’ From the Media, Dems, and Influencers.

HE’S FACING A DIFFICULT PRIMARY AND NEEDS TO RALLY THE BASE:  The Dem Who’s Leading the Impeachment Charge Against Trump Is a Trainwreck.

BEATING THEM WITH MONEY IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER THAN BEATING THEM WITH THE BLOOD OF AMERICAN BOYS:  Remembering Reagan’s Zero Option: How Trump’s “Tariff War” Resembles the Last Battle of the Cold War.

CRYING TO THE HEAVENS:  Hundreds Arrested at UCLA Anti-Israel Encampment, But Only Two Pro-Israel Students Being Prosecuted.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS NAVAJO!   Walz: Harris Picked Me as VP Since ‘I Could Code Talk to White Guys’.

SO IT WAS FORETOLD. SO IT’S BEEN:  U.S., Ukraine Sign Rare Minerals Deal.

DID YOU KNOW THAT BIDEN’S “STUDENT LOAN FORGIVING” ACTUALLY WAS A SCAM: Most of what he forgave, he had to. They’d lost all documentation to. And most of those people had already paid many times the principal in interest.

Did you know most doctors these days make 1/4 what they did sixty years ago? No, not adjusted for inflation. H1B visas.  Did you know most engineering jobs are going to H1B visas and that the starting salaries are about what they were in the eighties?

The people you hear about demanding their student loans be cancelled? The ones who studied puppetry and such? They’re the ones who can talk without losing their phony baloney jobs. One of the things Biden did was rewrite how things could be paid back, so most responsible people making their payments will never be done. EVER.

Listen, I know you’ve heard a lot of things about “kids these days” but it’s not the kids fault. They didn’t do this. And you don’t get to pile live coals on their heads by demanding they marry and have kids when they’re barely surviving.

You don’t GET to tell the eunuchs to be fruitful and multiply. Not eunuchs made on your watch.

READ WHAT I WROTE. REALLY READ WHAT I WROTE, NOT WHAT’S WRITTEN INSIDE YOUR EYELIDS. THEN COME UP WITH BETTER ARGUMENTS, BECAUSE YOURS STINK OF ENVY AND IGNORANCE:  Why, Yes, Revisiting Student Loans again.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Buffalo Media Is As Evil As the School System.

HANK JOHNSON SHOULD SEND THE ILLEGALS TO GUAM AND SEE IF IT CAPSIZES:  Hank Johnson Does It Again – Listen to His Bizarre Comments About Illegal Aliens.

I AGREE, INCLUDING HIGHER EDUCATION:  To Really Fix Education, Burn It to the Ground.

… I hear the song of the chainsaw, saying come and join the fray….

YES, INDEED. BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Wait…what? They lied to us? I’m SHOCKED.

WELL, IT’S THAT DAY OF THE YEAR:  Victims of Communism Day.

WHO SELLS GOOD SHOCKED FACES? MINE IS GETTING WORN OUT*:  Spoiler: The ‘Pro Palestine’ Mob Is Neither ‘Pro-Peace’ nor ‘Anti-War’.

*Also came back drunk when Stephen Green borrowed it.  And, boss? I thought we had our shocked faces in a locked room? Because the Ace of Spades people borrowed it too… and… well… it’s inexplicable. Also scary. Anyway… I need a new shocked face as soon as possible. Can I get money from petty cash?

HAH! LEGACY MEDIA HAS NO SPINE!  Top Trump Aide Ripped the Spine Out of the Media Yesterday.

They already had no shame….

IT’S NOT JUST SPAIN. ALL OF EUROPE WISHES TO COMMIT SUICIDE. AND WE CAN’T SAVE THEM:  Spain’s North Korea Envy.

VERY, VERY WEIRD:  Why is a Fauci HIV vax sequence in a Moderna’s C19 vaccine?

Someone needs to write the ballad of Fauci who needed pardons….

NO, THE SANE PEOPLE AREN’T:  Not Everyone Touched by Mass Shootings is Anti Gun.

THEY DON’T LIKE CHILDREN, ANYWAY:  Don’t Talk to Me About Protecting Children With This Going On.

THEY SHOULD STOP DIGGING:  Buffalo School Story Not Getting Any Better.

WORTH PONDERING:  If You Think Greenland is Strategic…