Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

IF YOU THINK THE PIE IS FINITE, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG: Dave Freer on the Finity Of Pie (mostly in publishing, though it applies to other fields.  And btw, I’m ALMOST sure he is joking about recycling toilet paper.  He lives in Tasmania and is not exposed to our crazier greenies.) Oh, and if you enjoy Dave’s writing, go ahead and throw some cash at his Bolg PI series.

WELL ABOVE 47%: ‘Nine in ten Scots ‘living off state’s patronage.’   My grandmother used to say “him who feeds you, rules you.”  If nine in ten people depend on the state, how free are they to vote their conscience?  While we still can, we should think: is this where we want to go?

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ROBOT HONEY-MAKERS: Coming in 2015: Electronic Bee Brains Uploaded into Robot Insects  Interestingly, my sons immediately remembered a Disney comic where Gyro Gearloose creates robot bees.  I feel more confident in my pre-k educational strategy which for years consisted of buying them comics so I had a couple of hours a day to work in peace.

THE TELEGRAPH CATCHES UP WITH THE REST OF US: US election 2012: Will the real Obama please stand up.

Voters saw a different Obama in the presidential campaign debate in Denver on Wednesday. And they worry that the tired, unfocused, and defensive fellow who lost the debate actually is the real one.

Only we don’t worry.  We know he is.  And we’ve known it since ’08.

I SECOND: Michael Totten’s recommendation of Self-Editing for Fiction Writers by Renni Brown and Dave King.  Also from Dwight Swain (you know I REALLY don’t get kickbacks from the estate!) my husband found Creating Characters: How to Build Story People very useful.  I never needed it because characters are the one story element I “got” for free without having to struggle with it.

As a note, everyone knows I’m a big supporter of indie publishing and  self-publishing.  Everyone knows you can’t tell what will hit in the indie market.  But I can tell you a rudimentary knowledge of the craft will help.  Trust me.  I’m looking over the shoulders of several beginners doing this.  There is no shame in learning.

I SWEAR I DON’T GET ANY KICKBACKS: But if you’re trying to be a fiction writer, you could do worse than if you start by reading Dwight Swain’s Techniques of the Selling Writer.  It’s that rarest thing among writers’ manuals: useful.

UPDATE: The reason for the kickback disclaimer is that I recommend this book so much that for a while my books were associated with the author’s on Amazon.  I don’t even know the family (the writer is no longer alive) but I know this book took first me, then years later my husband, then more years later my older son from unpublished to pro.

 

A QUOTE TO TAKE INTO THE WEEKEND:

Political tags – such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth – are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

Robert A. Heinlein

ANDREW KLAVAN: A Fantasy Election, An Imaginary Man comes as close as anything to capturing the disturbing sense of unreality that’s making me feel as though nothing in the news were quite what it seems.  What I’ve taken to calling being gaslighted.

JOE BIDEN DEBATE PREPARATION: