WHAT ISIS SHOULD REMEMBER: We maybe be slow to action, but… (from facebook.)

BY THEIR FRUITS: Wherever ISIS [trans:Daeshbags] go, disease and pestilence follow.

I STILL PREFER PRIVATE INITIATIVES: But if this will make us less dependent on Soviet goodwill to get to the international space station… Congress wants to give NASA $19.3 billion next year, even more than Obama asked for.

WHAT ARAB SPRING: The Lost Revolution.

THE BITTER FRUITS OF REGULATION: Why Beretta is moving its gun factory to Tennessee.

IT’S AN HONEST MISTAKE. THEY THINK ALL VETS ARE TERRORISTS: They just got the wrong kind of vet. Right name, wrong man: Knoxville veterinarian can’t get off no-fly list.

DOES HE UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF THE SH*T STORM HE’LL BE STARTING? Sources: Obama’s Gun Control Will Come After His Hawaiian Vacation. Does he realize we STILL are a constitutional republic?  That this is a fevered fantasy?

STEPHEN GREEN WAS A TEETOTALER BEFORE HE STARTED COLLECTING THESE NEWS:  Fact! News You Can Use.

WITHOUT WORDS: The Frog and the Scorpion.

A FASCINATING — IF FALSE — STORY: FDR’s Hidden Track 61.

DO NOT BRING IT ALL DOWN, DO NOT COUNT US OUT YET: Don’t make the worse come true. The dangers of political cynicism.

THEY ONLY SEE MIRRORS: “Undisputed PR Leader for the Progressive Movement” Shuts Down After Claims of Rampant Sexual Harassment and Even Sexual Assault.

COWBELL ALL THE WAY DOWN: Obama: A Legacy of Fakery.

HIGHER INDOCTRINATION: From The Adults? Harvard’s ‘Holiday Talking Points For The Politically Correct’

GET READY, GET SET: Blowing out 2015.

WAY PAST POTATO AND WELL INTO TURNIP: (never go full turnip.) Harvard tells its students to spend the holidays lecturing their relatives on police brutality, welcoming Syrian refugees and how its own campus is not ‘safe’ for blacks.

OKAY, NOW, THIS REALLY IS MY SHOCKED FACE: After Lying For 30 Years, New York Times Admits “Assault Weapons Are A Myth”.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: ‘Star Wars’ porn sales up 500% ahead of ‘The Force Awakens’ premiere.

FOR SCIENCE FICTION, IT BEGINS: They called us neo nazis and bad to reprehensible.  This year we aim to show that there are real fans of science fiction not in their little club.  A lot of them.  My friend Kate Paulk nefariously explains the different categories, one a week, so you can, you know, decide for yourself and vote your conscience.  Which, needless to say is totally “neo-nazi” of us.  At least in the fevered minds of vile progs.

PERHAPS ITS TIME TO STOP THE INSANITY: Why Shows Like ‘The Mindy Project’ Don’t Work Anymore.

DRINKING THEIR OWN INK BY THE BARREL FULL: Democrats Introduce Bill to Buy Me Some Brand New Guns.

IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: Disney, SeaWorld, Universal add Metal Detectors to Florida Theme Parks.

WEIRD, I AGREE WITH HILLARY ON SOMETHING: Hillary Clinton’s dream debate is one nobody watches.  It’s not that I don’t like Democratic presidential debates.  It’s that I don’t get vodka delivered by tanker truck, and watching them sober would be cruelty to Sarahs.

FANTASIES ARE ALL THEY GOT: John Kerry’s fevered fantasy of a Syrian peace.

TEACH WOMEN THAT’S NOT WHAT HOT SEX MEANS: Woman burns man’s genitals with hot iron during sex.