RAISING THE WEALTH DRAWBRIDGE: Who Bernie would take down along with Wall Street.

ABOUT TIME: Slapping down the anti-Israel boycotters.

SOME HOPE FOR CHANGE: After South Carolina, Reasons For Optimism.

SAFE KILLS: Down With Safety.

SEE EMMA STATUS SIGNAL. SIGNAL EMMA, SIGNAL: Emma Watson to take a year off to concentrate on feminism and reading.

SYMBIOTIC: Where Do Dogs Come From?

THERE’S A REASON I DON’T TRUST THE CLOUD: The Infrastructure Of The Internet.

BUT LATEX GLOVES ARE STILL MANDATORY, RIGHT? Porn stars dodge goggle requirement.

BURKAS AS THE ERASURE OF WOMEN: Modesty, Faith, and Burqa Bans.

WHAT DOES HE SAY — OR THINK — ABOUT ANYTHING? What was Trump actually saying about DACA—or was he saying anything about it?

THE SKY IS MADE OF COTTON CANDY, AND PIGS FLY: Clinton Says She’s Never Lied.

OH, SWEETIE, MARRIAGE IS FOR GROWNUPS, WHICH YOU AIN’T: Celebrity Princess Bride.

MAKING BRAVE MEN SUFFER FOR HIS EGO IS WHAT HE DOES: Obama’s Cuba trip guarantees another Castro crackdown.

IT’S WHAT THEY DO. IT’S WHO THEY ARE: Lying to New York’s parents about soaring school violence.

PUTTING SEASONALLY ADJUSTED LIPSTICK ON A SEASONAL PIG: Why the Fed will decide to raise interest rates.

WE’LL TRADE HIM FOR ANY FREEDOM-LOVING CUBAN: President Obama Will Visit Cuba in Historic Trip Next Month, Sources Say.  Or we could make him go over on an inner tube?

ENOUGH OF INDECISION, OH PRINCE OF DANES: Jeb: ‘I Should Stop Campaigning Maybe’.  You might have some remembered rights to this land, but unlike Denmark we don’t want a dynasty.

LET’S SHIP THESE WOMEN TO MUSLIM COUNTRIES, WHERE THEY’LL BE KEPT IN SAFE ROOMS, MADE TO WEAR SAFE BURKAS, AND BE SAFE FROM LIFE AND EQUALITY: ‘Jeopardy’ Is Rape Culture?

THE INEFFABLE MILO YANNOPOULOS TAKES THE FIGHT TO OUR INSULAR CAMPUSES: A Crank of the Far Right?

FROM INCOMPETENCE, KLEPTOCRACY AND STATE OBAMACARE EXCHANGES, THE GOOD LORD DELIVER US: ‘Numerous Weaknesses,’ ‘Inadequate Security Settings’ Found in Colorado Obamacare Exchange.

IT MUST BE DONE IF LIBERTY IS TO SURVIVE: Turning back the leviathan of the administrative state.

A MOST MATERIAL QUESTION: HOW MUCH OF YOUR MONEY ARE THEY USING TO GASLIGHT YOU? Senator demands GAO investigation of how much the feds spend on PR.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Hot sex could make you smarter, study finds.

BRITISH SNIPER GOT RID OF 21 TERRORISTS WITH ONE WELL PLACE BULLET: Sniper Decapitates ISIS Leader Teaching Beheading Class.

THE MOST FEMININE MEMBER OF CODE PINK: Donald Trump crossed the line twice on 9/11, Iraq war.