BAD STATS DRIVE BAD POLICY: Census vet weighs in.

ALL MEN MUST DIE: But must it be in vain?

BEHOLD, THE NEW ARISTOS: The New Masters of the Universe.  (And also Pfui.)

CALLING THE DESERT PEACE: In case you missed it, John Kerry is bringing peace to Syria.

YES, BUT OBAMA IS WORKING ON A KILLER NARRATIVE: In Afghanistan, Taliban Controls Most Territory Since 2001.

HIGHLY EFFICIENT: Salvation Army bell-ringers reveal how much they actually rake in.

GET OUT OF THOSE FAT GENES: The ‘DNA diet’ could be a game-changer for losing weight.

UH. THIS IS MORE ALCOHOLIC THAN MINE! The only eggnog recipe you’ll ever need.

ER… THEY DO REALIZE HE’S FICTIONAL, RIGHT: It’s time to reconsider Snoopy’s bad reputation.

REJECT ORGAN CONSCRIPTION: Adopt “Opt-Out” Organ Donation & Destroy Trust in Medicine.

STOP LOOKING FOR A SAFE BLAME: It didn’t fly.

SHOULD AN INCONSEQUENTIAL YOUNG RULER WITH NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS GET THIS MUCH ATTENTION:  And for once I’m not talking about Obama.King Tut’s wet nurse may have been his sister: expert. (Oh, yeah, and “I am my own grandpa” might not be the best way to build a dynasty.  Just saying.)

TANSTAAFL:Spoiled students think gourmet school lunches are a right.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE? Cleric denies ties to San Bernardino killers as phone records surface.

IT WOULD ONLY BE FAIR: VA GOP May Strip McAuliffe Of His Bodyguards Over Concealed Carry.

THE MESS THAT IS: Already Ending or Just Getting Started?  Well, I know where I place my bets.  Put your life vests on, ladies and gentlemen.  It’s about to get rough.

CARTER WAS ALWAYS A BEST CASE SCENARIO: Bitter Clingers 2.0.

SOME PEOPLE NEVER GROW UP THEY JUST STOP GETTING PIMPLES: Salon’s Insufferable Interminable Trolling.

IT’S VERY IMPORTANT TO SELECT A SANE COMMANDER IN CHIEF: Silent, invisible, deadly: The weapon that could change warfare.

EVERYONE WANTS TO DANCE WITH THE PSYCHOPATH: Argentina’s disgusting attempt to whitewash Iran’s role in the ’94 Jewish center bombing.

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Carl Yastrzemski Ted Cruz Stats, Immigration and Context.

FIAT LUX: Matter will be created from light within a year, claim scientists.

BUT THEN WHAT ISN’T: David Cameron says climate change is to blame as ministers are accused of using global warming as an excuse for failures.

THE BETTER TO FORGET HIM: Hawaii declines to name vacant lot after Obama.

FORGET THE WAR, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE NARRATIVE: Administration, military aiming to improve anti-ISIS effort ‘narrative’.