EVERYONE IS A MIX: Man’s discovery of bones under his pub could forever change what we know about the Irish.

AT LEAST THEY’RE ENDANGERING THEMSELVES: Congress Kills D.C. Missile
Defense System.

GOOD TRY, BUT I STILL WON’T SUPPORT TRUMP: Romney will back Cruz; so should we all.

THE RIGHT GEEK: Why I’m Backing #NeverTrump: A “Cuckservative” Speaks.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW HISTORY: Amid The Rubble, Some Turkish Kurds Wary Of EU-Ankara Deal .

CLUELESS IDIOT ABROAD: Finds that the Middle East is not like Western countries and ISIS sucks.  Of course, he might have been spared if our schools actually taught and our media actually informed.

AND YET IT’S REALITY: Students freak out after teacher shows video of ISIS beheading.

AND THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Hillary Has an NSA Problem.

I DON’T BELIEVE IT.  WE’RE A LONG WAY FROM “WITH FOLDED HANDS”: A lot of people who make over $350,000 are about to get replaced by software.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: What The Extra Shoelace Hole On Your Shoes Is For (Yes, It Has A Purpose).

LAWS ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Corrupt Feedback Loops: Justice Dept. Extortion.

INTO THEIR IMAGINATIONS? Harvard tells its women: Go where the rapes are.

IT’S ALL THE LEFT HAS: On the homeless, de Blasio’s moved from denial to magic thinking.

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, MARCO AND SOME OF US WILL REMEMBER: Marco Rubio drops out of presidential race.

INDIANA JONES, THIS TIME IT’S GERIATRIC: Harrison Ford is coming back for another ‘Indiana Jones’ movie

IT TOLLS FOR ALL OF US: The Death of the Fourth Estate.

WELL, IT IS THE 21st CENTURY: Scientists have created a painless patch that can control diabetes without injections.

THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN THE VERY BEST LEGISLATURES: Colorado legislative session reaches mid-point with virtually no accomplishments.

LEAVING A MESS BEHIND: Putin orders Russian troops to begin pulling out of Syria.

DID ANYONE WARN THEM NOT TO WEAR CAPES? Astronomers Discover Three
Super-Earths Orbiting Nearby Star

MORE OR LESS THE PROFILE YOU’D EXPECT: Who Attacked Donald Trump?

THEY WERE NEVER FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS:  How Democrats abandoned the working class and spurred rise of Donald Trump. If you believe politicians and millionaires are for the working class, you might be dangerously gullible.

MORE LIKE THE CELEBRITIES LEADING THE VAPID:  Blondes leading the blind — the clueless rise of ‘lifestyle gurus’.

FROM JASON CORDOVA AND CHRISTOPHER L. SMITH: Kraken Mare.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED: There’s a link between autism and genius.