DOOMED TO REPEAT: World War II Amnesia.

OH, GOOD.  CRUZ IT IS, IF I HAVE TO WRITE HIM IN: Boehner Calls Cruz ‘Lucifer In The Flesh,’ Gives Best Reason Ever To Vote For Cruz.

DO THEY ACTUALLY HEAR THEMSELVES???? College more dangerous than prison for women AND men when it comes to sexual assault, says Obama admin.

RUNNING OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY: The Death of a Nation.

LOOKING OVER ONE’S SHOULDER: The Left’s hatred of Jews chills me to the bone.

I’M NOT SAYING IT’S ALIENS: KIC 8462852 Star Mystery Just Got Even Deeper.

EVERYONE: Computer Algorithm Predicts Who Will Die This Season In Game Of Thrones.

LITTLE DEVICE IS WATCHING YOU: Your Devices’ Latest Feature? They Can Spy On Your Every Move

OH. GOOD. BECAUSE I DON’T WAKE UP SCREAMING OFTEN ENOUGH: You Need to Know About Tom Perez: Likely Hillary VP Opposes First Amendment.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE CULTURE IN COLLEGE? Bloody ISIS Strikes Again: 250 Women Murdered for Refusing to Become Sex Slaves.

TOO EARLY; THERE WILL BE WORSE: Euphemism of the Decade.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED: Obama Admin Accused of Misleading Congress on Cash Release to Iran.

KILLING US SOFTLY: How the state of the economy is literally killing people.

DEAR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: We are adults.  We can feed ourselves and go to the bathroom by ourselves.  We’ve moved out of your house long ago. Around 1776.  If you keep getting confused about this, we’ll have to put you in assisted care.

HOW DARE HE BE A CONSERVATIVE MINORITY? Defenders of Clarence Thomas Go on Offense Following Controversial HBO Film.

IT SMELLS LIKE HOPE: The smell of Obamacare’s Death Spiral in the Morning.

THIS IS NOT QUITE RIGHT; THE GIANT GOVERNMENT IS A SYMPTOM OF THE CULTURE OF CORRUPTION: It’s the same in every culture with direct roots from Rome. Brazil’s Giant Problem.

ROO-ROH: FBI admits flaws in hair analysis over decades.

OR POSSIBLY FOR BEING AN *SSHAT: Melissa Click, former University of Missouri professor: I was fired because I’m white.  Identity politics always end like this, in self-exoneration and accusation of everyone else.  No matter what the identity.

LOST IN TRANSLATION: Japanese/English Phrasebook Is Absolutely Hilarious.

VLAD’S RENFIELD:  Obama dismisses Putin, but Czar is getting better of us again and again.  Hey, at least Obama attracts vermin, so all those small lives should be easy…

FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMED: Russia and China rush to fill Mideast void left by Obama.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT: Zany Zoo owner burgles own store, uses stolen Girl Scout cookie money to pay for prostitute and tips her with an unlicensed primate. Later arrested in Oregon State Police parking lot high on meth.

IT COULD HAPPEN TO US: Venezuela’s Pathetic Decline Continues.  We should sent all Berniacs to Venezuela.

OUR GAUCHE PRESIDENT:Obama infuriates the Brits as he threatens to send UK ‘to the back of the queue’ if they vote to leave the European Union.