OH COME ON, THE MINUTE WE HEAR “EXPLOSIVE VESTS” WE KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE: “We have previously received a threat from Islamic State that Indonesia will be the spotlight,” police spokesman Anton Charliyan told reporters. But he said police did not know who was responsible.

VIA RICHARD FERNANDEZ: Someone on twitter from Jakarta.

PROBABLY UNRELATED TROUBLE IN TURKEY: Turkey police HQ ‘hit by bomb blast’.

PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE “NOT RELATED TO TERRORISM” IN SIDNEY, AUSTRALIA: Sydney Opera House evacuated and Manly ferry cancelled during police operation.

AND FROM FOX NEWS: Several explosions heard in downtown Jakarta, casualties reported.

AT THIS POINT THEY’RE ALL REPEATING EACH OTHER, BUT THIS HAS A MAP:Indonesia LIVE: Six dead as serial blasts rock Jakarta; gunfight underway.

MORE, THE GUARDIAN HAS A ROLLING REPORT: Jakarta attack: at least four reported dead as blasts and gunfire rock capital – rolling report.

AGAIN: Suicide bombers attack Jakarta Starbucks.

THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS THE NARRATIVE BLOWING UP: No Extinctions’: Polar Bears Survived Periods When The Arctic Had No Ice.

THEY JUST WANT THEIR SNAKE BACK: Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store.

IN THE BACK HALLS OF GEEK HIGH: Rumors Are Flying That We Finally Found Gravitational Waves .

WAIT, WHAT?  WHY WOULD YOU EVEN? Your penis pics are bush league.  Video. Probably not safe for work. It played jumpy for me, so I might have missed something, but you’d still be at serious risk of bringing your co-workers running if you laugh as hard as I did.

SAYS THE MAN WHO OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT CANCER IS: ‘America can cure cancer’: Obama announces national effort to fight disease.  Also, Biden is supposed to head a new moon shot.  Seriously, who has slipped him the Onion and told him it’s America’s paper of record?

YOU MEAN YOU CAN MAKE PERIOD DRAMAS: Without posturing as superior to our ancestors from the height of our Marxist class consciousness?  I thought that was a Gullag-worthy crime now. A Kinder, Gentler British Empire?

SPEAKING OF NARRATIVE: Hillary’s “White Privilege” Self-Abasement.

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH: MoveOn.org moves on beyond the Clintons.

LIES, D*MN LIES AND LEFTIST NARRATIVE: Jane Mayer and the New York Times Dive Into the Gutter.

FROM LARRY CORREIA: Into the Storm.

FIRST AS THE MINORITY REPORT, THEN AS TRAGEDY: The new way police are surveilling you: Calculating your threat ‘score’.

LIES, DAMN LIES AND GOVERNMENT STATISTICS: The breakdown of December’s extremely misleading job report.

FOR MOST OF THEM THIS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE ENTICEMENT: Feminist Activists Encourage Women to Trade Sexual Favors for Votes.

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY YOU CAN’T BE RIGHT WING AND AUTHENTICALLY GAY:  By good authority I mean, of course, lefty blogs, usually when talking about Milo.  And as for who administers the tests of authenticity for gays, and what the tests are, I don’t even want to know. Out, right-wing — and in office: An Israeli lawmaker moves beyond identity politics.

WHAT HAPPENS AT THE CANYON STAYS AT THE CANYON: Watchdog uncovers long history of sexual harassment among Grand Canyon employees.

HOLY COUNTERFACTUAL, BATMAN: What if Hillary Were a Republican?

THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY: ‘Legos’ for Fabrication of Atomically Precise Electronic Circuits.