PUTTING SEASONALLY ADJUSTED LIPSTICK ON A SEASONAL PIG: Why the Fed will decide to raise interest rates.

WE’LL TRADE HIM FOR ANY FREEDOM-LOVING CUBAN: President Obama Will Visit Cuba in Historic Trip Next Month, Sources Say.  Or we could make him go over on an inner tube?

ENOUGH OF INDECISION, OH PRINCE OF DANES: Jeb: ‘I Should Stop Campaigning Maybe’.  You might have some remembered rights to this land, but unlike Denmark we don’t want a dynasty.

LET’S SHIP THESE WOMEN TO MUSLIM COUNTRIES, WHERE THEY’LL BE KEPT IN SAFE ROOMS, MADE TO WEAR SAFE BURKAS, AND BE SAFE FROM LIFE AND EQUALITY: ‘Jeopardy’ Is Rape Culture?

THE INEFFABLE MILO YANNOPOULOS TAKES THE FIGHT TO OUR INSULAR CAMPUSES: A Crank of the Far Right?

FROM INCOMPETENCE, KLEPTOCRACY AND STATE OBAMACARE EXCHANGES, THE GOOD LORD DELIVER US: ‘Numerous Weaknesses,’ ‘Inadequate Security Settings’ Found in Colorado Obamacare Exchange.

IT MUST BE DONE IF LIBERTY IS TO SURVIVE: Turning back the leviathan of the administrative state.

A MOST MATERIAL QUESTION: HOW MUCH OF YOUR MONEY ARE THEY USING TO GASLIGHT YOU? Senator demands GAO investigation of how much the feds spend on PR.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Hot sex could make you smarter, study finds.

BRITISH SNIPER GOT RID OF 21 TERRORISTS WITH ONE WELL PLACE BULLET: Sniper Decapitates ISIS Leader Teaching Beheading Class.

THE MOST FEMININE MEMBER OF CODE PINK: Donald Trump crossed the line twice on 9/11, Iraq war.

TIME TO REUNITE BONDED WARRIORS: End the Army coverup on the ‘lost dogs of war’.

RESTRAINT IS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Hillary’s Bark and the Virtue of Restraint.

IF WE HAD A DIVIDER IN CHIEF, HE’D SOUND LIKE OBAMA: Obama silence on cop deaths ripped, ‘I’ll save you a spot’ at funerals mocks sheriff.

OH HI THERE SHOCKED FACE, I HAVE MISSED YOU: Flashback: Senate Democrats in 1960 pass resolution against election-year Supreme Court recess appointments.

MYSTERY SOLVED: Donald Trump Is No Revolutionary, He’s Just a Democrat.  (To be fair they also often think they’re revolutionaries.  It’s one of their least charming illusions.)

WELL, HE DID HONEYMOON IN THE USSR: Bernie Sanders’ hellish health-care ‘paradise’.

HOW DID THIS MAN BECOME SPEAKER: John Boehner Admits to Having No Political Instincts Whatsoever.

WILD FIRES EVERYWHERE:  Tensions between Russia and Turkey reach new peak.

NO WONDER SHE HEARS WHISTLES: Hillary Clinton barks like a dog to slam Republicans.

IT IS DEPLORABLE: The Character of Modern Liberalism.

WHY DON’T THEY EVER WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD BY CURING DISEASE OR RESCUING ABANDONED BABIES?  Egotistical young stars are hitting new levels of delusion.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: On Teacher’s Kids, and Hugos.

A BATHROOM OF HER OWN… AND PUTIN’S: What If Vladimir Putin Has Hillary Clinton’s Emails?

HOW THE JUDGE FROM QUEENS CHANGED THE LEGAL CONVERSATION: The true meaning of Justice Scalia.