AND OF COURSE THEY ARE: ISIS fighters are using ‘Islam for Dummies’ to prepare for jihad.

OF COURSE THEY ARE: Adults are lining up to act like kids again at summer camp.

OF COURSE SHE DID: Hillary scrubs sexual assault pledge after allegations against Bill resurface.

FASTER PLEASE: Black hole made in the lab shows signs of quantum entanglement.

IN MY EXPERIENCE FINDING OUT WHAT QUESTIONS TO ASK IS MORE THAN HALF THE BATTLE: Finding Out What We Don’t Know.

FROM MICHAEL BROTHERTON: Science Fiction by Scientists: An Anthology of Short Stories (Science and Fiction).

WE STILL DON’T KNOW HIS GRADES, WHAT HE STUDIED OR HIS IQ: Anyone believe he’s hiding those out of modesty?  If so, have I got a deal for you in Florida swampland. And None So Deaf as They Who Will Not Hear.

SEEING THROUGH THE GASLIGHTING: If Americans don’t get the truth about ISIS, we’ll never defeat it.

YOU MEAN THERE’S A TIME THEY WEREN’T? How the Federal Government Became the Worst Helicopter Parent.

THE WSJ BRANCHES OUT INTO FANTASY: Yes, You Can Train Your Cat.

GREEDY, CORRUPT AND DELUSIONAL: Doing for America what she did for Haiti.

VIVE LA DIFFERENCE: The Intellectuals and Feminism: Why Do Fantasies of Sexual ‘Equality’ Persist?

FROM JOHN VAN STRY: Wolf Killer (The Hammer Commission).

AND TALK TO THE PUBLISHERS ABOUT STOPPING WITH THE EQUIVALENT: Hollywood: Stop Making Silly Feminist Reboots of Movies.

ROYALTY CHECKS IN THE MIRROR MIGHT BE SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR: Selling sex has never been so lucrative.

POINTING THE FINGER WHERE IT SHOULD BE: Prejudice among Gatekeepers.

FROM DOUG DANDRIGE: Exodus: Empires at War: Book 11: Day of Infamy (Exodus: Empires at War.)

EVERYBODY LOVES A MYSTERY: Mystery object in weird orbit beyond Neptune cannot be explained.

I’m not going to say it, but…

AND I THOUGHT OUT HAVEY WAS BIG AT 16 LBS! Cat Surprises His Humans with His Sheer Size, Larger Than Most Bobcats

IN EVERY CUCUMBER A LITTLE WORM MUST DIE: Man Finds Dead Worm In His Cucumber, Tesco’s Response Is Brilliant.

BUT HOW CAN THAT BE WHEN LIBERALISM IS VIRTUE? Is Contemporary Liberalism Creating a Soulless Monoculture? (SERIOUSLY the pliers.  Do you know how hard it is to talk with my tongue stuck that far into my cheek?)

MEN ARE REMAINING UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE ALL HRs ARE DOMINATED BY WOMEN:  Death by HR: Who Staffs HR Departments?  Mostly Women.

WHAT AN ODD REACTION FROM IMPARTIAL SCIENTISTS: Scientist Predicts ‘Little Ice Age,’ Gets Icy Reception From Colleagues.   Does anyone have a pair of pliers to pull out the tongue that’s stuck in my cheek?

THERE IS ACTUALLY A REASON FOR THIS: MALE BIOCHEMISTRY FLUCTUATES LESS: Women are dying because most medical research is done on men.

PRIOR TO THIS ELECTION, I’D HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS TYPE OF BOOK: How I faked my own death.