BECAUSE MONEY LAUNDERING: $400 Million Payment to Iran Looking More Like Ransom for American Prisoners

IN THAT IT IS ESSENTIALLY A RANSOM: $400 Million Payment to Iran Looking More Like Ransom for American Prisoners.

WELL, WE MUST BE UNDERSTANDING.  HE FIDDLES EVEN WORSE THAN HE GOLFS: President Barack Obama emerged from his Martha’s Vineyard vacation for a fundraiser, but he didn’t mention any of the devastating events currently affecting the United States.

OF COURSE HE DID. INTELLECTUAL CONSISTENCY IS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: EXPOSED: ‘Climate crusader’ California governor Jerry Brown took huge sums of money from “big oil”.

OF COURSE SHE DOES: These intellectual prostitutes always do. Wonkette Writer Forgives Bill Clinton For Rape … Because It Was the ’80s!

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU KILL YOUR OWN GRANDAD: Professor solved time-reversal violation.  On the serious side, this is fun, but … like a certain branch of mathematics, more or less a beautiful thought experiment.  (Don’t tell my husband I said that.)

YES, THIS IS CORSICA, LAND OF NAPOLEON, AND YET THE FEEL OF THIS IS OF A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME: Corsica brawl: Five hurt in clashes on French beach.

HELLO COMMIES, WHEN EVEN THE AP REVILES YOU, IT’S TIME TO GIVE UP: Communist Group Members Go to Milwaukee to Help With the Revolution.  Alternate intro “Of course they did.”

THE AUTHOR IS YOUNG.  DESPAIR IS NORMAL TO THE YOUNG: He ignores several contrary trends.  That said, he’s absolutely right about the Clintons, and the would-be-noblemen.  

EXCUSE ME, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS “IS THERE A TOWN WHO IS KNOWN FOR THESE THINGS?”: Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn’t known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.

UNTHINKING IS CRAZY UNCLE JOE’S SPECIALTY! Biden Does The UNTHINKABLE With Nuke Codes At Hillary Rally.

OF COURSE HE DID: ISIS fighter received welfare in Maine while being radicalized.

IT WAS ALWAYS A CON GAME: Why the Democrats Don’t Mind Obamacare’s Collapse.

THESE DAYS CHARACTER IS CONFLATED WITH PARTY AFFILIATION: Why Character No Longer Counts in Presidential Biographies for Children.

GETTING PAID IS THE BEST ACCOLADE: I dreamed of being Hemingway, but ended up a pulp fiction writer.

USING TRUMP TO TAR US: There’s Nothing Wrong with Carefully Screening Immigrants.

WE COULD JUST BAN SELFIES.  ALSO, GET OFF MY LAWN: Those ballot selfies could get you in major legal trouble.

NOTHING SURPRISING HERE: Writing instruction in our schools is terrible. We need to fix it.

WHY THE SHUTTLE WAS A MISTAKE: A Few Observations on Reusable Space Hardware,

or Why the Space Shuttle was an engineering masterpiece and a logistical nightmare.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: Keynesian economics is just the Broken Window Fallacy in a posh accent. – Jeff Gauch

OF COURSE HE DOES: Larry Wiltmore’s Terrible Show Cancelled Due to Reasons of Terribleness; Wiltmore Decries the “Unblackening” of His Time Slot.

HEY, FORD FOUNDATION! Milwaukee is the latest in the Black Lives Matter destructiveness.

QUICK, SOMEONE TELL THEM ABOUT NATIONAL FINANCES THEN MAKE ONE OF THEM PRESIDENT: Toddlers don’t forget a debt, research reveals.

OF COURSE IT WILL: Ford Foundation Will Fund Black Lives Matter Big Time.

AND ALSO OF COURSE: Death by HR: Pink Collar Ghettos Publishing And HR.