WHEN THE PATIENT ISN’T PAYING FOR IT, THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP COSTS LOW IS TO RATION: Here’s how the impending ObamaCare disaster affects you

WHY WE HAVE GUNS (ONE OF MANY REASONS): Because vermin like your spawn exist.

LIFE IS HARD, GIRL. IT’S HARDER IF YOU’RE DUMB: Young Women Need Less “Body Positivity,” More Modesty.

OH, SWEETIE, DON’T BOTHER. JUST GO AHEAD AND CALL HIM YOUR BEARD: Special Snowflake Insists World Create New Word for “Boyfriend”.

THE NEW YORK SUN ENDORSES TRUMP. I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH GOOD THAT IS, BUT IT HAS TO BE BETTER THAN VOGUE: Donald Trump’s Optimism.

OLD AND BUSTED IDEAS, BUT I’M SURE SHE THINKS THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT: Hillary Clinton’s big ideas for tanking the US economy.

IF UNION LEADERS STOP START PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR MEMBERS’ DESIRES, THE WHOLE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN (fixed, sorry, very unfortunate typo): WikiLeaks exposes NEA’s inner workings.

WEIRDLY NOT ABOUT THE ELECTION: Mechs and werewolves, what’s not to like.

HOW IS DAVID FRUM WRONG? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS: Is There A Conservative Case for Voting for Hillary?

OH, YEAH, VOGUE. THAT’S WHERE I GO FOR MY POLITICAL DECISIONS! Vogue’s endorsement of Hillary means nothing — and probably helps Trump.  And frankly, Vogue, I iz disappoint.  How can you endorse someone who wears THOSE pantsuits.

BAH. DON’T COUNT THE VAMPIRE DEAD UNTIL YOU’VE PUT A STAKE THROUGH ITS HEART AND CUT OFF ITS HEAD: Hillary won’t survive another WikiLeaks dump.

DON’T YOU HAVE ENOUGH STRESS IN YOUR LIFE? Kids Don’t Like Veggies. So What?

YES, OF COURSE THEY’RE ALL EVIL SPACE LIZARDS, BUT: Trump – The Less Evil Choice.

WELL, WE ARE LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW? Cancer survivor receives world’s first 3D-printed face prosthesis.

THE WORLD IS NOT A SAFE SPACE: “Running While Female,” and The Comforting Lie of Safety.

NANNY GOVERNMENT AT ITS WORST: Everything you know about healthy food is a lie.

NATIONAL POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT COMES IN SECOND: Russian Hackers? 45% Call News Media ‘Primary Threat That Might Try to Change Election Results’.

AND WHOEVER WINS, HE’S NOT ALONE: I hope I’m just being crazy.

MY FRIENDS AND THEIR PUNS: If you build it, they will come . . .

FROM TOM ROGNEBY: Tales of the Minivandians: Book 1 of the Minivandian Saga is free right now.

HOW IS THAT CAMEL’S BACK? Is Obamacare the last straw?

YES, YES, BUT IT’S THEIR ELITE FIGHTERS.  DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULDN’T BE WATCHFUL: Just remember they don’t have anything that we don’t have bigger and better in Hays Kansas. Including elite fighters. Military Leader: Iran Sending Elite Fighters Into U.S., Europe.

MUST HAVE TAKEN A LOT OF THEIR TIME: Clinton Team Kept Tabs on Bill’s Sex Stories.

AND THIS IS MINE: Having decided I needed to vote against Hillary.