FINALLY PUT TO REST: The Election Fables of 2016.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN: The Most Extraordinary Election of our Lifetime.

OF COURSE HILLARY IS REFUSING TO CONCEDE.  AND YET, DING DONG, THE WITCH IS GONE: AP calls Pennsylvania for Trump.  It’s Over.  Trump Has Won the Presidency of the United States.  Good Night, Hillary.  

I DISAGREE.  THE PRESS IS BEYOND REFORM: Time to Play Catch-Up on Hillary.

AND WISCONSIN HAS BEEN CALLED FOR TRUMP: Goodnight Irene.

Update: Hillary called to concede.  She managed to surprise me.

Forget it, Jack, it’s 2016!

IF NOTHING ELSE, LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT HISTORY DOESN’T COME WITH AN ARROW AND THAT PROGRESSIVE VICTORY IS NOT INEVITABLE.  IT IS ENOUGH FOR ME: History’s Unexpected Guest.

DEAR LIBERALS, WHEN YOU TRY TO PROCESS TONIGHT, START WITH THIS: Elite cities are pushing out the working class.

REMEMBER IF YOUR SCHADENFREUDE LASTS FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS, CALL ALL YOUR LIBERAL FRIENDS AND BRAG ABOUT IT: Planning to flee to Canada? Try accessing the immigration website first.  Also DO try to flee to Canada, cupcakes, and find out how tight other countries’ immigration policies are!

YADDA YADDA, HOW DOES THAT COMPARE TO BEING A KNOWN FELON, A LIKELY TRAITOR AND THE PATRON SAINT OF PEOPLE WHO DO SPIRIT COOKING AND ARE LIKELY PEDOPHILES? Presidency Likely Wouldn’t Shield Trump From Pending Lawsuits.

OH, THEY WON’T CALL IT AND SHE MIGHT NEVER CONCEDE, BUT THIS IS WHAT I’M WATCHING:

And it is, to a great extent, a rejection of the progressive, globalist project, and all its false glamour, and all its empty promises.

INTERESTING. THIS WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME I POCKETED MY STICKER.  SO DID EVERYONE ELSE: Trust and Misgivings.

Added: Cedar says her site crashed with all the traffic from the installanche, but this backup link should work.

AND OUTRIGHT LIES FOR THE WIN: University Course Seeks To Link Trump To Slavery.  And I must admit I’m mad at Trump on this one too.  He had a time machine and he never told us.

I WANT TO BELIEVE: An Open Letter to the Candidates.

WELL, WITH HILLARY THEY KNOW WHAT KIND OF CORRUPTION TO EXPECT: The markets’ foolish panic over Donald Trump.

Wall Street is worried that in a Trump presidency they’re losing out at the second coming of the other Clinton — Bill, who, while in office and particularly with a Republican Congress, cut taxes and regulations and the markets soared.

But that ignores what Hillary Clinton actually wants to do, from her deficit-inflating spending proposals to the myriad taxes and regulations — all of which should cause the market to recoil.

TO QUOTE GRANDMA, I’VE SEEN THEM BLIND, BUT THESE LACK A PLACE FOR THE EYES: Former FBI brass: ‘You’d have to be deaf, dumb and blind’ not to see Justice taking sides

SPEAKING OF OBAMA’S LEGACY: Fewer Americans Have Private Health Insurance Now Than in 2007.

REMEMBER, TOMORROW IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO VOTE AGAINST OBAMA: White House report card: Obama legacy on line in Tuesday’s election.

AS FOR THAT RUSSIAN INFLUENCE THING: Emails: Clinton Foundation sought State Department OK for work with Russians.  All together now: of course they did!

THE PROBLEM IS OUR ELITES, LIKE ANY FOURTH GENERATION SOCIALISTS ARE SO BACKWARD THEY COULDN’T ORGANIZE A BONK IN A BROTHEL. BEHOLD, SOCIALISM, CAN ACCOMPLISH IN FOUR GENERATIONS WHAT INBREEDING TOOK TWENTY TO DO: The death of elitism.

THE SOLUTION IS ROMAN.  PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER IN A BARREL WITH SPIKES AND THROW IT OVER A WATERFALL: Clinton-Obama officials negotiated for jobs with Clinton-connected Teneo while agency subsidized Teneo client Dow.  I mean, who doesn’t like the classics?

NO, THEY’VE ONLY HAD SIXTY EIGHT YEARS TO PREPARE, AFTER ALL: Are Palestinians ready for #peace?

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE SELF-NECKLACES WITH BURNING LIES? A pyrrhic victory for the partisan press?

IS HILLARY OJ? Members of the Jury, What Say You?

IT’S ALL A MATTER OF WHICH ONE YOU THINK IS THE GREATEST DANGER: Why the Anti-Trump Commentariat are not Trusted.  I will confess ultimately my choice was not finding some amazing virtue in Trump (would that it were) but discovering how in the tank for Hillary the media was.  And I knew they were in the tank for her, just not how far.  Ultimately, I don’t care to have someone in the White House who “can do no wrong” in the eyes of the media.