REMEMBER WHEN OBAMA ASSURED US ‘NOBODY MESSES WITH JOE’? GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES:  COVID Cash Heist: Michigan Woman Gets 27 Months Behind Bars for $3M Scheme.

THEY DID ADMIT IT BEFORE FREEZING IN THE DARK:  Germany Finally Admits Trump Was Right About Energy.

HOW DARE HE CONFUSE VIEWERS WITH FACTS!!!  CNN Host Was Not Happy When Scott Jennings Brought *This* Up About the Anti-ICE Ambush in Minneapolis.

OH, THIS WILL GO WELL…   Left-Wing Mobs in Minneapolis Now Stopping Cars and Interrogating Civilians.

UM… YEAH… THAT TRACKS:  Uh Oh: Mamdani Under Fire for Excluding Black Leaders From Top City Roles.

WELL, HIS EXPERIENCE IS IN BUSINESS. HE USES MONEY AS A WEAPON:  Game of Tariffs: Trump Incentivizes European Support for His Greenland Acquisition.

MAYBE BUT IT’S STILL A TERRIBLE WAY TO BUILD AN ARMY:  Another unintended consequence of conscription.

UH UH:  Eureka elementary students cautioned that Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk are not role models.

ALAS!  Rapidly declining democracy in the home of the “Mother of Parliaments”.

SO SAY WE ALL:  Hakeem Jeffries is a vile, oathbreaking bastard.

BETTER THAN THE OPPOSITE!  Japan And Italy Agree On Strategic Cooperation.

NOT AN UNREASONABLE VIEW:  Eywa Is A Secular God – Sanctified Evil In Avatar. (Video)

AN IDEA SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK:  Pentagon to ‘refocus’ military newspaper Stars and Stripes away from ‘woke distractions’ .

THEY’RE HOLDING RESIDENTS HOSTAGE:   The disturbing reason Iran appears to have stopped slaughtering protesters.

Mr President? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

HARD LESSONS, BUT IMPORTANT ONES:  Don’t trust your doctor . . . and the other lessons covid taught me.

SO THIS IS FUNNY: TRUMP ALWAYS SEEMS TO WIN IN COURTS THAT FOLLOW THE LAW:   Appeals Court Just Handed the Trump Administration Major Victory in Mahmoud Khalil’s Case.

PRIVATE PROPERTY RIGHTS? THAT’S A HUGE IMPEDIMENT TO DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM!  Cea Weaver Identifies the ‘Huge Problem’ Obstructing Her Communist Housing Agenda, and Guess What It Is.

IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS, THEY’D HAVE NO STANDARDS AT ALL:  Remember When CNN Did Ride-Alongs With ICE? Here’s the (D)ifference.

AS THEY SHOULD:   Feds Sue Minnesota Over Discriminatory ‘Affirmative Action Regime’.

IT WAS ALWAYS A GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED BOONDOGGLE:  Net Zero Goes Sub-Zero: Investors Flee Climate Craze as Clean-Tech Venture Cash Drops Almost 50%.

THEREBY SLAPPING THE NOBEL COMMITTEE IN THE FACE:  Machado Presented Trump With Her Nobel Peace Prize.

Which, after their farcical award of a Nobel peace prize to the despicable Obama before he did anything, is the least they deserve. A series of kicks in the rear all around the major capitals of Europe is more like what they need.

HE IS TEMU JEFFERSON DAVIS:  Don’t Underestimate Tim Walz. He called himself Knucklehead.

PRETTY MUCH:  “The Left is a death-cult that seeks the destruction of its own people, chasing delusional exaltation”.

WELL, OF COURSE HE IS:  Newsom says he is blocking Louisiana’s push to extradite doctor accused of mailing abortion pills.

OKAY, I’M FAIRLY SURE REDUCING THE WORLD SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE IS LISTED SOMEWHERE AS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY OR AT LEAST WOMANHOOD:  FDA Announces Nationwide Recall Of Chocolate Bars Made In North Carolina. Keep an eye out for Mint Leaf chocolate bars from Raleigh-based Spring & Mulberry.