MAD DUCK PRESIDENT ALERT: In midnight executive order, Obama seizes 1.5 million acres by pretending they’re ‘national monuments’.

DEAR EPA, YOU’VE OUTLIVED YOUR USEFULNESS: EPA To Alaskans In Sub-Zero Temps: Stop Burning Wood To Keep Warm.

THIS IS WHY WE RARELY TAKE BATHS IN THE OCEAN DEPTHS: Sponges grew carnivorous in ocean depths.

INDEED, HOW DID WE GET IN THIS MESS? Election Fraud Nonsense. 

THIS IS ONE OF MY FANS. HE SELF-IDENTIFIES AS A TANK: University of Kansas Librarians Jump on the ‘Pick Your Pronouns’ Bandwagon.

SO WE TOLD THE MAN THIS SHOULD BE HIGHER FROM THE BEGINNING: But he honestly thought it was an exercise in futility and no one would donate, despite the fact he helps everyone who hits a rough patch.

The thing is, the minimum would get him through the next couple of months, but he might be back here again in another year.  So we tried to figure out how much would give him a chance to turn his life around and stop being at risk.  And here we are.  If you donate $50 or more and let your name show, send me your snailmail and I’ll send you a signed book.  I can’t promise a specific book, since some of them are still packed, heavens alone know where, but I’ll send you a signed Hoyt book, for helping Charlie Martin get back on his feet.

DID I MENTION HOW SHOCKED I AM? Shock: Boys Prefer Puzzles and Games to Dolls, and This Somehow… Is Harmful to Girls.

ABOUT TIME: Congress Moving to Cut U.S. Funding to U.N. in Wake of Anti-Israel Vote.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED: Mounting evidence of administration dishonesty over U.N. resolution.

I DISAGREE.  BIG IDEAS WILL KILL YOU: Big Ideas Will Numb You,

OFT EVIL WILL SHALL EVIL MAR: How George Soros Destroyed the Democratic Party.

MORE ON OUR SICK CULTURE: Mother’s Little Helper.

OUR SCREWED UP CULTURE: Nice Song . . . Wait, Whaaah? And where’s Joseph?

LIAR LIAR, HAIR PLUGS ON FIRE: Biden Denies Lobbying Foreign Leaders to Back Anti-Israel U.N. Resolution.

I DO NOT THINK THAT WORD MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS: Earnest to press: Give Obama credit for being ”transparent’.

LIKE AN INCONTINENT CAT, OBAMA KEEPS DROPPING UNWELCOME “GIFTS” ON HIS WAY OUT: How Trump could save thousands of jobs as president.

BABY LIVES MATTER: Left in trash as a newborn, man reunites with trio that saved him.

NO, NO, NO, THE REAL SOURCE OF THEIR CONFUSION GOES BEYOND NOT GETTING RELIGION.  REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE LIBERAL TROLLS WERE TELLING US “OBAMA IS GOING TO BE YOUR KING?” A Strange and Revealing Christmas Controversy.

OF COURSE, HE WOULD SAY THAT: Putin says only Russia knew Trump would win.

MERRY CHRISTMAS: Intel Committee Releases Declassified Snowden Report.

USING THE TOOLS YOU HAVE: Cops: impaired driver nabbed by excavator.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Do It Yourself Star Wars Snowflakes.

NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT: Have You Heard “The 12 Days of Clinton”?

THE TRUE COST OF DIVIDING THE NATION EVER MORE FINELY: How Wonder Woman and Tilda Swinton Became Enemies of the Left.

“CRAPPY IDEA” IS WAY TOO KIND:Why rebooting ‘The Honeymooners’ is a crappy idea.