GOOD: Reversing Obama’s Last-Minute Land Grab .

IT’S LIKE STUDENTDOC FOR LAWYERS: Some Lawyer Is Posting Hilarious “Tips” On Facebook. And if you have a month to spare, here is a link to student doctor.   If you’re of a prurient disposition, don’t blame me if it eats your life.

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES: Kaepernick’s Foolish Crusade Ends Up Costing 49ers Coach and General Manager Their Jobs.

FASTER PLEASE: The Fountain of Youth by Targeting Senescent Cells?  I wouldn’t be twenty again for half the time and twice the pay, but I wouldn’t mind having my twenty year old body back.

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS? Colloquium: Protecting quantum information against environmental noise.

SNOW FLAKES CLUTCHING THEIR PEARLS: Rockette Says Dancers Performing For Trump Will Be ‘Branded In History As One Of Those Women’.  Which is weird.  Where do you think they hide the pearls in those outfits?

APPARENTLY THERE ARE RULES TO THIS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION THING, EVEN WHEN IT’S TASTY TASTY CULTURAL APPROPRIATION:  Salon Shrewsplains Paella.

JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR: Eight Facts on the “Russian Hacks”.

TRUMPSPLAINING TO EUROPEANS: The First Casualty.

THE GOOD SIDE: Travel Is So Much Better Than It Was .

ER, SAYS THIS LANGUAGES AND LITERATURE GRADUATE… HAVE THEY MET US? Hunting for Soft Skills, Companies Scoop Up English Majors.

A QUESTION TO LIVE BY: Do You Want to be Right, or True?

NOT THAT THERE’S MUCH SENSE IN THE WHOLE SITUATION: Making Sense of the Russian Hacking Saga.

WHEN REASON DISAPPEARS, ALL THAT’S LEFT IS: Witchcraft. 

GO TELL IT TO THE CITY FATHERS OF CARTHAGE: Reviewer Bashes ‘Rogue One’ for Thinking ‘Solution Is to Blow Things Up’.

THERE’S SOME SERIOUS CONFUSION IN THAT HEAD: Merkel’s New Year message expresses Europe’s immigration contradiction in a nutshell.  Maybe in all their heads.

IT’S FAIR: 2016 Man of the Year: Castro’s Death Jeep.

NEVER TAKE NUMBERS ON FAITH WITHOUT SEEING THE WORK: Holiday sales disappoint after DC misleads us again.

RICH CONFIDENT AND ATTRACTIVE: Science says these are the men who will make you orgasm.  WHO could have guessed?

YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS CURB THAT? NOT IMPORTING TERRORISTS: Merkel: Islamist terror is ‘greatest threat’ to Germany.

DEAD OF SOCIALISM:No Food, No Medicine, No Respite: A Starving Boy’s Death in Venezuela.

REAL COUNTRIES HAVE BORDER SECURITY.  THIS IS RIDICULOUS: Mexican Man Charged With Rape Had 19 Deportations, Removals.

THE FACT THIS IS NOT STUDIED IN OUR SCHOOLS SHOULD BE A DANGER WARNING: How the Collapse of the USSR Felt from the Inside. A reflection by a witness 25 years later.

THESE ARE NOT SMOD, JUST NEO, THE ONLY ISSUE IS THAT WE’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT SPOTTING THEM: NASA’s WISE Spacecraft Spots Two New Near-Earth Objects.

I WOULDN’T BUY ANYTHING FROM THIS MAN: Would You Buy a Used Macroeconomic Policy From This Man?