TOTALITARIANS GOT TO TOTALITARIAN: Internet free speech threatened.

PARENTS WHO THINK ATTRIBUTING THEIR INFANTILE THOUGHTS TO THEIR KIDS MAKES THEM MORE PROFOUND! No One Wants to Hear About Your Woke Elementary-Schooler.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Estimated $72 Million in Medicaid Payments Made to Ineligible Beneficiaries.

OKAY THEN: This job title is the most millennial thing ever.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Trendy copper water bottles can make you sick.

IN DC?  WHY ARE PROGRESSIVE-CONTROLLED CITIES SUCH CESSPITS OF DISCRIMINATION AND ABUSE? Waiter won’t let gay couple share dessert because it doesn’t ‘look right’.

PAGING SENATOR MCCLUELESS: Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill thinks ‘normal people can afford’ private planes.

HOW MANY BOOB JOKES DO YOU THINK THEY CAN FIT INTO AN ARTICLE:  Victoria’s Secret scaling back on the hottest trend in lingerie.

LIBERAL PROBLEMS: Why rich New Yorkers are hiding their wealth and privilege.

EVERYDAY INVENTIONS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD: How the ‘Billy’ bookcase started a revolution.

THE POINT OF STATUES: Remembering the Past.

I REJECT YOUR FALSE DICHOTOMY: Make Mine Freedom.

THERE’S A TRADITION OF THIS. IF I RECALL THE HASHASHINS AND THE BOX REBELLION WERE ALSO DRUG-FUELED: The drug that turns ISIS into ‘unforgiving killing machines’.

WHY ARE DEMOCRAT RUN STATES SUCH CESSPITS OF HARASSMENT AND CORRUPTION: Cop fired over wife’s porn job threatens to sue.

FASTER PLEASE: Eye scan could spot Alzheimer’s decades before symptoms emerge.

SOMEONE NEEDED TO: CRTV’S Michelle Malkin ‘Investigates’ Fake News Founder.

AND THE BEST WE CAN DO IS PLANT OUR FEET AND SAY NO: The Left is Marching the Nation Towards Civil War.

MARCO, POSING:Moral Courage and Moral Arbitrage.

AND VIOLENCE IS NOT SPEECH: Words Aren’t Violence.

IF THEY DON’T DESTROY ALL PAST ICONS, HOW CAN THE POOR SHRIVELED LITTLE THINGS SHINE? Social Justice Warriors Go After Elvis Presley, Forty Years After His Death.

IT’S TIME TO STOP THE NONSENSE:VICE Magazine Tweet Calls for Blowing Up Mount Rushmore.

THE END STAGE OF THE BLUE MODEL: No more worlds to conquer and still out of money.

IN AMERICA THAT BLOOD AND SOIL THING IS MOSTLY ANOTHER FORM OF MAGIC DIRT: White Nationalists Take DNA Tests to Prove Their Racial Purity. The Results Are HILARIOUS.

THIS HAS BEEN A REALLY LONG DAY: [Developing] Multiple Shootings in Cambrils Near Barcelona.

IT ALSO DOESN’T MAKE YOU MORAL OR SPECIAL:Having power over others doesn’t necessarily make you feel powerful.