THE ‘ELITES’ ARE REVOLTING:  Who is to blame?

ONCE A TREASONOUS WEASEL…  Bergdahl Once Again Avoids the Consequences of His Actions.

HOIST ON THEIR OWN PETARD:  Hillary Clinton: House Opens Investigations Into Uranium One And Emails.

OKAY, THAT’S FUNNY:  As MSNBC Questions Need for More Imposing Border Wall, Obliging Illegal Migrants Hop Right Over Existing Fence.

FASCINATING:  My Surprising Career as an Amazon.com “Fake” Reviewer.

SOMETIMES IT’S CORRUPTION ALL THE WAY DOWN:  Emails: Obama DOJ Officials Sought to Route ‘Slush Fund’ Cash to Orgs of Their ‘Choosing’.  Future Historians will be fascinated by how the last administration was dirtier than the Augean stables, while bragging of probity.

WELL, I ACTUALLY AM SHOCKED DECENCY PREVAILED:  Park Service Cancels Funding for Project ‘Honoring Legacy’ of Black Panther Party.

THERE ARE WASHED UP ROCK STARS, DEEP IN THE THROES OF DRUG ADDICTION, WITH A BETTER GRASP ON REALITY THAN HILLARY: Hillary Unplugged.

SOLVING NONEXISTENT PROBLEMS DEPARTMENT:  ‘Feminist’ ballet flat emoji is downright offensive.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Happy Mole Day!

TURN ABOUT IS FAIR RHINO:  African rhino injures poacher in rare reversal of fortunes.

HALTING MEASURES THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION LEFT IN PLACE FOR NATIONAL SUICIDE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME:  Trump Admin Expected to Kill Landmark Boeing Plane Sales to Iran. Kind of like removing the plastic bag from one’s head.  And yet the left will object.

CUE THE SURPRISED FACE:  Russian Spy Ring Got Close to Hillary Clinton; Previously, State Department Denied Russian Spy Ring Got Close to Hillary Clinton.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  Japanese Defense Minister Sounds Alarm on North Korea.  Of course the reeeee brigade thinks this is somehow because Trump “antagonized” Whoa That Man Fat leader of NK, instead of our passivity and Obama’s laxity in foreign affairs having brought things to this pass.

SOUNDS LIKE THEY SHOULD AVOID DEMOCRAT MEN (ODDS ARE, IN EACH INSTANCE CITED, THE HARASSER WAS A DEM):  Warren, other senators share horror stories of sexual harassment.

THEY’VE ALREADY MADE THEIR BEDS:  ‘We don’t want them back’: No mercy for foreigners who joined ISIS.

THE TALIBAN MERELY KEPT HIM IN A STEEL BOX 24/7 — THE US ARMY KEPT HIM IN A CUBICLE 9 TO 5, FIVE DAYS A WEEK.  THE HUMANITY!  Bowe Bergdahl: US treated me worse than the Taliban.

APPARENTLY FOOTLOOSE DOES NOT PRESENT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF FLYOVER AMERICA:  Former NPR CEO opens up about liberal media bias.  Shocked, shocked, shocked. This is my shocked face!

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Senior-citizens should watch out for scammers.

YOUNG PEOPLE DOING SOMETHING STUPID AND ROMANTIC?  There’s my shocked face again.  Meet the pretentious millennials who romanticize living in vans.  The world will surely go to h*ll in their hands, as it’s been going to h*ll in the hands of the young since the third millennium.  BC!

ONLY HAVE IT TO GO RED FASCISM INSTEAD OF BLACK ONE, DECADES LATER:  How Hitler’s plan to take over LA was thwarted by a Jewish lawyer.

NOT SURPRISINGLY COMING FROM THE EAST:  The European Revolt Continues.

YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN HE SENT HIS AIDES TO MORNING SHOWS TO SAY IT WAS ALL ABOUT A MOVIE AND THE WHOLE MEDIA COVERED FOR HIM:  Dems hope to spin Niger ambush as Trump’s Benghazi.  Also, Trump told potential rescuers to stand down, right?  Oh, wait, my bad.  All that was Obama.  Sorry Democrats. No Sale!

MADDOW IS STILL OUTSIDE A PADDED CELL?  Now, I truly am surprised.  I mean, I saw her on election night and all.  Conspiracy Theorist Rachel Maddow Puts Out a Conspiracy Theory So Insane Even the Huffington Post Is Calling Her Out.

WAIT, WAIT, THE DEMOCRATS MIGHT FIELD ANOTHER MARXIST FOR THE PRESIDENCY?  Who could have seen this coming?  I’m shocked, shocked….  Nah, same old dog, no new tricks.  Kamala Harris Doubles Campaign Cash to Media Firm That Boosted Bernie’s Profile.