WHAT IF WE SAY THE MAGIC WORD? Can Hillary Clinton Please Go Quietly into the Night?

PARTICULARLY BREAST REDUCTIONS? Why more and more dads are getting plastic surgery.

HOW TRANSGRESSIVE — YAWN: ‘Jefferies Show’ debut calls president a racist “dick”.

THE NEXT LEAKER’S NAME WILL BE “TIGER BLOOD”: Of leaks and oaths and voter lists.

THEY’RE NOT FUNNY; AND THEY HAVEN’T BEEN FOR A LONG TIME: Comics like Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld are rushing to Kathy Griffin’s defense. Here’s why they’re wrong.

IN THE MAIL FROM CELIA HAYES: Luna City IV (The Chronicles of Luna City Book 4).

IT IS ACTUALLY ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THIS IS WRITER HUMOR, BUT… I’M PROUD TO REPORT MY FRIEND KATE HASN’T BEEN INCINERATED BY A LIGHTENING BOLT.  YET: Open Letter to The Author.

PRIVATE GROUPS?  WHAT PRIVATE GROUPS? Harvard Rescinds Acceptance Letters Over ‘Offensive’ Facebook Posts.

THESE ARE THE CRAZY YEARS: Male Transgender Sprinter Wins Two Girls State Championships — as a Freshman.

I’VE READ THAT STORY; IT DIDN’T END WELL:Give robots anxiety to prevent the AI apocalypse.

YOU MUST HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA: The truly sad part is that they THINK they’re smart and intellectual.  Shakespeare in the Park stabs Trump.

IF ONLY: Dealing with Terrorism.

PRINTED ON FIREPROOF PAPER, I PRESUME: Book of the Year: St. Hillary of Hippo.

A NEW WAY OF UNCOVERING HISTORY: Laser technology uncovers 1,600-year-old Christian frescoes in Rome’s biggest catacomb.

HOPLOPHOBIA IS A HARSH MISTRESS: Even now, why do only one in ten London police officers carry guns?

YOU KNOW, HILLARY WAY OUT-SPENT TRUMP. MAYBE SOROS’S INVESTMENTS DON’T ALWAYS PAY OFF: George Soros Gives Additional $250k to Tom Perriello for Virginia Primary Bid.

BUT I FEEL FINE: Your Soundtrack to the Post-Paris Climate Accord Trumpocalypse.

IF SHE HAD A HALF A BRAIN, SHE’D LEARN TO SHOOT: Before guns come to campus, this WSU professor is leaving.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Portland Mayor Warned of Pro-Trump Violence. As Usual, Leftists Were the Problem,

OKAY, SO STOPPED CLOCK IS SOMETIMES RIGHT: How Bill Clinton Brought Back the 1911 Pistol,

AND THE THREE RS? What Liberal Students Could Learn from Conservatives: Politeness.

LEARN THE BURN:Marxism: A Cross Between Mean Girls & Lord of the Flies.

THEY KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DON’T THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS: These ‘empowering’ products are just screwing women over.

INTENTIONALLY: Social Justice is Language Pollution.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: Feds Spending $75,000 on ‘Women in STEM Roadshow’.