MORE THINGS MY FRIENDS DO TO THEMSELVES:  Honestly, at this point I don’t know whether to cheer her on or put her on a suicide watch. What Happened: Grit and Gratitude (It took grit and I’m not grateful.)

SO I HEAR:  The Science Fiction is Settled.

BLINDED BY TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME:  Action, Meet Consequence – a Lesson for Juli Briskman.

MY FRIENDS DO THE STRANGEST THINGS:  What Happened? Or I Suffered For This Blog Post, And I Have To Share.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Kent State Socialist Group Suggests Gulag for Dissenting Voice.

ABOUT TIME:  Ted Cruz Calls on Colleagues to ‘Shut Up and Do Your Job’.

THEY’RE NORMAL PEOPLE, FILLED WITH CONCERN FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS:  And other fables.  Dem Lawmakers Want to Ban Gas-Powered Vehicles in U.S. by 2035. Maybe by then the American people will have Banned Dem Lawmakers?  Hey, I can dream.

UNEXPECTEDLY!  First Read of 3rd Quarter GDP at 3.0%, Beating 2.5% Expectation.

IT IS, IN FACT, MORE OR LESS AS WE EXPECTED:  From Russia with Lies.

NOW THE FEMINISTS ARE JUST GETTING CREEPY:  Stop with the Groping Stories. George H.W. Bush is Not About to Become Woke.

WELL THAT IS CERTAINLY … INTERESTING:  Fusion GPS and the Washington Free Beacon .  I suppose it’s a good thing they do some research, unlike the mainstream media, but I think like the Romney campaign they might have what I’d call “the problem of consultants.” I.e., before hiring someone they didn’t investigate all of the someone’s potential ties or quite likely tainting.  Which makes their good will effort at research…. not very bright.

THE COMPUTER MODELS ARE CONCLUSIVE! STOP BEING A DENIER!   The universe shouldn’t exist, according to science.  What are you doing standing around existing?  Don’t you believe in science?

HAGFISH SLIME THREADS ARE ALMOST AS STRONG AND LIGHT AS SPIDER SILK BUT COULD PROVE FAR EASIER TO HARVEST IN THE NECESSARY LARGE VOLUMES TO BE PRACTICAL:  Slime from this 300 million-year-old creature could create bulletproof body armor.

BAH.  THAT’S WHAT THE NEIGHBORS SAY!  People argue with neighbors over the pettiest things.

THEY CAN GET UP TO ABOUT 13 POUNDS — THAT’S ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CHIHUAHUA OR JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:  But, more importantly, they’re TASTY. Australia’s dog-sized lobsters are going extinct

THREE GUESSES AND THE FIRST TWO DON’T COUNT:  Gowdy: Did FBI Rely on a Document That Looks Like the National Enquirer Prepared It?

I LIKE TOM KNIGHTON.  TOM KNIGHTON IS A FRIEND OF MINE.  BUT I DO BELIEVE HE TYPED “THINKS” WHEN HE MEANT “FEELS”:  A Progressive ‘Male’ Thinks ‘Man’ Is a Dirty Word.  I don’t believe there was ever any thought involved.

SOUNDS LIKE CHRISSY HAS A PERSONAL FANTASY.  MAYBE HE WORKS FOR FUSION GPS?  Why Does Chris Matthews Insist on Making Golden Showers Jokes About Trump?!?

YEP, YOU GUESSED IT, IT’S A THREE (3!) SHOCKED FACE NIGHT.  I’M STARTING TO FEAR IT WILL FREEZE LIKE THIS: Spin Cycle Begins As The Left Tries To Explain Away Trump Dossier Funding.

AND IN A STUNNING DEVELOPMENT, THE SHOCKED FACE MAKES ITS SECOND APPEARANCE OF THE NIGHT!  Emails Show Obama’s DOJ Channeled ‘Slush Fund’ Money To Leftist Orgs.

LEFTIST PRIVILEGE: Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Boobies, But That’s Okay.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY WANT HUMANITY TO GO EXTINCT, BELIEVE THEM: (Then say: you first.)  Rationalizing Extinction.

TO A MORE INNOCENT WORLD, THE UN SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA:  I confess that I’m not a hundred percent sure how 100 wolves and a fatted calf voting on what should be for dinner seemed like a good idea, but we have evidence it did, even to rational and smart people.  But I think we can say it’s an idea whose time is so far past, it’s starting to smell.  It smells of graveyard.  The Rubber Hits the Road.

WE OPEN WITH A DISPLAY OF MY SHOCKED FACE:  Iran Paving Way to Abandon Nuclear Deal, Fortify Missile Program.

WHAT WAS THIS APE DOING IN EUROPE OVER NINE MILLION YEARS BEFORE HIS FAMILY LEFT AFRICA?  Probably standing on the corner, minding his own business, but all the same… 9.7 million-year-old teeth could ‘rewrite’ human history.