IS PUTTING SPYWARE ON YOUR LOVER’S COMPUTER ONLY WRONG WHEN GUYS DO IT?  Bestselling author accused of using spyware to plagiarize ex.

SEASONAL AND POLITICAL.  WHO KNEW?  Anthony Pacheco’s Libertarian Eggnog Recipe.

ARE NOTHING TO WHAT THEY DO TO ANNOY US:  Things we do to annoy the hell out of our co-workers.  (Right now my co-workers, in terms of shared space are my husband and three cats.  The husband is all right.  You don’t want to know what the cats do to annoy me.  No, you really don’t.)

THIS IS WHY IT’S INSANE TO KEEP ALL OF HUMANITY’S EGGS IN ONE BASKET:   We’d only have 15 minutes of notice if a space storm were to hit.

NOT NEARLY AS TERRIFYING AS IT WILL BE ONCE THE GOVERNMENT GETS DONE REGULATING IT TO MAKE IT ‘SAFE’:  The terrifying future of medicine is already here.

NOT AS BAD AS IF SHE HAD TO PAY HER OWN BOOZE BILL:  Partisan Politician Pelosi Had a Really Bad Day.

I’M OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF FLOOR MOPS.  FLOOR MOPS ARE RARELY COMMUNIST:  Cruz and Scott use Cantwell and Sanders as Floor Mops in CNN Debate.

WAIT.  YOU’RE SAYING THEY USED TO PRACTICE JOURNALISM?  WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER COVERING UP HOLODOMOR?  NY Times Editors Quit Journalism In Favor Of Blatant Political Activism.

I THINK THEY’RE MISSPELLING POT:  Infosec Employs Top Men.

CHARACTER ASSASSINATION TO BEGIN IN 3, 2, 1:  Denzel Washington: Positive Change in Black Community ‘Starts in the Home’.

YEAH, NO, THOSE ARE NOT BROMANCES:  UK Magazine Says ‘Bromances’ Often Include Kissing, Cuddling.  Aka, if you’re going to hide in that closet, you should at least install louvered doors.

SOUNDS GOOD.  IT SHOULD BE NICE AND CHILLED BY THE TIME WE GET THERE:  Budweiser is on a mission to bring beer to Mars.

THIS CLEARLY REQUIRES MORE STUDY AND I WANT A GOVERNMENT GRANT TO PURSUE IT (WWVD? – WHAT WOULD VODKAPUNDIT DO?): Here’s what science says to drink to feel sexy.

WE’LL FIND A WAY AROUND IT. THINGS ARE ALWAYS IMPOSSIBLE TILL YOU DO THEM:  How our immune systems could stop humans reaching Mars.  #teamclevermonkey.

ENABLING CHAOS:  Olympia Police Refuse to Evict Trespassers From Railroad Line.

WHATEVER FLOATS THEIR BOAT:  Tiffany & Co. Shows What Happens When a Luxury Brand Gets Desperate.

FOR ANYTHING TRUMP CALLS ELIZABETH WARREN TO BE A RACIAL SLUR “DELUSIONAL” WOULD HAVE TO BE A RACE:  On Pocahontas, Sarah Sanders Gets the Last Word.

FOR THE TIMES, THEY ARE ACHANGING:  Massed Confusion – Now with Footnotes.

DON’T BABYPROOF THE WORLD; WORLDPROOF YOUR CHILD:  But ditch the “Native American Legends.” Don’t Take Parenting Advice from the Apple Store ‘Geniuses’.

NEW YORK TIMES HITS BOTTOM, GETS STEAM SHOVEL:  The New York Times is Imploding on Itself And It’s More Delicious Than Leftover Turkey.

BUT THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! EVERY COLLEGE-EDUCATED BRAT KNOWS AMERICA INVENTED SLAVERY BECAUSE RACISM!  Libya Has A Flourishing Slave Trade Today Thanks To Hillary Clinton.

UM… THE FRUITS OF FEMINISM ANDROPHOBIA:  Sex robots spark rise of men who will only sleep with dolls

THIS IS THE 21ST-CENTURY I’VE BEEN EXPECTING:  Tiny microrobots could be used to cure cancer.

HOTTER THAN ANY ROMANCE:  Two Stars Slammed Into Each Other And Solved Half Of Astronomy’s Problems. What Comes Next?

I’M SO OLD, I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NEW YORK TIMES REPORTERS WERE MERELY APOLOGISTS FOR STALIN:  NYTimes: Ok to sexualize children for the cause of genderqueer.