Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
July 16, 2017
July 14, 2017
SEEMS… LEGIT: Labor Unions Are Now Filing Grievances Against Goats.
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SIT UP LISTENING FOR BUMPS IN THE NIGHT: Evolution explains why you sleep worse as you get older.
FLAGELLATION IS EXTRA: A Christian woman’s secret life as a dominatrix.
SO CHARLIE MARTIN TROLLED ME WITH THIS ONE TWEET, AND I WROTE THIS POST: The alternative was to roam the house going “Sarah Smash.” What Happens When the Artist Chides His Audience? Where did this soapbox come from?
WHILE WE’RE ON CLIMATE: Monster Solar Minimum Approaching?
SOMEONE TELL THE AP THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS; THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS:Yet another climate fail.
THAT’S ABOUT RIGHT: Dadaist Science.
MY FRIEND GRAY RINEHART HAS A BOOK COMING OUT: Cary Resident Coming Out With Debut Science-Fiction Novel.
July 13, 2017
WELL, NEITHER OF MY KIDS EVER BROUGHT ME A CAT MUCH LESS A FOX’S TAIL: Adorable newborn photoshoot will make you want kittens over kids.
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THE T-REX WORE DENTURES, MUCH LESS THAT CROCODILE HAD STOLEN THEM: Gigantic crocodile with T. rex teeth was a top land predator of the Jurassic in Madagascar.
NO, NO PLANET NINE IS PLUTO. THE NEW ONE CAN BE SOMETHING ELSE! Planet Nine hypothesis supported by new evidence.
WAIT, WHAT? Feudalism and Guilds in the Tour de France?
YEP. STILL THE CRAZY YEARS: Cosmo Warns Parents-to-Be That Revealing Your Child’s Gender May Scar Your Trans-in-Training For Life.
BUT… BUT… THEY WERE PROMISED THERE WOULD BE NO MATH: Math: It’s not just for breakfast any more.
TEACH WOMEN NOT TO SEXUALLY HARASS: Teacher pleads guilty to sending sex fantasy letters to student.
STONE AGE GRAFFITI: Ancient religious stones hiding secret message only visible at night.
CUTTING THROUGH THE CRAZY: Treason.
July 12, 2017
THE ONLY WAY TO BE FREE: Discovering Truth.
HAVE NO FUTURE: “Those who forget the past..”
HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW? Giuliani to EU: You’d Be ‘Far Stronger’ Without ‘Socialist Economies’.
BODYCAM, JUST PLAIN SMART:Woman Accuses Cop of Sexual Assault, Body Cam Footage Proves Otherwise.
SOME OF US THINK HIS POLITICAL CAREER IS COMEDY. DARK COMEDY: Sen. Franken Returns to ‘Comedy’ Via Climate Change Videos .
PITY THEM. OR MOCK THEM. JUST DON’T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY: Poor Darlings.
THE MEDIA SEES NOZZING: A Russia collusion story worth pursuing.