OKAY, NOW THAT’S JUST… WHAT?  Giant, muscle-bound penguin ruled prehistoric bird world.

CRUELTY TO ANIMALS:   Los Angeles Animal Shelters May Put Dogs on Vegan Diet.

EVERY DROPLET A WAVE:  Post-Roy Moore, Please Spare Us the ‘Blue Wave’ Claptrap.

THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION PROCEEDS APACE:   Spurlock denounces himself.

OBJECTION! DIMWITS ARE BRIGHTER THAN THIS:  Dimwit Sheila Jackson Lee Confronts a Befuddled Rod Rosenstein.

EVIDENCE WOULD SEEM TO SAY SO:  Do Lefties Live in a Parallel Universe? Let’s Explore.

FEMALE PRIVILEGE!  It really does take longer for men to recover from viruses, colds.

CIVIL RIGHTS NEWS:  Why Combating Terrorism In Large Cities Requires Gun Rights Reform.

NEWS THAT ARE BESIDE THE POINT:  These Type A personality traits could help you live a very long life.

I KNOW IT’S A CRAZY IDEA, BUT YOU COULD… MODERATE YOUR DRINK?   How to hide your holiday hangover from your boss.

WE DON’T HAVE TO HANDICAP OURSELVES TO MAKE THEM HAPPY:  Europeans Endorse GOP Tax Plan.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Strzok-Page texts show hatred of Trump by the two ex-Team Mueller members.

RUN LIKE THE WIND, MY BROTHER:  Dating in the Age of Intersectional Feminism: Knowing When to Run.

OF COURSE THEY DO:   Port Authority Bomber’s Family Is ‘Outraged’ And Blames The NYPD.

YEAH.  THAT’S ABOUT IT:  Tax Cuts, Theft, and Other Lies.

A CHEMICAL IS A CHEMICAL AND SUGAR MAY BE WORSE THAN SYNTHETIC SWEETENER:  Diet Coke might not be so bad for your health after all.

DOESN’T THIS SIMPLY ENCOURAGE BAD ECONOMIC HABITS?  Anonymous donor pays off layaway items for 200 families.

NEWS OF THE OBVIOUS:  What you eat affects your mood, scientists say.

8 ASIAN, 2 AFRICAN:  10 rivers are responsible for 90% of the plastic in the ocean.

LIKE ANYONE HAS THE TIME TO CLEAN THEIR CLOSETS:  Americans love hoarding junk.

THE WONDERS OF CHINESE COMMUNISM:  ‘Rentable parents’ will meet your teacher or significant other.

FOOLING NO ONE:  Signalling Lies.

FEMINISM!  “Biscuit Brain”, Chelsea Handler Calls Sarah Sanders a “Biscuit Face” Because Women’s Empowerment or Something.

YEAH, I REMEMBER THIS UNDER REAGAN AND BUSH AND…  The MSM seems to think it’s a good idea to give us a daily dose of “Trump’s an idiot” stories.

EGYPT IS VERY WELL IRRIGATED:  Not Just A River In Egypt.