I’M SO OLD THAT I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS MUSIC ON MTV: MTV’s Iconic ‘Moonman’ Trophy Is Now a Genderless ‘Moon Person’.

YAY FOR BULLDOGS: Stephen Miller found his calling early .

HISTORY SHOWS REVOLUTION HAPPENS WHEN THE OPPRESSION EASES UP: Misery Doesn’t Cause Revolution.

DELUSIONAL: House Dem: Rubio and Cruz Wouldn’t be Senators Under Green Card Reform Bill Standards.

FANTASY, MEET REALITY: Commercial Crabber Of 50 Years Tells Gore Sea Level Hasn’t Changed Since At Least 1970.

RESEARCHERS BAFFLED BY UNEXPECTED RESULTS: Boys who watch porn are more likely to become misogynists.

NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT: This might be the end of the common cold as we know it.

I’M HOLDING OUT FOR THE ALL-BLACK MODEL:Special forces test out ‘Boba Fett’ combat helmet .

BUT I PREFER MINE MARINATED IN MARXIST TEARS: Now tech moguls are dining on gold-crusted steaks.

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: Governments are not in Control.

YOUR DUTIES ARE NOT WHAT THEY TELL YOU: What You Owe.

HAVE I MENTIONED MY SHOCKED FACE: Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) has been caught red handed erasing record-breaking cold temperatures from its data records.

WELL, BE FAIR, THEY HAVE NO OTHER MARKETABLE SKILLS: College Protesters Demand Peers Pay Them for ‘Emotional Labor’.

I… THE… WHAT? Amazon Seeks to Combat ‘Confederate’ with Reparations-Themed Alt-History Show.

OH, YEAH, AND THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Sources: Samantha Power, A Woman With No Intelligence Function, Filed “Hundreds” of Unmasking Requests In Relation to Trump and His Transition Team.

OR DOES IT SIMPLY MAKE IT SEEM LONGER? Can oatmeal twice a day really help you live longer?

HUMAN WAVE FROM GRAY RINEHART: Walking on the Sea of Clouds. The saga of the first colony on the moon.

SUICIDE PACT: State and Local Governments Pledge to Shackle Economies Under Paris Agreement’s Terms.

BIG BROTHER IS STALKING YOU: Creepy Canadian App Gives Citizens Points for Making Government-Approved Choices.

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Robert A. Heinlein: The Man Who Loved Women.

VIRTUE SIGNALING UBER ALAS: JK Rowling Tweet About Trump Refusing to Shake Hand of Little Boy Gets 76,000 Retweets; Boy’s Mother Asks Her to Correct Lie; JK Rowling Refuses.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:Mentally Disabled to Lose Jobs Due to Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage.

WELL! Don’t ever call these guys dumb bunnies .

THE WAGES OF FAKE NEWS: Katie Couric Out at Yahoo News.

WHEN MARTYRDOM LOSES ITS GLAMOUR: The Islamic State’s Shock-and-Bore Terrorism.