EH.  AFTER ALL, THAT CAN ONLY MAKE IT BETTER, RIGHT?  Best friends for 60 years shocked to learn they’re actually brothers.

I’M WAITING ON THE STEPHEN GREEN REPORT:  We tested new hangover cures to see which actually worked.

WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN:  The LAST JEDI that could have been.

AND JUST REMEMBER “NOT HILLARY”:   On the Twelve Days of Christmas, my Country Gave To Me!

A FORMER REAGAN AND BUSH SPEECHWRITER DELIVERS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE:  My tough childhood taught me the true meaning of Christmas.

OH, GOOD, WE NEEDED MORE “MESSAGE FICTION”:  How ‘Downsizing’ Makes Damon, Climate Change Dull.

BUT RUSSIA!  Trump “colludes” with Ukraine against Russia.

THIS YEAR FROM JERUSALEM:  From Jerusalem, merry Christmas.

EVEN ON CHRISTMAS, THE LEFT IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:  NBC News Thinks Free Speech Should Be Regulated Because Nazis!

YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT:  Inside the glam world of illegal high-stakes poker.

CASSIUS HAS A LEAN AND HUNGRY LOOK – SIRI, GET HIM A PIZZA!  iPhone’s Siri accidentally called upon by theater actor on stage.

SOME KIDS DO CARE:  Teens surprise school janitor with heart-warming Christmas gift.

APPROACHING 2.5% OF C :  Astronomers chase fastest star ever detected.

THEY HAVE COMPLETELY LOST IT:   S.E. Cupp Tells Obama Flack Ben Rhodes to ‘Try Therapy’ After He Fantasizes About Dead Republicans.

THEY ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF THEIR MINDS:  Salon Offers Most Pathetic Attempt Yet to Equate Trump to a Genocidal Dictator.

NEWS FROM THE ONGOING WAR:  Modesto Tow-Truck Driver Planned Christmas Attack on S.F.’s Pier 39, Says FBI.

IF LAWS WERE MAGICAL:  Boston Police Investigate Shooting That Couldn’t Have Happened.

BUT WILL IT ANSWER QUESTIONS?  FBI Agent In Charge: Report On Las Vegas Shooting Should Be Done By Anniversary.

LITTLE GIRLS WHO ENJOY PRINCESS PLAY EVENTUALLY GROW OUT OF IT:  Princess play is an important step for girls.

YEP, THIS WAS MY TAKEAWAY FROM IT AS WELL:  EU endorses GOP tax reform.

THAT WOULD SEEM SOMEWHAT OF A MINIMUM STEP TO TAKE:  China’s ‘Love Hospital’ saves marriages by getting rid of mistresses.

NO, SHE ISN’T. SHE JUST HAS TWO DIFFERENT GENETIC CODES.  GEEESH. CRAZY PEOPLE.  This woman is her own twin sister.

IT’S RETURNING! WE’RE DOOMED, DOOOOOOOMED, I TELL YOU!  Creepy skull-shaped asteroid to haunt Earth again.

I TOLD HER SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THIS.  I TOLD HER IT WOULD DRIVE HER CRAZY.  AND YET SHE PERSISTED, AND I SHAMELESSLY ECHOED IT ON MY BLOG: My friend Amanda Green continues reading Hillary’s book.  HRC: Those Damn Emails by Amanda S. Green

APPARENTLY THE GERMANS AREN’T FANS EITHER.  GOOD THING WE’RE AN INDEPENDENT NATION:  Surprise! Russia and China Don’t Like Trump’s “America First” Policies.