SOMEONE NEEDED TO: CRTV’S Michelle Malkin ‘Investigates’ Fake News Founder.

AND THE BEST WE CAN DO IS PLANT OUR FEET AND SAY NO: The Left is Marching the Nation Towards Civil War.

MARCO, POSING:Moral Courage and Moral Arbitrage.

AND VIOLENCE IS NOT SPEECH: Words Aren’t Violence.

IF THEY DON’T DESTROY ALL PAST ICONS, HOW CAN THE POOR SHRIVELED LITTLE THINGS SHINE? Social Justice Warriors Go After Elvis Presley, Forty Years After His Death.

IT’S TIME TO STOP THE NONSENSE:VICE Magazine Tweet Calls for Blowing Up Mount Rushmore.

THE END STAGE OF THE BLUE MODEL: No more worlds to conquer and still out of money.

IN AMERICA THAT BLOOD AND SOIL THING IS MOSTLY ANOTHER FORM OF MAGIC DIRT: White Nationalists Take DNA Tests to Prove Their Racial Purity. The Results Are HILARIOUS.

THIS HAS BEEN A REALLY LONG DAY: [Developing] Multiple Shootings in Cambrils Near Barcelona.

IT ALSO DOESN’T MAKE YOU MORAL OR SPECIAL:Having power over others doesn’t necessarily make you feel powerful.

THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY FAKE BUT IT MADE ME LAUGH: Officials In South Carolina Are Warning Citizens Of Possible Lizard Man Sightings During The Eclipse. And honestly?  Not much laughing going on just now.

OH, GREAT, ONE MORE THING TO WORRY ABOUT: Warning: Fake Eclipse Glasses Aren’t The Only Hazard Out There.

PRO-TIP, DON’T STAND IN THE RAIN: We’ve finally learned how to avoid getting struck by lightning.

END KITTEN TERRORISM!  GIVE THEM TUNA ALREADY: Kitten to blame for today’s awful morning commute.

WHEN YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH HELL, YOU RECOGNIZE THE SMELL OF BRIMSTONE: The Blessings of a Soviet Education.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:Get a massage, science says you need one.

LET’S NOT FORGET GOOGLE: The Curse of Monopoly.

THEY WISHED IT INTO BEING:The Faces Of Those Responsible For The Return Of Racism.

HIGH TIME AND PAST HIGH TIME: Conservatives Need To Stop Accepting Leftist Premises Of Public Moral Superiority.

THERE IS A VAST GAP BETWEEN CAN AND SHOULD:You can now own a ‘Game of Thrones’ sword-shaped sex toy.

IN THE EMAIL FROM JOHN VAN STRY: Days of Future Past – Part 3: Future Tense.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS: Communist Anti-Cop Gym Owner Actually A Filthy One-Percenter.

YEAH, THE NORKS ARE TOTALLY GOING TO OUR SHORES WITH THEIR CR*PPY DIESEL SUBMARINES: The day after pigs fly. Chilling satellite images suggest North Korea is about to launch missiles from submarines as nuke crisis with US escalates

A RACE FOR VICTIMHOOD: The War of the Hyphens.

DO THEY WANT A CIVIL WAR? THIS IS HOW YOU GET A CIVIL WAR: Class at Stanford University to Discuss ‘Abolishing Whiteness’.