THE TALIBAN MERELY KEPT HIM IN A STEEL BOX 24/7 — THE US ARMY KEPT HIM IN A CUBICLE 9 TO 5, FIVE DAYS A WEEK.  THE HUMANITY!  Bowe Bergdahl: US treated me worse than the Taliban.

APPARENTLY FOOTLOOSE DOES NOT PRESENT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF FLYOVER AMERICA:  Former NPR CEO opens up about liberal media bias.  Shocked, shocked, shocked. This is my shocked face!

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Senior-citizens should watch out for scammers.

YOUNG PEOPLE DOING SOMETHING STUPID AND ROMANTIC?  There’s my shocked face again.  Meet the pretentious millennials who romanticize living in vans.  The world will surely go to h*ll in their hands, as it’s been going to h*ll in the hands of the young since the third millennium.  BC!

ONLY HAVE IT TO GO RED FASCISM INSTEAD OF BLACK ONE, DECADES LATER:  How Hitler’s plan to take over LA was thwarted by a Jewish lawyer.

NOT SURPRISINGLY COMING FROM THE EAST:  The European Revolt Continues.

YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN HE SENT HIS AIDES TO MORNING SHOWS TO SAY IT WAS ALL ABOUT A MOVIE AND THE WHOLE MEDIA COVERED FOR HIM:  Dems hope to spin Niger ambush as Trump’s Benghazi.  Also, Trump told potential rescuers to stand down, right?  Oh, wait, my bad.  All that was Obama.  Sorry Democrats. No Sale!

MADDOW IS STILL OUTSIDE A PADDED CELL?  Now, I truly am surprised.  I mean, I saw her on election night and all.  Conspiracy Theorist Rachel Maddow Puts Out a Conspiracy Theory So Insane Even the Huffington Post Is Calling Her Out.

WAIT, WAIT, THE DEMOCRATS MIGHT FIELD ANOTHER MARXIST FOR THE PRESIDENCY?  Who could have seen this coming?  I’m shocked, shocked….  Nah, same old dog, no new tricks.  Kamala Harris Doubles Campaign Cash to Media Firm That Boosted Bernie’s Profile.

DUMBER THAN SHEILA JACKSON? THE MIND BOGGLES:  Frederica Wilson: “Empty barrel is racissssst”.

YES? BUT IT’S STILL INTERESTING:  Blade Runner 2049: Is Bondage Immoral?

LEFTISTS ALWAYS PROJECT. LOOK AT WHAT THEY ACCUSE OTHER PEOPLE OF AND THEY’RE DOING IT:  Barrasso Seeks Documents Related to Russia Uranium Investigation.

NO! AMAZE ME!   Study Finds ‘Bias Response Teams’ Have Difficulty Balancing Duties and Free Speech.

OF ALL THE THINGS WE DON’T NEED:  Northwestern University Continues Efforts To ‘Deconstruct Masculinity’.

OF COURSE THEY DO:  Uranium One: Media Scrambles To Protect Obama, Hillary And Russia Trump Narrative!

WHEN NARCISSISTS ATTACK:  Frederica Wilson Uses Death of Soldier to Call Herself a Rock Star.

THE MOBS COME FOR WALTER WILLIAMS:  White privilege and other fables.  (Either it’s my browser, or you need to page down quite a lot to the article.  Do it, it’s worth it.)

NEO-NEOCON MADE A DISCOVERY WORTH SHARING:  Jordan Peterson on leftists: “Well, think again, Sunshine!”

LIKE SHAVING THE BARBER:  Who controls society?

AND IT’S A GOOD ONE:  The Important Story You’re Not Hearing Much About.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED:  The Politically Incorrect Guide to Communism.

I’M SURE THIS WAS A DIFFICULT AND RIGOROUS STUDY!  Guy gets a Ph.D in threesomes — and his findings are titillating.

SOCIALISM:  Bernie Sanders’s Senate Campaign Spent Nearly $40K on Private Jets Last Quarter.

GOOD:  Trump Signals He Won’t Support Obamacare Insurance Company Subsidies Deal.

YOU KNOW, I CAN’T KEEP PULLING THIS SHOCKED FACE OUT.  IT’S GETTING WORN:  Fusion GPS Officials Plead the Fifth Rather Than Answer Who Paid for the Trump Dossier.