NEWS YOU HOPEFULLY CAN’T USE:  Brain Tissue Amplifies Waves.

NEWS YOU (UNFORTUNATELY) PROBABLY CAN’T USE:  What living in space does to your body.

TEACH WOMEN HOW NOT TO… BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN HUMAN:  Social worker accused of keeping mental patient as sex slave.

SHIELDING KIDS FROM UGLY TRUTHS DOESN’T DO THEM ANY FAVORS:  Why parents should talk to their children about terrorism.

IF YOU’RE DRUNK AT LEAST YOU HAD SOME FUN:  Sleep deprivation impairs you as much as being drunk: study.

IT’S LIKE ANCIENT ROME:  Or Game of Thrones. Purge of Saudi princes, businessmen widens, travel curbs imposed.

IT’S NOT THE GUN, IT’S THE GUY:  Good Guy With a Gun May Have Saved Lots of Lives in Texas Church.

THIS IS FOR THE FISHES:  Fake News About Koi: Why No One Trusts the Press.

LOOKING BACK:  Esquire’s Oral History of the Night America Became Great Again.

MORE THINGS MY FRIENDS DO TO THEMSELVES:  Honestly, at this point I don’t know whether to cheer her on or put her on a suicide watch. What Happened: Grit and Gratitude (It took grit and I’m not grateful.)

SO I HEAR:  The Science Fiction is Settled.

BLINDED BY TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME:  Action, Meet Consequence – a Lesson for Juli Briskman.

MY FRIENDS DO THE STRANGEST THINGS:  What Happened? Or I Suffered For This Blog Post, And I Have To Share.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Kent State Socialist Group Suggests Gulag for Dissenting Voice.

ABOUT TIME:  Ted Cruz Calls on Colleagues to ‘Shut Up and Do Your Job’.

THEY’RE NORMAL PEOPLE, FILLED WITH CONCERN FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS:  And other fables.  Dem Lawmakers Want to Ban Gas-Powered Vehicles in U.S. by 2035. Maybe by then the American people will have Banned Dem Lawmakers?  Hey, I can dream.

UNEXPECTEDLY!  First Read of 3rd Quarter GDP at 3.0%, Beating 2.5% Expectation.

IT IS, IN FACT, MORE OR LESS AS WE EXPECTED:  From Russia with Lies.

NOW THE FEMINISTS ARE JUST GETTING CREEPY:  Stop with the Groping Stories. George H.W. Bush is Not About to Become Woke.

WELL THAT IS CERTAINLY … INTERESTING:  Fusion GPS and the Washington Free Beacon .  I suppose it’s a good thing they do some research, unlike the mainstream media, but I think like the Romney campaign they might have what I’d call “the problem of consultants.” I.e., before hiring someone they didn’t investigate all of the someone’s potential ties or quite likely tainting.  Which makes their good will effort at research…. not very bright.

THE COMPUTER MODELS ARE CONCLUSIVE! STOP BEING A DENIER!   The universe shouldn’t exist, according to science.  What are you doing standing around existing?  Don’t you believe in science?

HAGFISH SLIME THREADS ARE ALMOST AS STRONG AND LIGHT AS SPIDER SILK BUT COULD PROVE FAR EASIER TO HARVEST IN THE NECESSARY LARGE VOLUMES TO BE PRACTICAL:  Slime from this 300 million-year-old creature could create bulletproof body armor.

BAH.  THAT’S WHAT THE NEIGHBORS SAY!  People argue with neighbors over the pettiest things.

THEY CAN GET UP TO ABOUT 13 POUNDS — THAT’S ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CHIHUAHUA OR JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:  But, more importantly, they’re TASTY. Australia’s dog-sized lobsters are going extinct

THREE GUESSES AND THE FIRST TWO DON’T COUNT:  Gowdy: Did FBI Rely on a Document That Looks Like the National Enquirer Prepared It?